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Late Night Funny #3

Monday, November 26, 2012

Late Night Funny #1

Last night we had a rough audience, very unpleasant. And then halfway through the show they voted to secede. -David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

Colorado and Washington just legalized marijuana. If Hostess canít figure out a way to make money off of that, then maybe they shouldnít be in the snack cake industry. I guess Iíll just have to take my business to Little Debbie. -Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #3

Facebook also has an app that can help you lose your job. Itís called Facebook. -Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #4

During his final speech on the House floor yesterday, Congressman Ron Paul said the Constitution has failed. Which must be a bummer because heís actually one of the guys who signed it. -Jimmy Fallon

  
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ALICERIEGER 11/27/2012 2:17PM

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    I'm still giggling at the Facebook one

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    I love those guys

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AMALIA8 11/26/2012 9:40PM

    LMAO! So great! Keep up the awesome work!

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Why do Republicans hate Obama?

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Republicans hate President Obama because they think he is Muslim...

But they believe only what they hear on FOX News. FOX News' second largest owner is Saudi Arabian Prince Walid bin Talal. The Prince funds radical madrassas all over the world.

And they give their allegiance to Grover Norquist. Mr Norquist is married to a Palestinian Muslim. He and his wife help run the Islamic Free Market Institute. This Institute took donations from the Terrorism financing SAAR Network.

Yep, it's not totally beause they are racists.

  
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BALLOUZOO 11/25/2012 9:25PM

    interesting

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CARRAND 11/25/2012 7:56PM

    Interesting! One of the few Muslims that I know is a very conservative Republican. He's a nice guy, too. I try not to judge people by their race, religion or political party.

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AMALIA8 11/25/2012 3:59PM

    LOL. nice. I thought it was because he was a Democrat as well. LOL. Keep up the great work!

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COACHPENNY 11/25/2012 2:39PM

    Oh Grover...how could you betray your own followers? I haven't met a Republican politician/operative yet that didn't hide their real motives for just about everything.

Here's an interesting perspective from 2009 by Fox darling Michele Malkin:

http://michellemalki
n.com/2009/01/05/the-gops-grove
r-norquist-problem/

Comment edited on: 11/25/2012 2:40:13 PM

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KATCHATTEAM 11/25/2012 2:39PM

    I never watch fox .
I do like mellisa & chris on mnbc and the reveran
good post

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MAMALIZ1955 11/25/2012 1:36PM

    As a country we subsidize tobacco growing(?) and sugar producers (?) . Yet, there is disagreement on ALL Americans's having health care?

But the elephant in the room is this: Obama is black.. yes, he is and no matter WHAT.. many American's will not agree with any thing he does. Because he is black, yes, he is.


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HELEN_BRU 11/25/2012 11:20AM

    You have to be kidding. . .!!!!

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GARDENCHRIS 11/25/2012 8:54AM

    yea right.... not

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DOUGLYE 11/25/2012 5:04AM

    and here I thought they didn't like him because he was a democrat

Silly me

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A River...

Sunday, November 25, 2012

In Washington State, a little north of Seattle, is a river called the Stillaguamish, but it wasn't always called that. It was originally named "Aguamish" after a local Indian tribe.

When Lewis & Clark finally made their way to the west coast they came to the Aguamish tribe and met the chief who told them what the name of the river was and gave them a tour of the area.

Years later Merriweather Lewis returned and met the Aguamish chief again and the subject finally came around to the river:

"Chief, I've been told that, because of so many white men have arrived in the area, many of the rivers are being renamed because they couldn't pronounce the names. Tell me, what is the name of your river now, please, " Lewis pleaded.

"Oh," replied the chief. "It's Stillaguamish." ,

  
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Bubba and Billy Bob

Sunday, November 25, 2012

While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.

They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won 1st place; a years supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.

Bubba won 6th prize; a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"

Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush? "Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

  
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BALLOUZOO 11/27/2012 9:07PM

    ouch!

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    That's gotta hurt!!

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NAYPOOIE 11/25/2012 3:51PM

    oh man, I don't want to see Bubba's toilet.

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    Good one!

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Seventeenth Chapter

Saturday, November 24, 2012

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.

"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."

The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room."

About half the class rose and came forward.

"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher, "these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."

  
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ALICERIEGER 11/27/2012 2:18PM

    Good one

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NAYPOOIE 11/25/2012 3:52PM

    ah, the trick question. love it.

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COCK-ROBIN 11/25/2012 1:10AM

    Oh, this is good!

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    That was one smart and funny teacher LOL emoticon

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