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END OF THE WORLD

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Late Night Funny

December 21, the end of the world, is a Friday. So it means dress is casual. -David Letterman


RATS! I DRESSED UP FOR THE END OF THE WORLD!

  
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IMEMINE1 12/25/2012 7:49PM

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DS9KIE 12/25/2012 1:05PM

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CAT-IN-CJ 12/23/2012 4:13PM

    Oh well. Another day, another nickle.

Hubby had a post on his Facebook page, that the experts finally translated the Mayan Calendar . . . it was not the end of the world, but the end of Twinkies.

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ALICERIEGER 12/23/2012 2:35PM

    LOL

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NEWKATHYNOW 12/22/2012 8:01PM

    Oh well, better luck next time! : )

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DALID414 12/22/2012 6:47PM

    I always overdress!

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JOYCECAIN 12/22/2012 6:05PM

    I was hoping for it to at least snow.

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PAZUZURISES 12/22/2012 5:43PM

    I was really looking for a Zombie Apocalypse

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LAWANDMUSIC 12/22/2012 5:10PM

    Yep!

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CHINESE FACE READING

Saturday, December 22, 2012

wisdomofyourface.com/blog/

  
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CATLADY52 12/22/2012 5:17PM

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Late night funnies 12/21/12

Friday, December 21, 2012

Late Night Funny #1

Today Wal-Mart announced that on apocalypse day they will open at midnight. I think the Mayan calendar is becoming too commercialized, don't you? -David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

A survey found that 66 million Americans haven't started their holiday shopping. Which means they only have a few more days to find out which gas station near their house sells Chili's gift cards. -Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #3

McDonald's reported today that it had better than expected sales in the month of November. Executives credit the success to increased advertising, new menu items, and two states legalizing weed. -Jimmy Fallon

  
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NAYPOOIE 12/23/2012 4:17PM

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CINDYSDAY 12/22/2012 7:35AM

    lol

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DALID414 12/22/2012 12:19AM

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2ABBYNORMAL 12/21/2012 11:40PM

    Very funny!
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Recycle

Friday, December 21, 2012

Did you know you can recycle your dog and cat poop? Itís easy! No need to throw it away. Put it to good use and mail it to: Westboro Baptist Church, c/o Fred Waldron Phelps Sr., 3791 SW 12th St., Topeka, KS 66604

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WOUBBIE 12/22/2012 11:11AM

    I just might do that. Hope they get classified properly as a hate group REAL soon.

https://petitions.whit
ehouse.gov/petition/legally-rec
ognize-westboro-baptist-church-
hate-group/DYf3pH2d

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DALID414 12/22/2012 12:20AM

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I Just Needed To Use Your Car

Friday, December 21, 2012

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star."

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"

  
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ALICERIEGER 12/21/2012 10:45AM

    With all the break-ins happening, this isn't as funnt as it was the first time I heard it.

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AMALIA8 12/21/2012 8:40AM

    Wow! That's funny but hopefully didn't really happen. I mean, that would be a great scam. Return the car with tickets so that you KNOW when they'll be out of the house and then you can go take what you want. Keep up the great work!

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GARDENCHRIS 12/21/2012 7:28AM

    oh wow...that is just plain not right! don't use those tickets .... they'll empty the house on that night!

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SUSANBEAMON 12/21/2012 1:44AM

  old joke, not really so funny.

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