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Political Quotes

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

I wonder at the IQs of these politicos...

"I resent your insinuendoes."

"If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same."

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

"I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate." -- Dan Quayle

"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave."

"We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report."

"Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository."

"Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation." -- Marion Berry

"Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it."

"To be demeanered like that is an exercise in fertility."

"I deny the allegations, and I defy the allegators."

"If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there."

"When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut."

"Let's do this in one foul swoop."

"I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves in this session."

"We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger."

"I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks."

"The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13."

"I hate to confuse myself with the facts."

"We have a permanent plan for the time being."

"Family planning has many misconceptions."

"The people in my district do not want this highway bypass, no matter if it goes through or around the city."

"My knowledge is no match for his ignorance."

"As long as I am in the Senate, there will not be a nuclear suppository in our state."

"These numbers are not my own; they are from someone who knows what he's talking about."

"People planning on getting into serious accidents should have their seat belts on."

"In 1994, Americans stand on the horns of an enema."

  
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NAYPOOIE 11/29/2012 12:08PM

    Thank you. Those were priceless.

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RUSSELL_40 11/29/2012 11:20AM

    When the Tampa Bay Buccaneers first started out in the 70's they lost their first 26 games. Their coach was asked " What do you think about the execution of your offense? " He responded " I think that would be a good idea! "

I think we could put " the government " into that quote, and most would agree. Either there aren't enough bridges in Washington, or they are aren't coming to them. Can you imagine if we had some qualified people in charge?



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WOUBBIE 11/29/2012 11:05AM

    These are great!

May I add this "poem" created by Richard Thompson out of Dubya's malaprop comments?

"I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
Major league."

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DOVESEYES 11/29/2012 2:06AM

    Hilarious and sad at the same time

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DALID414 11/29/2012 1:11AM

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AHTRAP 11/29/2012 1:10AM

    Would love to see who said the rest of 'em...might have to steal the "run it up the flagpole" line!

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At the Theater...

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

  
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MISSDAISY23 11/29/2012 1:41PM

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NAYPOOIE 11/28/2012 1:12PM

    I love it!

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ALICERIEGER 11/28/2012 12:17PM

    LOL

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DEERLADY45 11/28/2012 8:53AM

    THATS an IDEA! Thank you for that info! If i was talkin and i heard some one behind me sneeze then the spray .....Yuck! Id shut up for sure! Blessings and Hugs, BONNIE

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JOYFUL78 11/28/2012 5:07AM

    veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy creative LOL

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DALID414 11/28/2012 1:34AM

    First reaction EWWW. Second reaction emoticon

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FITANDFIFTY2 11/28/2012 1:22AM

    Loved it! emoticon

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AMALIA8 11/28/2012 1:02AM

    LOL! Nice! I have never had that happen, but I'll be on the lookout for water bottles from now on. I only talk when I have someone there and I try to talk quietly if I do comment on something in the movie. Keep up the great work!

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LATTELEE 11/28/2012 12:49AM

  Yes!

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LIBBYL1 11/28/2012 12:03AM

  thanks for making me laugh out loud!

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Late Night Funny #3

Monday, November 26, 2012

Late Night Funny #1

Last night we had a rough audience, very unpleasant. And then halfway through the show they voted to secede. -David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

Colorado and Washington just legalized marijuana. If Hostess canít figure out a way to make money off of that, then maybe they shouldnít be in the snack cake industry. I guess Iíll just have to take my business to Little Debbie. -Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #3

Facebook also has an app that can help you lose your job. Itís called Facebook. -Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #4

During his final speech on the House floor yesterday, Congressman Ron Paul said the Constitution has failed. Which must be a bummer because heís actually one of the guys who signed it. -Jimmy Fallon

  
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ALICERIEGER 11/27/2012 2:17PM

    Thanks

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BARCLE 11/27/2012 12:26PM

    I'm still giggling at the Facebook one

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NAYPOOIE 11/27/2012 11:46AM

    I love those guys

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DALID414 11/26/2012 10:38PM

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AMALIA8 11/26/2012 9:40PM

    LMAO! So great! Keep up the awesome work!

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ELRIDDICK 11/26/2012 8:32PM

  Thanks for sharing

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Why do Republicans hate Obama?

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Republicans hate President Obama because they think he is Muslim...

But they believe only what they hear on FOX News. FOX News' second largest owner is Saudi Arabian Prince Walid bin Talal. The Prince funds radical madrassas all over the world.

And they give their allegiance to Grover Norquist. Mr Norquist is married to a Palestinian Muslim. He and his wife help run the Islamic Free Market Institute. This Institute took donations from the Terrorism financing SAAR Network.

Yep, it's not totally beause they are racists.

  
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BALLOUZOO 11/25/2012 9:25PM

    interesting

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CMRAND54 11/25/2012 7:56PM

    Interesting! One of the few Muslims that I know is a very conservative Republican. He's a nice guy, too. I try not to judge people by their race, religion or political party.

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AMALIA8 11/25/2012 3:59PM

    LOL. nice. I thought it was because he was a Democrat as well. LOL. Keep up the great work!

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COACHPENNY 11/25/2012 2:39PM

    Oh Grover...how could you betray your own followers? I haven't met a Republican politician/operative yet that didn't hide their real motives for just about everything.

Here's an interesting perspective from 2009 by Fox darling Michele Malkin:

http://michellemalki
n.com/2009/01/05/the-gops-grove
r-norquist-problem/

Comment edited on: 11/25/2012 2:40:13 PM

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KATCHATTEAM 11/25/2012 2:39PM

    I never watch fox .
I do like mellisa & chris on mnbc and the reveran
good post

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MAMALIZ1955 11/25/2012 1:36PM

    As a country we subsidize tobacco growing(?) and sugar producers (?) . Yet, there is disagreement on ALL Americans's having health care?

But the elephant in the room is this: Obama is black.. yes, he is and no matter WHAT.. many American's will not agree with any thing he does. Because he is black, yes, he is.


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HELEN_BRU 11/25/2012 11:20AM

    You have to be kidding. . .!!!!

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GARDENCHRIS 11/25/2012 8:54AM

    yea right.... not

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DOUGLYE 11/25/2012 5:04AM

    and here I thought they didn't like him because he was a democrat

Silly me

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A River...

Sunday, November 25, 2012

In Washington State, a little north of Seattle, is a river called the Stillaguamish, but it wasn't always called that. It was originally named "Aguamish" after a local Indian tribe.

When Lewis & Clark finally made their way to the west coast they came to the Aguamish tribe and met the chief who told them what the name of the river was and gave them a tour of the area.

Years later Merriweather Lewis returned and met the Aguamish chief again and the subject finally came around to the river:

"Chief, I've been told that, because of so many white men have arrived in the area, many of the rivers are being renamed because they couldn't pronounce the names. Tell me, what is the name of your river now, please, " Lewis pleaded.

"Oh," replied the chief. "It's Stillaguamish." ,

  
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    LOL

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