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Guard Dog

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Sam and George owned a store in the outskirts of San Francisco. It had been burglarized several times in the past year and Sam decided to buy a guard dog.

Shopping for one, Sam found himself in Chinatown, at a pet store whose sign boasted, The Best Guard Dogs That Money Will Buy. He entered the store, but much to his disappointment, all the dogs he could see were Pekingese.

"Excuse me", Sam said to the manager, "But the sign outside says you sell guard dogs. Where are they?"

The manager, an elderly Chinese, replied, "Oh, but these are highly trained guard dogs. They all know karate."

"Karate! No way."

"I'll show you", said the shop owner. He took one of the Pekingese out to the backyard and put it in front of a brick. The dog stood absolutely still. The shopkeeper gave a command, "Karate! Brick!"

And with complete astonishment, Sam saw the little dog perform a perfect karate chop, splitting the brick in half. Totally amazed, he bought the dog. Back at his own store, he showed the guard dog Pekingese to George, who thought he was completely mad and told him to return the Pekingese immediately.

"But, he is a trained guard dog."

"Yeah, sure!"

Sam put the Pekingese on the floor and said, "He knows karate!!"

With a sneer George retorted, "Karate! My Foot!"

  
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IMEMINE1 12/25/2012 7:49PM

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CAT-IN-CJ 12/23/2012 3:27PM

    emoticon Thanks for the chuckle!

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2ABBYNORMAL 12/22/2012 10:47PM

    Very funny!
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DOVESEYES 12/22/2012 9:37PM

    ouch lol

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DALID414 12/22/2012 9:16PM

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MYUTMOST4HIM 12/22/2012 8:11PM

    funny

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NANCYPAT1 12/22/2012 8:09PM

    WHOOPS!! LOL thanks for the chuckle. Glad it wasn't MY foot.

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END OF THE WORLD

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Late Night Funny

December 21, the end of the world, is a Friday. So it means dress is casual. -David Letterman


RATS! I DRESSED UP FOR THE END OF THE WORLD!

  
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CAT-IN-CJ 12/23/2012 4:13PM

    Oh well. Another day, another nickle.

Hubby had a post on his Facebook page, that the experts finally translated the Mayan Calendar . . . it was not the end of the world, but the end of Twinkies.

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ALICERIEGER 12/23/2012 2:35PM

    LOL

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NEWKATHYNOW 12/22/2012 8:01PM

    Oh well, better luck next time! : )

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DALID414 12/22/2012 6:47PM

    I always overdress!

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JOYCECAIN 12/22/2012 6:05PM

    I was hoping for it to at least snow.

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PAZUZURISES 12/22/2012 5:43PM

    I was really looking for a Zombie Apocalypse

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LAWANDMUSIC 12/22/2012 5:10PM

    Yep!

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CHINESE FACE READING

Saturday, December 22, 2012

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CATLADY52 12/22/2012 5:17PM

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Late night funnies 12/21/12

Friday, December 21, 2012

Late Night Funny #1

Today Wal-Mart announced that on apocalypse day they will open at midnight. I think the Mayan calendar is becoming too commercialized, don't you? -David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

A survey found that 66 million Americans haven't started their holiday shopping. Which means they only have a few more days to find out which gas station near their house sells Chili's gift cards. -Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #3

McDonald's reported today that it had better than expected sales in the month of November. Executives credit the success to increased advertising, new menu items, and two states legalizing weed. -Jimmy Fallon

  
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Recycle

Friday, December 21, 2012

Did you know you can recycle your dog and cat poop? Itís easy! No need to throw it away. Put it to good use and mail it to: Westboro Baptist Church, c/o Fred Waldron Phelps Sr., 3791 SW 12th St., Topeka, KS 66604

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WOUBBIE 12/22/2012 11:11AM

    I just might do that. Hope they get classified properly as a hate group REAL soon.

https://petitions.whit
ehouse.gov/petition/legally-rec
ognize-westboro-baptist-church-
hate-group/DYf3pH2d

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DALID414 12/22/2012 12:20AM

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