What it REALLY means

Thursday, November 22, 2012

"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."

"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."

  

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DALID414 11/22/2012 3:49PM

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Happy Thanksgiving! Report Inappropriate Comment

MIATIA1 11/22/2012 10:08AM

Love it and a smile and laugh are always a great start to any morning.. Have a Happy Thanksgiving. Report Inappropriate Comment

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AMALIA8 11/22/2012 7:38AM

LOL! I love these. I liked the one about dinner. Normally though it's me saying it and meaning the other. LOL. Keep up the awesome work! Report Inappropriate Comment

ATLTRAINR 11/22/2012 6:01AM

So if you know the real meanings there should be no surprises Report Inappropriate Comment

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

  

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LOL. Awesome! Keep up the great work! Report Inappropriate Comment

DIET_FRIEND 11/21/2012 12:43PM

funny...but I'm a dark meat lover! Report Inappropriate Comment

NAYPOOIE 11/21/2012 11:43AM

Not true, legs are good too. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Happy Thanksgiving to you. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Oneliners

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

The most adorable bride of today will be someone's mother-in-law in the future.

Punctual people have nothing better to do.

People who want by the yard, but try by the inch, should be kicked by the foot!

Nothing tastes as good as slim feels.

Save time . . . see it my way.

The only thing you have to do is breathe; Everything else is just optional.

People spend their health for wealth . . . then spend their wealth for health.

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

Nobody plans to fail, they just fail to plan.

Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

The closest some people ever get to a 4.0 in school is their blood alcohol content.

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up!! You don't know where it's been!!"

  

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Some really great one's in there! Report Inappropriate Comment

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MENU ITEMS

Monday, November 19, 2012

Although he always ordered just ham and eggs everyday, one customer at the diner always studied the menu carefully each day before ordering.

One day, his regular waitress decided to see if he could be made to order anything else. Before giving him the menu she marked out the ham and eggs entry.

Once the customer had looked over the menu for a few minutes, the waitress approached him and asked, "Sir, did you notice that I scratched something you like?"

Without looking up from the menu, he quickly replied, "Well, would you mind washing your hands before you bring me my ham and eggs?"

  

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AMALIA8 11/20/2012 10:34AM

I must be pretty out of it today because i don't get it. Why does she have to wash her hands? Oh well. I'll think about it and maybe I'll get it. LOL . keep up the great work! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Scared Turkey...

Sunday, November 18, 2012

And if the strip is too small, go here:
www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/mothergoo
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