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Bumper Sticker Funnies

Tuesday, February 05, 2013

- Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.

- History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.

- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

- It works better if you plug it in.

- It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

- Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

- Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

  
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CARRAND 2/6/2013 9:51AM

    Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.

I love that. I can't tell you how many times I go back to a store looking for something I love and use, to find that it's been "discontinued" or "no longer carried". This happens to me on everything from breakfast cereals to bras.

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DOVESEYES 2/5/2013 11:22PM

    lol

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KARRENLYNN 2/5/2013 10:15PM

    Perception is everything! LOL
Thanks for the smiles in my day!

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DALID414 2/5/2013 9:58PM

    I saw this one today: Organization is for people too lazy to look for their own "stuff". (It had another word for stuff.)
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DEBRA123FORME 2/5/2013 8:48PM

  TRUE!! LOL!

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New Car

Tuesday, February 05, 2013

A wealthy stockbroker finally bought his dream car, a late model Porsche, $50,000 right off the lot. As he was driving home he decided to listen to the new stereo but despite everything he couldn't get it to turn on. He drove back to the dealer in a rage and shouted "For $50,000 I expect a radio that works at least."

The dealer tried to calm him. "Sir," he said, "This car's radio system has been sensitized to your voice. All you have to do is say what it is you want to hear and it finds it and plays it."

"Wow," said the car owner," That's fantastic".

As he drove home this time he said, "Beethoven" and Beethoven's 5th begins to play through the quad speakers. He's blown away. "DeBussy" he cries and "Clair De Lune" wafts through the speakers.

Just then a taxi driver cuts him off and before he can stop himself he yells "Moron!!!!!"

The radio switchs on the Rush Limbaugh Show.

  
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CARRAND 2/5/2013 8:14PM

    That's pretty good!

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MRE1956 2/5/2013 2:24PM

    ROTFLMBO! (Spouse wouldn't find it so cool, though......snicker, snicker!)

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3016DEBRA 2/5/2013 11:36AM

  That truly is a SMART CAR!!!! emoticon

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RUSSELL_40 2/5/2013 6:27AM

    LMAO.

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DALID414 2/5/2013 12:31AM

    emoticon that's one smart car!

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DOVESEYES 2/5/2013 12:12AM

    ha ha lol

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Still More Late Night Funnies

Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Late Night Funny #1

House Speaker John Boehner said that President Obama’s focus is to annihilate the Republican Party. Do Republicans look like they need any help from President Obama? They’re doing a hell of a job themselves. -Jay Leno


Late Night Funny #2

The Pentagon has allowed women to serve in combat. Yeah, the hope is that we can now finally defeat the Taliban by giving them the silent treatment. -Conan O'Brien


Late Night Funny #3

A scary moment at John Kerry’s secretary of state confirmation hearing. One of the senators had taken his Ambien the night before and combined with the stuffy room and Kerry’s boring speech, he slipped into a coma. -Jay Leno


Late Night Funny #4

North Korea said it will test a rocket that they hope will hit the United States. In other words, watch your back, middle of the Pacific Ocean. -Conan O'Brien

  
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ALICIA214 2/5/2013 12:19AM

 



Bless the late night show hosts and the gov't for providing our daily giggles....


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More Late Night Funnies

Monday, February 04, 2013

Late Night Funny #1

On the Sunday that the White House held a private swearing-in ceremony for President Obama. Not to be outdone, Republicans held a private swearing-at ceremony for President Obama. -Jimmy Fallon



Late Night Funny #2

The beginning of the movie 'Lincoln' has been slightly changed to explain the Civil War to foreign audiences. Or as Lincoln put it, 'I would have preferred a different ENDING.' -Jimmy Fallon


Late Night Funny #3

Thousands of dead fish washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. The NRA said that this wouldn't have happened if those fish had guns. -Jay Leno


Late Night Funny #4

The director of 'Zero Dark Thirty' has come out against torture. And the director of 'Lincoln' has come out against going to the theater in 1865. -Conan O'Brien

  
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    good ones!

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A cautionary tale for the clergy...

Sunday, February 03, 2013

A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.

  
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    Beautiful

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2BDYNAMIC 2/3/2013 11:29AM

    Absolutely the BEST!! and the Pastor opened the gate wide for this one!

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    You gotta love kids! emoticon

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BRANDI1809 2/3/2013 5:46AM

    Brilliant

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    LOL

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SISSIE21 2/3/2013 2:50AM

    Love it! Out of the mouth of babes.... Thanks for the laughs this morning!
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FITANDFIFTY2 2/3/2013 2:46AM

    Oh that is so funny!! Loved it! emoticon

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