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Maybe This Will Work

Friday, February 08, 2013

A boy that was being raised in a very religious family asked his mother for a new bike. His mother said, "Son, we pray to Jesus when we want something really badly." So the son thought that praying wouldn't be enough, so he sat down and began to write Jesus a letter:

"Dear Jesus, If I am good for a whole month, would you please send me a bike?" Then he sat there and thought to himself, "A month is a long time." And he began to write again:

"Dear Jesus, If I am good for a whole week......" Then he sat there and thought to himself, "A week is a long time." And he began to write again:

"Dear Jesus, If I am good for a whole day, would you please send me a bike?" Satisfied with this, the boy began to walk to the mailbox to mail the letter to Jesus. As he approached the mailbox, he looked at the envelope the letter was in...then, he tore it to shreds.

He ran home and took the statue of the Virgin Mary his grandmother had given him off of his bureau. He proceeded to wrap a shoelace tightly around the small statue and place it in a shoe box. He then threw the shoe box into his closet and sat down and wrote another letter"

"Dear Jesus, I have your mother!"

  
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    Keep on keeping on!!!!

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    Lol!

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Job interview

Thursday, February 07, 2013

An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

She quickly responded, "The living one."

  
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FITANDFIFTY2 2/10/2013 2:20AM

    Very good!!! Loved it! emoticon

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    Good call.

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BOPPY_ 2/8/2013 2:25AM

    You left out the punchline.

She got the job, and within weeks the board promoted her to CEO. ;-) emoticon

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IMREITE 2/8/2013 12:35AM

    i sometimes feel like i am walking to dead people. they are not very responsive.

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SHRINKIN.LADY 2/7/2013 12:43PM

    Bwaaahahahahah!


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A Deep Rooted Delusion

Thursday, February 07, 2013

Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince the man he was still alive.

Nothing seemed to work.

Finally the doctor tried one last approach. He took out his medical books and proceeded to show the patient that dead men don't bleed. After hours of tedious study, the patient seemed convinced that dead men don't bleed.

"Do you now agree that dead men don't bleed?" the doctor asked.

"Yes, I do," the patient replied.

"Very well, then," the doctor said.

He took out a pin and pricked the patient's finger. Out came a trickle of blood.

The doctor asked, "What does that tell you?"

"Oh my goodness!" the patient exclaimed as he stared incredulously at his finger ... "Dead men do bleed!!"

  
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EVER-HOPEFUL 2/7/2013 3:19AM

    talk about the walking dead emoticon

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SUSANBEAMON 2/7/2013 1:12AM

  there are days i feel that way too.

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Typing Test

Wednesday, February 06, 2013

A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have a critical shortage of typists. I'll give you a little test. Type this," he ordered, giving him a pamphlet to copy and a sheet of paper, and pointing to a desk across the room that held a typewriter and an adding machine.

The man, quite reluctant to become a clerk typist, made a point of typing very slowly, and saw to it that his work contained as many errors as possible.

The sergeant gave the typed copy only a brief glance.

"That's fine," he said; "Report for work at 8 tomorrow."

"But aren't you going to check the test?" the prospective clerk asked.

The sergeant grinned. "You passed the test," he replied, "when you sat down at the typewriter instead of at the adding machine."

  
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    lol

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UMBILICAL 2/6/2013 11:42PM

  Great one.

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    That's funny!

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Bumper Sticker Funnies

Tuesday, February 05, 2013

- Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.

- History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.

- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

- It works better if you plug it in.

- It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

- Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

- Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

  
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CMRAND54 2/6/2013 9:51AM

    Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.

I love that. I can't tell you how many times I go back to a store looking for something I love and use, to find that it's been "discontinued" or "no longer carried". This happens to me on everything from breakfast cereals to bras.

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DOVESEYES 2/5/2013 11:22PM

    lol

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KARRENLYNN 2/5/2013 10:15PM

    Perception is everything! LOL
Thanks for the smiles in my day!

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DALID414 2/5/2013 9:58PM

    I saw this one today: Organization is for people too lazy to look for their own "stuff". (It had another word for stuff.)
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DEBRA123FORME 2/5/2013 8:48PM

  TRUE!! LOL!

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