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The Perfect Shot

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed, driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the darned ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance of hitting her from here."

  
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    LMAO!!!! Nice. Keep up the great work! I love reading these every day by the way.

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FITANDFIFTY2 11/7/2012 1:55AM

    LOL.. that is a funny one!! Thank you for sharing!

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  Great. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Take Care.

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THE PRESIDENT IS REELECTED!

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

I am sooo excited! We won! The evil Republicans with their billion dollars have not vanquished the heart of this nation. Thank God!

  
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SPARKLE1908 11/8/2012 2:20PM

    More than the re-election of the Pres...this was a complete SLAP IN THE FACE to the extreme right wing views...you can't buy morals, values and principles...it was beautiful!

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ADAGIO_CON_BRIO 11/7/2012 1:21PM

    I am thrilled! WTG, USA!

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NAYPOOIE 11/7/2012 11:18AM

    I am immensely relieved.

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WOUBBIE 11/7/2012 11:03AM

    Here's hoping the Republican party takes this opportunity to throw their extremists under the big political bus and gets back in step with the American people.

I don't have a problem with a party that supports business and small government. They deserve representation just like all of us. But I certainly DO have a problem with one that demeans women, immigrants, and minorities and blithely drives a bigger wedge between the haves and the have-lesses. Hope they've learned a lesson this year.

They need to look at some of the other issues that got a thumbs-up yesterday: legalizing marijuana and sanctioning gay marriage DOES have wide spread support, so get with the program!

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DIET_FRIEND 11/7/2012 10:31AM

    I'm glad too and relieved. I am glad that our country could not be bought. I'm glad the the TEA Party experienced a decline. I'm glad for women's rights preserved and gays' rights advanced, and honestly I'm glad marijuana is becoming less of a crime. I'm not going to become a pot head, I think smoking it is risky in many ways, but I think it's not worse for you than cigarettes, alcohol, or high fructose corn syrup.

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4EVRYOUNG 11/7/2012 8:47AM

  The more votes that are counted the happier I am. Obama not only won the electoral votes but is currentl winning the popular vote by 3 million people. It can't be said that he won by default.

As for Donald Trump anyone stupid enough to listen to anything he has to say has the intelligence of the ape he so closely resembles.

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MYREALANA 11/7/2012 7:31AM

    Sweet, sweet victory!

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ROSALIEESTHER 11/7/2012 7:19AM

    America is on a bright and shiny path. America could not be bought. Peace and happiness to all.

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ERIN1957 11/7/2012 6:21AM

    We need to unite and support him and talk to others and know this country is a wonderful diverse nation of peace and for all, not just a few. Negativity needs to stop. We need to build together a country we can be proud of and by respecting each other and our own beliefs of our freedoms. As we needed to hear, he said God how many times. We are a nation of building, creating and caring about each other.
The choices have been made, lets work together and rebuild strength through unity!
Fighting amongst ourselves only weakens who we are as a nation. Compromise and coming together is where our power is.

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SUSANBEAMON 11/7/2012 1:38AM

  so glad the republicans can't drag us back to the 1950's, where everybody knew their place and no one was uppity enough to think they didn't have to stay there.

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WOMANATWORK1 11/7/2012 12:07AM

    This is so embarrassing ... Leaders in the Rethuglican Party need to stand up and REJECT this nonsense. They have to see that people don't want to see our country torn down by extremists! We have to come together -- accept the changing face of our country... Their behavior is so embarrassing and shameful,

But I am DELIGHTED with the results of the election!!! My mom has done such a great job as a campaign organizer in Florida -- they are STILL IN LINE in Dade County!!!!!




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BEAUTIFUL_REINA 11/6/2012 11:48PM

    I hope you are right but my son said the final tally's aren't in yet, are you sure?

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DALID414 11/6/2012 11:35PM

    Yay! 4 more years!!

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    God bless America and our amazing President!
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Signs

Monday, November 05, 2012

~ On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission".

~ On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

~ Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

~ At a Music Store: "Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner."

~ On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."

~ On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a min-u-et."

~ In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."

~ On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."

~ Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

~ In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"

~ On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."

~ In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."

  
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    Love them!

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123ELAINE456 11/6/2012 4:43AM

  Awesome!!! I love It. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Enjoy Your Day. Take Care. Get Out And Vote!!! Vote For Love Of Country.

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    Cute

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God the Parent

Monday, November 05, 2012

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam asked.

"Don't eat the Forbidden Fruit." God replied.

"Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit? Hey, Eve..we got Forbidden Fruit!"

"No way!"

"Where?"

"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Creator and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the 'First Parent' asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno," Eve answered.

"She started it!" Adam said.

"Did not!"

"DID so!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own...thus the pattern was set, and it has never changed.

  
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    I love it! So true.

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    the parents' curse - May you have children just like you were.

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    LOL - there is a lot of truth here!!

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AMALIA8 11/5/2012 10:00AM

    Awesome! That makes so much more sense than the way the Bible tells it. Why do we always assume that Adam and Eve were perfectly reasonable adults right after being born? They probably were annoying teenagers. Keep on sharing and have an awesome day!

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Lie detector

Sunday, November 04, 2012

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son ."
The robot slaps the mother.
End of Story

P.S. Robot For Sale

  
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COACHPENNY 11/6/2012 9:34PM

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  Awesome!!! Laughing about Robot. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Take Care.

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AMALIA8 11/4/2012 11:36PM

    LOL. Nice. Keep them coming. I love reading them. Keep up the amazing work as well!

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HELEN_BRU 11/4/2012 7:57PM

    Good one!

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HENNYGIRL_2001 11/4/2012 7:55PM

    LOL I love it! I needed that chuckle!

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WOUBBIE 11/4/2012 7:24PM

    Good one!!

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    emoticon I just LOVE this!

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    LOL

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DEEJON123 11/4/2012 5:57PM

    Very cute .... if only the Robot had gone up for sale when my daughters were teenagers, unfortunately it's too late now!

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LUDGEUBOOHOO 11/4/2012 5:01PM

    where can I buy one of these...LOL LOL


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