SUNSHINE65   61,039
SparkPoints
60,000-79,999 SparkPoints
 
 
SUNSHINE65's Recent Blog Entries

Things I have never been in...

Thursday, January 24, 2013

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!



And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

COACHPENNY 1/29/2013 4:26AM

    So true.

Report Inappropriate Comment
DESERTDREAMERS 1/28/2013 10:35AM

    Good ones! I've often been in Visible, where, oddly enough, no one ever saw me.

Report Inappropriate Comment
FITANDFIFTY2 1/28/2013 1:08AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
ANDYLIN90 1/27/2013 12:45AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
2ABBYNORMAL 1/25/2013 10:06PM

    I can relate to this!
emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
BARCLE 1/25/2013 5:38PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
AZURELITE 1/25/2013 9:17AM

    LOL!

Report Inappropriate Comment
KADYSMOM11 1/24/2013 6:18PM

    This was a great blog!!! emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
CINDYSDAY 1/24/2013 3:08PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
DALID414 1/24/2013 1:26PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
TOMSGIRL9 1/24/2013 9:59AM

    This was so good I copied and shared! LOL emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
HELEN_BRU 1/24/2013 9:58AM

    emoticon Me too!

Comment edited on: 1/24/2013 9:58:24 AM

Report Inappropriate Comment
ALICERIEGER 1/24/2013 7:42AM

    I think I have managed to go to most of those places.

Report Inappropriate Comment
CARRAND 1/24/2013 7:38AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
GARDENCHRIS 1/24/2013 7:23AM

    I've been or done all of those things! LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment
BRENDA_G50 1/24/2013 3:58AM

    I've seen this before and each time I see it, it makes me smile emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
DOVESEYES 1/24/2013 3:57AM

    lovely... emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
EVER-HOPEFUL 1/24/2013 2:13AM

    love it. love it emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment


A Woman's Life~

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary.

His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed.

He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases.

On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things.

On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything cleaning mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even replaced the expensive wool carpeting. NOTHING WORKED.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairman refused to work in the house.

The Maid quit.

Finally they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later even through they had cut their price in half they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.

INCLUDING THE CURTAIN RODS.:)

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

WILSON425 1/28/2013 1:28PM

    The sweet smell of success! LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment
FITANDFIFTY2 1/28/2013 1:10AM

    Oh yeah!!!!

Report Inappropriate Comment
2ABBYNORMAL 1/24/2013 12:40AM

    Perfect!
emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
COACHPENNY 1/23/2013 9:47PM

    Love this one.....payback's a b*tch!

Report Inappropriate Comment
NAYPOOIE 1/23/2013 5:19PM

    something to keep in mind

Report Inappropriate Comment
HELEN_BRU 1/23/2013 11:27AM

    That's perfect!

Report Inappropriate Comment
ALICERIEGER 1/23/2013 10:18AM

    Perfect

Report Inappropriate Comment
CINDYSDAY 1/23/2013 9:19AM

    lol

Report Inappropriate Comment
CINDYSDAY 1/23/2013 9:19AM

    lol

Report Inappropriate Comment
TOMSGIRL9 1/23/2013 7:39AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
GARDENCHRIS 1/23/2013 7:26AM

    emoticon stupid men!

Report Inappropriate Comment
EVER-HOPEFUL 1/23/2013 3:05AM

    love it,lol.and if they do that every move hey make it would be an expensive bussiness and all for the sake and the cost of new curtain rods emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
RORYLYONS 1/23/2013 2:41AM

    emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
DOVESEYES 1/23/2013 2:34AM

    Nice...

Report Inappropriate Comment


What $2 Can Buy

Sunday, January 20, 2013

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, ads, just to make conversation.

Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"

"A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation.

"Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?"

"Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it's sure worth two dollars. With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

SCOOTDOG 1/21/2013 7:57PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
2ABBYNORMAL 1/20/2013 11:36PM

    Little Johnny always pays attention!
emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
LINDAM.1 1/20/2013 9:54PM

  Out of the mouths of babes

Report Inappropriate Comment
CINDYSDAY 1/20/2013 4:01PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
NAYPOOIE 1/20/2013 2:06PM

    LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment
ALICERIEGER 1/20/2013 10:44AM

    Does that tell you something about our ads?

Report Inappropriate Comment
KARRENLYNN 1/20/2013 10:24AM

    And you think kids don't pay attention! LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment
EVER-HOPEFUL 1/20/2013 3:35AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
DOVESEYES 1/20/2013 1:21AM

    LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment
DALID414 1/20/2013 1:13AM

    emoticon That's how you know the ad is good!

Report Inappropriate Comment
ZRIE014 1/20/2013 12:54AM

  very g emoticon ood

Report Inappropriate Comment


You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...

Saturday, January 19, 2013

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened.

Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

Your dog has its own home page.

You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.

You get a new suit that says, "This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher."

The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.

Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

MRSVK11 1/20/2013 1:56PM

    emoticon You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed...Yup done that emoticon


Report Inappropriate Comment
ALICERIEGER 1/20/2013 10:46AM

    Too true!

Report Inappropriate Comment
TOMSGIRL9 1/20/2013 10:26AM

    emoticon Where can I get that Capt. Kirk chair? LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment
JUDITHANNIE 1/20/2013 7:52AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
COLLEENROSTE 1/20/2013 3:24AM

    sadly this is too true today

Report Inappropriate Comment
DALID414 1/20/2013 12:06AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
1MYSTERY_LADY 1/20/2013 12:05AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
DOVESEYES 1/20/2013 12:01AM

    Hey... my hubby and children all have at least one computer I'm living this, so to me ...it's not funny just life. lol

Report Inappropriate Comment


Counting Sheep

Friday, January 18, 2013

Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town.

Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep.

The 8-year-old thought that was a good idea. Everything was quiet for a while. But just as grandmother was dozing off, a voice sounded:

"Nana?"

"Yes?"

"There are 38."

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

3016DEBRA 1/18/2013 5:12PM

  HA HA! Cute... emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
CINDYSDAY 1/18/2013 3:51PM

    LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment
CINDYSDAY 1/18/2013 3:51PM

    LOL

Report Inappropriate Comment
ALICERIEGER 1/18/2013 3:12PM

    Wow

Report Inappropriate Comment
CARRAND 1/18/2013 10:15AM

    Cute!

Report Inappropriate Comment
THOMS1 1/18/2013 5:54AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
ARNETTELEE 1/18/2013 2:56AM

  Ha ha ha!

Report Inappropriate Comment
FITANDFIFTY2 1/18/2013 2:27AM

    Lol emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
DOVESEYES 1/18/2013 2:27AM

    Ha ha emoticon That would be my daughter when she was a little girl

Report Inappropriate Comment
PHOENIX1949 1/18/2013 2:20AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment


First Page  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 Last Page