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Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings

Thursday, January 10, 2013

The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

  
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  Great!!!

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Saudi women can now drive...about time!

Thursday, January 10, 2013

  
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MRE1956 1/11/2013 7:36AM

    Oh, my......

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GARDENCHRIS 1/10/2013 3:26PM

    that is just bad! LOL

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TRAVELGRRL 1/10/2013 10:01AM

    Cute!

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ZANNBEE 1/10/2013 9:39AM

    haha

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2ABBYNORMAL 1/10/2013 12:48AM

    This wasn't what I expected either.
Cute.
I can't help but wonder how any Saudi woman can liver there. Such a sad state of affairs there.
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KATIBUG49 1/10/2013 12:23AM

    Funny!

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DALID414 1/10/2013 12:20AM

    emoticon so not what I was expecting!

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BARCLE 1/10/2013 12:19AM

    lol - that's classic

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Why do men die first?

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know...

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp.
If you don't... you're insensitive.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert.
If you don't... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist.
If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
If you don't... you're a slob.

If she has a headache... she's tired.
If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
If you don't... there must be someone else.

Bottom Line... Men die first because they want to.

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CINDYSDAY 1/9/2013 10:45AM

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    LOL hey we aren't that bad are we... but they are that bad...lol
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PROVERBS31JULIA 1/8/2013 10:11PM

    No joking Russell38 - in my family us girls learned how to change the oil and filter. And my brothers learned how to cook and do laundry... So when I got married, my husbsnd had always wanted to learn to cook, especially as he realized (to himself) that after he graduated from college, he wanted to get a job far enough away from his parents to try to cut the apron strings. He was a bachelor most of 15 years or so before we married, and had the laundry, house cleaning, and very very rudementary cooking skills (put food in microwave oven, turn it on. Try to stop before the smoke detector goes off.).

When we were pregnant, he took our birthing coach's suggestions to heart and asked me to teach him how to cook!! I did, and he learned about sauté baking roasting steaming frying, about making gravy, making quick breads, baking cakes, chopping of veggies in various size configurations like julienne chop dice cut chunk grate etcetcetc (plus he liked my "Joy of Cooking" and my Illustrated Techniques of Cooking book to fill in the gaps. He really found himself enjoying the "programmable" aspects of cooking - it reminded him of some of the same thinking processes he uses in his career as a computer programmer. Kinda made his mom mad that I taught him to cook, but in the end, she was blessed to be able to enjoy her son cooking meals for her in her last few years of life.

So yea... I believe it's to the guys' advantage to learn as much as they can about the "wifey" types of skills... It's easier to work together as a team, it prolongs life for both spouses... It's just good!!


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DIANE7786 1/8/2013 9:40PM

    Very funny because it's true. I'm glad I'm a woman!

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RUSSELL_40 1/8/2013 8:54PM

    If men die first, their spouse can live off his pension ( and theirs ). If women die first, who does all the housework?? lol.

Men are helpless, but it is changing. My Mom taught me to cook, and do laundry. Sewing too, but I find it easier to just buy new clothes. My Dad bitched the whole time, saying " You'll turn them into girls! ". When my Mom died, I had to teach my Dad how to do laundry.

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Thoughts

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

One of the first things you learn on your honeymoon is, when you're carrying your bride over the threshold, always go in sideways -- unless of course two broken ankles and a concussion turn you on.

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The government will be requiring new food labels that are more specific. Products will now be labeled, no fat, low fat, reduced fat and fat, but great personality.

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"I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on." -Beryl Pfizer, American journalist

  
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How many calories do YOU burn?

Monday, January 07, 2013

After reading a member's blog, I went in search of a way to get a really good, accurate count of calories being burned doing certain exercises.

I know Spark has them on here, but it's not as accurate as putting in your own height, weight, age, etc and getting a better count and knowing where you are with your personal exercise routines.

After looking at a bunch of them, I find this one to be my personal favorite. Ease of use and having so many different exercises to choose from, plus anything from light to very vigorous is a bonus.

It also gives you more accurate BMI information.

Just thought I'd share this with all of you in case you'd like to try using it yourselves.


nutritiondata.self.com/tools/calories-burn
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The blog page puts a space between c & alories. Space shows up as %20. Clear that and the link will work. Or copy and paste it. Just remove whatever space shows up.



  
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NAYPOOIE 1/14/2013 6:13PM

    It says I burn 2225 daily, sedentary life. I don't think I believe that. I rarely eat that many calories, usually 1500 to 1700. So if that were true, I'd have been losing a little almost every day since forever. Would not be where I am now.

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ALICERIEGER 1/8/2013 10:52AM

    Any info is worth having

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ROSALIEESTHER 1/8/2013 7:41AM

    Thanks so much for the link!

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MIATIA1 1/7/2013 10:35PM

    Thanks for sharing I will look it up now

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