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What $2 Can Buy

Sunday, January 20, 2013

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, ads, just to make conversation.

Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"

"A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation.

"Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?"

"Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it's sure worth two dollars. With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."

  
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SCOOTDOG 1/21/2013 7:57PM

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2ABBYNORMAL 1/20/2013 11:36PM

    Little Johnny always pays attention!
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LINDAM.1 1/20/2013 9:54PM

  Out of the mouths of babes

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NAYPOOIE 1/20/2013 2:06PM

    LOL

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ALICERIEGER 1/20/2013 10:44AM

    Does that tell you something about our ads?

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KARRENLYNN 1/20/2013 10:24AM

    And you think kids don't pay attention! LOL

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DOVESEYES 1/20/2013 1:21AM

    LOL

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DALID414 1/20/2013 1:13AM

    emoticon That's how you know the ad is good!

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ZRIE014 1/20/2013 12:54AM

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You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...

Saturday, January 19, 2013

· You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened.

· Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

· All of your friends have an @ in their names.

· Your dog has its own home page.

· You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

· You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

· You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.

· You get a new suit that says, "This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher."

· The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.

· Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

  
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MRSVK11 1/20/2013 1:56PM

    emoticon You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed...Yup done that emoticon


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ALICERIEGER 1/20/2013 10:46AM

    Too true!

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TOMSGIRL9 1/20/2013 10:26AM

    emoticon Where can I get that Capt. Kirk chair? LOL

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JUDITHANNIE 1/20/2013 7:52AM

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COLLEENROSTE 1/20/2013 3:24AM

    sadly this is too true today

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DOVESEYES 1/20/2013 12:01AM

    Hey... my hubby and children all have at least one computer I'm living this, so to me ...it's not funny just life. lol

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Counting Sheep

Friday, January 18, 2013

Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town.

Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep.

The 8-year-old thought that was a good idea. Everything was quiet for a while. But just as grandmother was dozing off, a voice sounded:

"Nana?"

"Yes?"

"There are 38."

  
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3016DEBRA 1/18/2013 5:12PM

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    LOL

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    LOL

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ALICERIEGER 1/18/2013 3:12PM

    Wow

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CARRAND 1/18/2013 10:15AM

    Cute!

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ARNETTELEE 1/18/2013 2:56AM

  Ha ha ha!

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DOVESEYES 1/18/2013 2:27AM

    Ha ha emoticon That would be my daughter when she was a little girl

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Water in the Carburetor

Friday, January 18, 2013

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool."

  
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    I would say she is right

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NAYPOOIE 1/18/2013 11:34AM

    She knows what she's talking about.

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Thanks for sharing!

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BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa ....... Go home! You're drunk.'

  
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2ABBYNORMAL 1/17/2013 4:10PM

    Glad grandpa had a great time!
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    LOL

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    Ha!

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  emoticon old jokes are good jokes

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EVER-HOPEFUL 1/17/2013 1:35AM

    iŽd guessed straight away it was the grandfather,lol.

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DALID414 1/16/2013 11:44PM

    emoticon You can't pick your family!

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