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Scared Turkey...

Sunday, November 18, 2012



And if the strip is too small, go here:
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DS9KIE 11/21/2012 7:14AM

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    Poor Big Bird!

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NAYPOOIE 11/19/2012 2:35PM

    hee hee hee

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MIATIA1 11/18/2012 10:17PM

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CARRAND 11/18/2012 7:21PM

    Cute!

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I'm Beautiful!

Sunday, November 18, 2012

LDRICHEL posted this amazing article. I don't have daughters, but it pierced me with the beginning of an understanding that may change my mental image of myself...

offbeatmama.com/2012/11/telling-daug
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OMG, I've just been reading some of the comments on this blog and crying!

  
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AZURELITE 11/20/2012 7:59AM

    Thank you for this... yesterday, I finished reading Deepak Chopra's book "Daughters of Joy" - this is a perfect addendum to his book.

Yes, you are beautiful, and so am I, and so is each & every person on this planet. We have each come here to learn life lessons, to help each other.

May you be blessed today and every day!
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SKEPCHICK 11/18/2012 8:32PM

  Thank you for posting this

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CARRAND 11/18/2012 4:59PM

    Thanks for sharing this.

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DALID414 11/18/2012 3:50PM

    I read it on her page.

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3016DEBRA 11/18/2012 3:34PM

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thanks

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What they say...and what they mean

Sunday, November 18, 2012

WOMEN`S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No.
2. No = Yes.
3. Maybe = No.
4. We need = I want.
5. I am sorry = You`ll be sorry.
6. We need to talk = I need to complain.
7. Sure, go ahead = I don`t want you to.
8. Do what you want = You`ll pay for this later.
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you`re dead.
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
13. You`re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive.
15. It`s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
16. You`re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I`ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you`re really not going to like.

MEN`S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry.
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am tired = I am tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let`s have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What`s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
8. May I have this dance? = I`d like to have sex with you.
9. Can I call you sometime? = I`d like to have sex with you.
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I`d like to have sex with you.
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I`d like to have sex with you.
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you.
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next three minutes.
14. Let`s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I`d like to have sex with you.

  
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NAYPOOIE 11/19/2012 2:37PM

    well, you got the men right.

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DESERTDREAMERS 11/19/2012 9:27AM

    Literally laughed out loud!

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WOUBBIE 11/19/2012 8:17AM

    True in every word!

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3016DEBRA 11/18/2012 3:36PM

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DMEYER4 11/18/2012 3:08PM

  cute

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The Pastor and the Pug

Saturday, November 17, 2012

“I adore my pug, Mr. Peanut. But he’s got a knack for getting himself--and me--curly-tail deep into trouble. I’ll never forget the night I hosted the Lutheran Ladies Bible Study: our pastor had agreed to lead the group, so there was a huge turnout. I’d locked Peanuts in my bedroom to keep him out of the way, but halfway through the meeting my son opened the door, and that darn dog tore down the hall at full speed and hefted his 25 pug pounds right onto our pastor. With my face burning, I gasped. There was also something black and lacy around Peanut’s neck--he’d been napping in the clean laundry pile again! He shook his head and I watched in horror as what my husband calls my ‘naughty thong’ popped off and fell in our pastor’s lap. As I snatched Peanuts and the panties, the pastor said over a roar of laughter, ‘Looks like someone needs confession!’...I’m still not sure if he meant Mr. Peanuts or me.”

from First For Women
11/12/12

  
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BARB4HEALTH 11/18/2012 6:02PM

    Loved this! Laughed out loud! Thanks for sharing.
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GRANDMABABA 11/18/2012 12:01AM

    I love pugs. Had a cutie who knew she was in charge. Had to give her up as dh was so allergic. But, we have such fun memories of that year we had her with us. Thanks for sharing this adorable story.

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Late Night Jokes for November 16

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Late Night Funny #1

Mitt Romney arrived at his victory celebration in a 15-car Secret Service caravan. Of course, when you lose, the Secret Service dumps you immediately. So he had to hitch a ride home with his son. So there he is arriving in the 15-car motorcade and then he goes home in the back seat – Tagg driving, Ann riding shotgun, dog on the roof. -Bill Maher


Late Night Funny #2

I heard an update from Con Edison, the electricity company. They said the Republicans now will be without power for the next four years. -David Letterman


Late Night Funny #3

Mitt Romney’s family has been trying to console him since Tuesday’s loss. In fact, this morning they took him to Ikea just so he could feel what it’s like to put together a cabinet. -Jay Leno


Late Night Funny #4

There’s also a rumor that Romney will write a tell-all book based on the diary he kept on the campaign trail. That’s in case you ever wondered what Ambien looks like in book form. -Jimmy Fallon

  
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CARRAND 11/17/2012 9:04PM

    Love it - especially the Ikea joke.

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    Thanks

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