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Feline Physics

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

  
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DOVESEYES 1/30/2013 10:33PM

    Love this so true. emoticon

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CARRAND 1/30/2013 7:42PM

    We have two cats - one dark and one yellow. That way, we always have a cat to shed on our clothes, no matter what we are wearing. If the clothes are dark, the yellow cat will shed on them. If the clothes are light colored, the dark cat takes over the shedding duties.

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DALID414 1/30/2013 1:49PM

    I must have been a cat in a past life!

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NAYPOOIE 1/30/2013 11:11AM

    I see you've known cats.

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CINDYSDAY 1/30/2013 11:04AM

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EVER-HOPEFUL 1/30/2013 9:59AM

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HELEN_BRU 1/30/2013 9:44AM

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Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams

Monday, January 28, 2013

- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.

- Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.

- Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.

- All female parts were sung by castrati. We don't know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.

- Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven's Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin's Rap City in Blue.

- Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco.

- A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.

- Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.

- Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.

- A harp is a nude piano.

- Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you'd better not try to sing.

- I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say.

- My favorite composer was Opus. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.

- Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic.

- Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti.

  
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SARAALINE 1/30/2013 10:49AM

    "Beethoven's Erotica?" That was not covered in any of my music classes.
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CINDYSDAY 1/29/2013 11:44AM

    lol

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NAYPOOIE 1/29/2013 11:35AM

    LOL

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KJDINSC 1/29/2013 8:28AM

    Love it!

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TOMSGIRL9 1/29/2013 7:49AM

    emoticon emoticon LMAO

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EVER-HOPEFUL 1/29/2013 4:09AM

    love it espacially the harp being a nude piano,lol.i will have to remember that if i decide to take up the harp again.

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DOVESEYES 1/29/2013 2:32AM

    hilarious thanks most welcome interlude.Pun intended.

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DALID414 1/28/2013 11:35PM

    emoticon Acapulco emoticon

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TIMOTHYNOHE 1/28/2013 11:07PM

    Yo yo yo Rap City in Blue. And Bach had an old spnster in the attic.
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Some late night funnies...

Monday, January 28, 2013

Late Night Funny #1

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. -Henny Youngman


Late Night Funny #2

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. -Erma Bombeck


Late Night Funny #3

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow,
stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons.
It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags.
And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.
What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. -Dr. Seuss


Late Night Funny #4

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. -Dave Berry

  
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HELEN_BRU 1/28/2013 9:13AM

    Funny stuff.

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CINDYSDAY 1/28/2013 6:58AM

    I look forward to your funnies!

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TWEETYKC00 1/28/2013 4:34AM

    Thanks for the funnies!

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DOVESEYES 1/28/2013 1:46AM

    Loved these thanks emoticon

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FITANDFIFTY2 1/28/2013 1:06AM

    Loved them! Thank you for sharing! emoticon

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Mother-of-the-bride's Wedding Dress

Sunday, January 27, 2013

A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. "Mom," she says, "I just found out that my fiance's mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding."

The bride's mother thinks for a minute. "Don't worry," she tells her daughter. "I'll just go and buy another dress to wear to the ceremony."

"But mother," says the bride, "that dress cost a fortune. What will you do with it? It's such a waste not to use it."

"Who said I won't use it?" her mother asked. "I'll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner."

  
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DESERTDREAMERS 1/28/2013 10:32AM

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    emoticon Oh very very good!!

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2ABBYNORMAL 1/27/2013 11:36PM

    Awesome!
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SCOOTDOG 1/27/2013 11:00PM

    A quick thinker.

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CINDYSDAY 1/27/2013 2:07PM

    Awesome

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NAYPOOIE 1/27/2013 1:02PM

    Evil!

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DOVESEYES 1/27/2013 2:18AM

    Ha

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SPSPSP1 1/27/2013 12:45AM

    Teehee

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ANDYLIN90 1/27/2013 12:44AM

    It took me a minute, but this was very funny!!

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Things I have never been in...

Thursday, January 24, 2013

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!



And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!

  
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COACHPENNY 1/29/2013 4:26AM

    So true.

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DESERTDREAMERS 1/28/2013 10:35AM

    Good ones! I've often been in Visible, where, oddly enough, no one ever saw me.

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    I can relate to this!
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AZURELITE 1/25/2013 9:17AM

    LOL!

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    This was so good I copied and shared! LOL emoticon

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HELEN_BRU 1/24/2013 9:58AM

    emoticon Me too!

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ALICERIEGER 1/24/2013 7:42AM

    I think I have managed to go to most of those places.

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GARDENCHRIS 1/24/2013 7:23AM

    I've been or done all of those things! LOL

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BRENDA_G50 1/24/2013 3:58AM

    I've seen this before and each time I see it, it makes me smile emoticon

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DOVESEYES 1/24/2013 3:57AM

    lovely... emoticon

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