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Dog Lovers: A story for you:

Saturday, February 16, 2013

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear; so she took him to the vet.

The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog’s ears so he cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet told my wife that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

She went to the shop and the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

She said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”

The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”

She replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”

The pharmacist replied, “Well stay off your bicycle for about a week.”

  
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KJDINSC 2/16/2013 6:33AM

    good one!

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    good one!! too funny! emoticon mm emoticon

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LATTELEE 2/16/2013 12:44AM

  Funny!

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20 important somethings...

Saturday, February 16, 2013

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

20 *Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate (and wine)!*

  
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ONUTHIN125 2/16/2013 9:37AM

    emoticon I love number 5. I think that a lot of folks forget what Mom always said, if you can not say anything nice, don't say anything at all. So true because words can be so hurtful. I always remember that words are like toothpaste, once they are out they can not be put back in! Great blog-Spark On! emoticon

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    Ha! #1 is so true! emoticon

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EVER-HOPEFUL 2/16/2013 1:41AM

    i especially loved number 2 .so much that i will write it down and put it somewhere were i can se it.thanks for shareing love. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LATTELEE 2/16/2013 12:48AM

  Love it!

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ZRIE014 2/16/2013 12:28AM

  21. hug each of your love ones and tell them how much you love them.
22. hug each of your friends and tell them how glad that you can call them your friend.

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Why Yawning Is Contagious

Friday, February 15, 2013

You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out.

  
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CARRAND 2/15/2013 8:43PM

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NAYPOOIE 2/15/2013 11:13AM

    Makes sense to me.

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CYND59 2/15/2013 9:54AM

    Just learned something new. Thought yawns were due to not enough air. LOL!

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Top Ten Signs You'd Make a Bad Pope

Friday, February 15, 2013

10. Typically spend Sundays disabled by a hangover
9. Religion isn't really your thing
8. You pronounce the "P" in "Psalms"
7. Last time God spoke to you, he told you to stay out of church
6. Know nothing about Vatican, know a lot about Vicodin
5. You think "Papal" in an online payment website
4. Only want the job as an excuse to avoid sex with your wife
3. In times of trouble, ask yourself, "What would Keith Richards do?"
2. Your most recent prayer: "Dear God, don't let it be herpes"
1. Even Jesus thinks you're a stooge

  
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ILIKETOZUMBA 2/16/2013 1:03AM

    LOL. Awesome list. I have to say, I may be Catholic, but I find the whole Pope thing a mite bit ridiculous sometimes. :) (Okay, a lot of the time!) Loved #5!

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SASSYJAY 2/15/2013 4:13PM

    Nice list!

"What's THAT over THERE?"

(steals list to post on Facebook, while Sunshine is distracted by the imaginary 'that')
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SPARKCHANTAL 2/15/2013 10:05AM

    i double stonecot

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STONECOT 2/15/2013 4:31AM

    And number 11, I'm a woman! emoticon

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SATCHMO99 2/15/2013 3:25AM

    LOL

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The New Pastor

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."

Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

  
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KJDINSC 2/16/2013 6:37AM

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KLMEIRING 2/14/2013 6:15AM

    Thanks for the chuckle....

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DOVESEYES 2/13/2013 11:23PM

    lol great usage of verses.

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