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Why Yawning Is Contagious

Friday, February 15, 2013

You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out.

  
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CARRAND 2/15/2013 8:43PM

    Sure!

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NAYPOOIE 2/15/2013 11:13AM

    Makes sense to me.

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CYND59 2/15/2013 9:54AM

    Just learned something new. Thought yawns were due to not enough air. LOL!

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Top Ten Signs You'd Make a Bad Pope

Friday, February 15, 2013

10. Typically spend Sundays disabled by a hangover
9. Religion isn't really your thing
8. You pronounce the "P" in "Psalms"
7. Last time God spoke to you, he told you to stay out of church
6. Know nothing about Vatican, know a lot about Vicodin
5. You think "Papal" in an online payment website
4. Only want the job as an excuse to avoid sex with your wife
3. In times of trouble, ask yourself, "What would Keith Richards do?"
2. Your most recent prayer: "Dear God, don't let it be herpes"
1. Even Jesus thinks you're a stooge

  
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ILIKETOZUMBA 2/16/2013 1:03AM

    LOL. Awesome list. I have to say, I may be Catholic, but I find the whole Pope thing a mite bit ridiculous sometimes. :) (Okay, a lot of the time!) Loved #5!

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SASSYJAY 2/15/2013 4:13PM

    Nice list!

"What's THAT over THERE?"

(steals list to post on Facebook, while Sunshine is distracted by the imaginary 'that')
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SPARKCHANTAL 2/15/2013 10:05AM

    i double stonecot

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STONECOT 2/15/2013 4:31AM

    And number 11, I'm a woman! emoticon

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SATCHMO99 2/15/2013 3:25AM

    LOL

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The New Pastor

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."

Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

  
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KJDINSC 2/16/2013 6:37AM

    I love it!

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KLMEIRING 2/14/2013 6:15AM

    Thanks for the chuckle....

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DOVESEYES 2/13/2013 11:23PM

    lol great usage of verses.

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LATE NITE FUNNIES 1/21/1

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Late Night Funny #1

On Sunday the White House held a private swearing-in ceremony for President Obama. Not to be outdone, Republicans held a private swearing-at ceremony for President Obama. -Jimmy Fallon


Late Night Funny #2

The beginning of the movie 'Lincoln' has been slightly changed to explain the Civil War to foreign audiences. Or as Lincoln put it, 'I would have preferred a different ENDING.' -Jimmy Fallon


Late Night Funny #3

Thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today the NRA said that this wouldn't have happened if those fish had guns. -Jay Leno


Late Night Funny #4

The director of 'Zero Dark Thirty' has come out against torture. And the director of 'Lincoln' has come out against going to the theater in 1865. -Conan O'Brien

  
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KLMEIRING 2/14/2013 6:13AM

    Thanks for the chuckle.

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AUNTHELEN 2/14/2013 1:23AM

    always appreciate a good chuckle! Thanks!

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1st date conversation & Ferrari

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

[In preamble let me say that whoever wrote this joke doesn't know much about alcohol. First; not even premium imported beer costs $10 a 6-pack, and second; drinking 18 beers a day for 15 years would probably kill a person. That being said, I have been in situations very similar to this, so I still find this joke funny.]

1st Date Conversation

Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes.
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 six packs.
Lady: How much does a six pack cost?
Man: About $10.00.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years.
Lady: So one six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: I guess.
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: I suppose so.
Lady: Do you know that if you didn't drink, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a new Ferrari?
Man: You don't say. So, do YOU drink?
Lady: No.
Man: Where's your Ferrari?


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This bike is perfect! It has only 1,000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service.

It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "Do whatever you want." doesn't mean what I thought. Call Steve.

  
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    Cute!

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    Steve isn't too bright

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