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Bologna sandwich

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. "If you can answer one easy trivia question," a young man said, "you'll win ten free dance lessons!"

Before I could tell him I was not interested he continued, "You'll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented."

"I don't know," I replied dryly, trying to discourage him.

"What are you holding in your hand right now?" he asked excitedly.

"A bologna sandwich."

"Congratulations!" he yelled. "And for having such a great sense of humor..."

  
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ALICERIEGER 12/6/2012 11:02AM

    Thanks

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MYREALANA 12/5/2012 2:21PM

    Cute.

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AMALIA8 12/5/2012 1:13PM

    LOL. Nice. Glad to hear you won even if it was silly! Keep up the great work!

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NAYPOOIE 12/5/2012 1:06PM

    chuckle

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DIET_FRIEND 12/5/2012 10:32AM

    Tee hee!

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TONYTHETSANGEL 12/5/2012 12:40AM

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CAT-IN-CJ 12/4/2012 11:41PM

    Thanks, I needed that!
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Some funnies...

Monday, December 03, 2012

"The NYPD is apparently teaching its officers how to be more polite. It's true last time I got frisked, the cop was like, 'Have you lost weight?'" -Jimmy Fallon

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A minor league ballplayer, left in charge of a baby cousin, suddenly realized that he did not have the least idea how to change a diaper. Frantically, he called a friend who was luckily a father.

The friend calmed down the ballplayer, then gave him the following instructions. "Place the diaper in the position of a baseball diamond, with you at bat. Fold second base over home plate. Place baby on pitcher's mound, then pin first base and third base at home plate!"


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Helping me sort old clothes into "save" and "give away" piles, my six-year-old daughter came across a garter belt. "What's this?" she asked.

"It's a garter belt," I said. Seeing that meant nothing to her, I added, "It's for holding up stockings."

"Ah," she said, carefully placing it in the "save" pile, "we'll use it next Christmas Eve."

  
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AMALIA8 12/4/2012 5:15PM

    Nice. The last one was very cute. Keep up the great work!

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ALICERIEGER 12/4/2012 2:27PM

    Cute

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BALLOUZOO 12/3/2012 10:46PM

    Ha ha!

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12/3/12: Wow I won an exercise DVD on the 2nd spin yesterday!

Monday, December 03, 2012

Well, this is the first merchandise win I have received. I joined 8 years ago in September! OMG! Where has the time gone...and why are those pounds so reluctant to goooooo?

Ohhh... I checked out those calories from the Olive Garden yesterday...two days' calories!

Well that answers the question above!

  
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AZURELITE 12/5/2012 2:01PM

    Nice! Enjoy the DVD when you get it!

I love Olive Garden, but we no longer have them in Canada unfortunately (or maybe that should be fortunately?!)

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SPARKLE1908 12/3/2012 9:18PM

    LOL...congratulations on the DVD!

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DIET_FRIEND 12/3/2012 3:01PM

    I just ate at olive garden myself!

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You earned it!

OMG, that is a lot of calories!

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12/2/12: Wow I won an exercise DVD on the 2nd spin tonight!

Monday, December 03, 2012

That's a first! If it's a duplicate of one I already have I will share.

Had dinner at Olive Garden for our Office Christmas Party. Saved up all my meals...so dinner was breakfast, lunch AND dinner. It was fun...but I'm not used to eating quite so much at a sitting!

  
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35ANGELS 12/3/2012 12:38PM

    Awesome! I never even have them on the wheel lol


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    Glad you won! emoticon

I know what you mean - I can't eat a lot at one sitting too.

Take care & have a fabulous day!

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SADWHITEWOLF 12/3/2012 9:35AM

    Merchandise never even appears on mine let alone gets hit. Way to go for a fantastic and rare spin win! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 12/3/2012 9:08AM

    Enjoy

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GARDENCHRIS 12/3/2012 7:28AM

    good for you! I know how you feel... I won 1000 goodie points once and I was on cloud 9 for a time!

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ROSALIEESTHER 12/3/2012 5:25AM

    Assume spin!

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DALID414 12/3/2012 1:43AM

    You lucky girl!

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MARYHENNIG 12/3/2012 1:24AM

  Congratulations on the DVD win! Awesome gift.

Your food today sounds like mine. I only had a glass of juice for breakfast, skipped lunch, and then had chicke/baked potato/corn/wine for dinner to celebrate our 18th wedding anniversary. Cooked dinner at home, so it was healthy anyway.

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12/1/12: I just bought my first electric base and amp!

Monday, December 03, 2012

Been playing guitar most of my life, but even with a small size guitar my left hand starts hurting too quickly. Had a session with V & D (my sis & her husband) last night and was practicing some bass basics on the guitar. And unlike V, I CAN sing and play the bass at the same time. Ordered on line but going to pick up at Guitar Center. Both pieces had great reviews on both Amazon and Guitar Center. New changes at 73 yrs old!

  
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MISSDAISY23 12/3/2012 10:44AM

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WOUBBIE 12/3/2012 10:25AM

    Viva le bass! My elder son plays, has a lot of fun with it.

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ALICERIEGER 12/3/2012 9:09AM

    Never stop growing

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DALID414 12/3/2012 1:42AM

    Awesome!

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MARYHENNIG 12/3/2012 1:26AM

  My 62 year old husband plays electric guitar and acoustic too. Plays for a few hours every day. Has 2 amps.

Guitar playing has to be some form of exercise, eh? Can't eat while you play!!!

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