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Seventeenth Chapter

Saturday, November 24, 2012

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.

"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."

The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room."

About half the class rose and came forward.

"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher, "these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."

  
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ALICERIEGER 11/27/2012 2:18PM

    Good one

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NAYPOOIE 11/25/2012 3:52PM

    ah, the trick question. love it.

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DOVESEYES 11/25/2012 5:15AM

    ha love it emoticon

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COCK-ROBIN 11/25/2012 1:10AM

    Oh, this is good!

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DALID414 11/24/2012 11:56PM

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PJBONARRIGO 11/24/2012 11:12PM

    That was one smart and funny teacher LOL emoticon

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If you ever wondered... It's not called FOX for nothing.... Cute sheep's clothing...

Friday, November 23, 2012

www.alternet.org/how-fox-news-destro
ying-gop

  
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LITHGIRL 11/24/2012 1:36PM

    I have to agree with ILOVETOCRUISE. Fair and balanced. The other media won't even touch the Benghazi massacre, or any other screw ups. Just wait till the states start going bankrupt having to support obamacare....and the old doctors retire and the medicare people can't get a doctor appt because the gov't doesn't pay enough and the doctors don't want them (65 and up) for patients....

Just my humble opinion. Glad this is a country where we can disagree....yet.

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ILOVETOCRUISE 11/24/2012 7:26AM

    I lke FOX because it is fair and balanced. Has anyone watched Bob Beckle?

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JACKIEPB 11/24/2012 1:21AM

    I agree with Woubbie!!!

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GARDENCHRIS 11/23/2012 11:21AM

    interesting..... people would not flock to Fox if the rest of the media was doing their job reporting a FAIR AND BALANCED news!

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AMALIA8 11/23/2012 11:20AM

    Interesting! Keep up the great work and have a wonderful day!

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WOUBBIE 11/23/2012 10:26AM

    Let's hope Fox keeps this up for another year or two until the GOP finally splits like the pus-filled blister it currently is and the Republicans who have half a brain and the country's interests at heart (as well as their own) start up a new party, leaving the husk to the zanies who have been steering it for the last 30 or so years.

I don't think it's wrong for businesspeople, wealthy people, socially conservative people to have their voice. This is America; they require representation just like everyone else. But ignoring reality, facts, math, science, good sense, and the will of the majority of the people is irrational. A party that has thrown its resources behind irrationality must come down.

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6 Reasons the Fiscal Cliff is a Scam

Friday, November 23, 2012

www.alternet.org/economy/6-reasons-f
iscal-cliff-scam?akid=9711.950860.kMKq
AT&rd=1&src=newsletter748976&t=5


  
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WOUBBIE 11/23/2012 9:57AM

    Absolutely true.

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Bird Calls

Friday, November 23, 2012

One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he'd give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred.

All Summer, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversations."

Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in inter species communication, his wife, had a chat with her next door neighbor.

"My husband spends his nights calling to owls," the wife commented.

"That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband."

Then it dawned on them...

  
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KATHARINEBRAY1 11/24/2012 12:36PM

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SKEPCHICK 11/24/2012 11:15AM

  Heh Heh

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BALLOUZOO 11/24/2012 1:13AM

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ALICERIEGER 11/23/2012 4:35PM

    I like

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CARL-ASCHLUGE 11/23/2012 12:41PM

    Very funny!. Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving day!
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DALID414 11/23/2012 10:28AM

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AMALIA8 11/23/2012 7:47AM

    emoticon Awesome! They both thought the other was a real owl. HA HA HA HA! You are always such a burst of sunshine (just like your name) every morning when I read your blogs. Keep up the awesome work!

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ALICIA214 11/23/2012 1:29AM

 

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Happy Thanksgivng 2

Thursday, November 22, 2012

  
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ALICERIEGER 11/23/2012 4:36PM

    Been there - done that

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COCK-ROBIN 11/22/2012 11:13PM

    LOL!

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NILLAPEPSI 11/22/2012 9:33PM

    emoticon Too funny!!!

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DALID414 11/22/2012 8:12PM

    LOVE her too HELEN_BRU hilarious!!

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HELEN_BRU 11/22/2012 8:09PM

    I love Maxine! emoticon

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AMALIA8 11/22/2012 8:00PM

    LOL. Awesome! I guess I just never got a big enough turkey. My first time cooking a turkey was Mid-October (Canadian Thanksgiving but a week early) and it only took like 4 or so hours. Hmmm.....it was great. Just small for portion control. LOL. Thanks for sharing these. They're fantastic!

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