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More Late Night Funnies

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Late Night Funny #1

Everybody is talking about the fiscal cliff. And I’d be talking about the fiscal cliff too if I knew what the hell it was. -David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we’re going to keep Obamacare. -Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #3

Four counties in Florida were still counting votes today. It’s important that they get all of the votes counted because the numbers could drastically affect the outcome of this election in no way whatsoever. -Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #4

What is going on in Florida? They still haven’t finished counting the votes there yet. You know, at this point, Florida shouldn’t even be allowed to vote for ‘American Idol’. -Jay Leno

  
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AMALIA8 11/15/2012 2:29PM

    I love these late night funnies. I never watch the shows so it's great that you post the good ones here. Keep up the awesome work!

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ALICERIEGER 11/15/2012 11:30AM

    Alwzys enjoy hearing these observations,

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WOUBBIE 11/15/2012 9:03AM

    Agree!!!

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COCK-ROBIN 11/15/2012 3:21AM

    So funny, espeically the last one!

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COCK-ROBIN 11/15/2012 3:21AM

    So funny, espeically the last one!

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Cat Quotes

Thursday, November 15, 2012

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

"There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast." -Anonymous

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Anonymous

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." -- Leonardo Da Vinci

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." -- Anonymous

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein

  
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LJCANNON 11/16/2012 1:02AM

    emoticon So Funny, mostly because I'm sure most of them are TRUE!!! I've been Owned by 3 Cats and I know that they all remember being Worshipped as "gods".

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NEWKATHYNOW 11/15/2012 6:23PM

    These were GREAT! emoticon

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CMRAND54 11/15/2012 6:12PM

    I love the one about the snooze button. So true!

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AMALIA8 11/15/2012 2:29PM

    Again, the last one was the best for me. I actually LOL'd on it. Thanks for sharing!

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ALICERIEGER 11/15/2012 11:34AM

    Interesting

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MYREALANA 11/15/2012 10:08AM

    Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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SKEPCHICK 11/15/2012 9:51AM

  Cats are the best

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HELEN_BRU 11/15/2012 7:06AM

    I love these. I love cats! emoticon

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DALID414 11/15/2012 2:01AM

    Love these, and I'm not a cat person

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Re: Jigsaw Puzzle

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Hee Hee Hee!

Well, anyway, there's a part of your brain that won't go dead!

  


Late Night Funnies

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

"A recent study has found that more senior citizens than ever are entering college. College faculty says that the seniors are like any other students...except they take Jell-O shots just for the Jell-O." --Conan O'Brien

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"I want to get this off my chest: For the past 20 years, I have been using performance-enhancing vodka." -David Letterman

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"Japanese researchers have successfully grown hair on a bald mouse. The researchers are ecstatic, and the mouse is relieved he doesn't have to keep wearing that stupid toupee." -Conan O'Brien

  
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DALID414 11/15/2012 1:56AM

    emoticon mouse toupee

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COCK-ROBIN 11/14/2012 11:17PM

    Hilarious!

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COCK-ROBIN 11/14/2012 11:17PM

    Hilarious!

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BALLOUZOO 11/14/2012 10:35PM

    Thank you! I needed a laugh!

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CMRAND54 11/14/2012 5:07PM

    Cute!

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ALIHIKES 11/14/2012 2:26PM

    Very funny! Thanks for sharing the laughs

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HHB4181 11/14/2012 1:36PM

    emoticon

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AMALIA8 11/14/2012 1:18PM

    LOL. Nice! I like the last one the best. Keep up the awesome work!

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1957...also remember

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

The average wage was $50 a week!

  
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BAMAJAM 11/15/2012 10:45AM

  Also, I remember babysitting fee was 50c per hour.

Cokes for a nickel--- Ice cream cones for a nickel

But I didn't take money at all for babysitting. We did "favors" for neighbors.
--- And we were poor kids----never had a nickel for treats---
Dad bought the largest box of corn flakes for 24c-------

It is fun to look back on those days. . . Thanks, Sunshine!

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DALID414 11/13/2012 10:02PM

    Wow!!

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SKEPCHICK 11/13/2012 6:18PM

  Astonishing

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ALICERIEGER 11/13/2012 2:13PM

    Everything else was cheaper too.

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123ELAINE456 11/13/2012 7:18AM

  Wish those Days was here again. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.

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GARDENCHRIS 11/13/2012 7:12AM

    oh wow! now I spend that much on one trip to the grocery store!

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