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Are you an Engineer?

Thursday, December 20, 2012

If these remind you of yourself, it's a good bet you are an engineer.

- At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string.

- In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure.

- The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.

- You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.

- You bought your wife a new CD ROM for her birthday.

- You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

- You can't write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines.

- You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.

- You forgot to get a haircut ... for 6 months.

- You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.

- You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.

- You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

- You have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.

- You know what http:// actually stands for.

- You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.

- You see a good design and still have to change it.

- You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.

- You wear black socks with white tennis shoes (or vice versa).

- You're in the back seat of your car, she's looking wistfully at the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite.

- You know what the geosynchronous satellite's function is.

- Your laptop computer costs more than your car.

- You've already calculated how much you make per second.

- You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.

  
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GARDENQE2 12/21/2012 12:02PM

    This list is right on!
My brother is an engineer.
My late husband was an engineer...now I have one for a boyfriend...I guess they're habit-forming!
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ALICERIEGER 12/20/2012 11:16AM

    That's not me.

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CINDYSDAY 12/20/2012 6:12AM

    My husband is an engineer and doesn't know it!

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DALID414 12/20/2012 12:34AM

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At The Doctor's Office

Tuesday, December 18, 2012



A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"

  
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BALLOUZOO 12/20/2012 12:47AM

    Ouch! Ha Ha!

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2ABBYNORMAL 12/19/2012 9:50PM

    Got me on that one.
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CARRAND 12/19/2012 6:38PM

    Too funny!

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AMALIA8 12/19/2012 5:30PM

    LOL. Nice. I think I've heard this before but it was still very funny! Keep up the great work and thanks for sharing!

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    LOL

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    Wow

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2BDYNAMIC 12/19/2012 6:55AM

    emoticon (Oh no!! Who saw me at the Doctors?!)

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Ormie the Pig

Monday, December 17, 2012

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SWANATOPIA 12/20/2012 1:43AM

    That was great....thanks for sharing!

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NAYPOOIE 12/18/2012 2:09PM

    LOL

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WOUBBIE 12/18/2012 12:11PM

    Priceless! Made my whole morning!

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    I feel Ormie's desperation and desire for the cookie. Poor piggie. emoticon

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    emoticon Poor Ormie!

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MARYB73 12/17/2012 10:12PM

    I don't know where you find all the funny stuff but thanks much for sharing.

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Saved from the gutter life...

Monday, December 17, 2012

"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"

"Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again."

"Wow, what an incredible story! I hope she appreciates what you did for her."

"Not really. Even though she stunk at it, Jill hated to give up bowling."

  
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ALICERIEGER 12/18/2012 1:38PM

    Cute

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Outdoor man

Monday, December 17, 2012

Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots -- outdoor gear of all kinds was piled high in the garage. One day I found my wife staring at the mess. "I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this," she sighed.

"Look on the bright side," I suggested. "If I go first, you can put an ad in the paper. When all the men come by to check out the stuff, you can pick out a replacement for me."

Still staring at the pile, she said, "Nah. Whoever would want all this stuff wouldn't be my type."

  
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