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Eat Chocolate?

Saturday, November 13, 2010

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds.

So... without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago! I owe my life to chocolate!


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YIGOBUTTERFLY 11/14/2010 6:55AM

    Funny! Good for you! Don't want to loose you!

Jane on Guam

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MELP06 11/13/2010 6:13PM

    Love it! emoticon

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ELLFIN3 11/13/2010 12:59PM

    I like that thought! It is a great way to look at the chocolate cravings!!! Thanks for a fun blog!!!!!! emoticon

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2BEATIT1 11/13/2010 10:40AM

    Everything in moderation. Right?
Yes, some choc. is good for us as long as we have control.

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FURIAFOX 11/13/2010 9:48AM

    Ah! you just relieved my guilt. Dark chocolate is so deep and comforting to the soul. emoticon

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LAUROCHKA 11/13/2010 9:36AM

    He He - I LOVE this!
I always regarded chocolate as a superfood and there's the proof.

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CAHUNO2 11/13/2010 8:32AM

    I have a tablespoon of Hershey's Special Dark Cocoa with my breakfast every morning. You have made an important observation emoticon One for the ages!!! emoticon

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SHELLPRO 11/13/2010 8:00AM

    emoticon Ah, but one cannot Live by Chocolate Alone? How's that Blood Sugar by the way? emoticon

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BOOTYLICIOUS83 11/13/2010 7:15AM

.. ie.. coookies, icecream, cake candybars lol

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    I love your blog. I love chocolate and have to let myself have it. Have a great weekend and keep up the good work.
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TURTLERAE55 11/13/2010 2:42AM

    Keep up the good work. emoticon

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BEEMAN3 11/13/2010 2:42AM

    Thats a honey of a story.

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Monday, November 08, 2010

"A company in Pennsylvania made an armband that monitors your physical activity, counts how many calories you've burned, and then sends that information to your iPhone. That's gotta be a little depressing. 'Oh, I got a call. No, I'm just fat.'" -Jimmy Fallon

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RANDOM00B 11/22/2010 4:00PM

    Now, that's one way of looking at the BodyBugg!

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NTSOHLTHNT 11/9/2010 7:19PM

    LOL, that's funny. I do have a heart rate monitor to tell me how many calories I burned, but no connectivity--I don't own a Smart Phone :-).

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YIGOBUTTERFLY 11/9/2010 6:45AM

    I think I am safe from those types of gadgets way out here! Yeah!!!
Jane on Guam emoticon

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Real Teachers

Saturday, November 06, 2010

Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil in bulk at Sam's.

Real teachers will eat anything left in the teacher's lounge.

Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and at the end of nine weeks have even been seen grading in church.

Real teachers know that sixth graders get hormones from Santa at Christmas.

Real teachers cheer when they hear that April 1st does not fall on a school day.

Real teachers can't walk past a crowd of kids without straightening up the line.

Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the chair.

Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning around.

Real teachers are written up in medical journals for the size and elasticity of their bladders.

Real teachers wear glasses from trying to read the fine print in the teacher's manuals.

Real teachers have been timed gulping down lunch in 2 minutes 18 seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.

Real teachers can predict exactly which parents show up at open house.

Real teachers understand the importance of making sure every kid gets a Valentine.

Real teachers never teach the conjugations of "lie" and "lay" to eighth graders.


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YIGOBUTTERFLY 11/7/2010 3:50PM

    Oh, boy! Spoken by someone who has been there and done that!

Jane on Guam

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ELLFIN3 11/6/2010 7:36PM

    Thanks for the laugh!!! Enjoy your weekend!!! emoticon

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2BEATIT1 11/6/2010 6:45PM

    Being a former teacher, I had a good chuckle from this blog.
Good teachers are often not appreciated for the work they do.
Like in every profession we have the good and bad and dedicated and undedicated.
Let's show our appreciation for the dedicated teachers who put up with a lot more today than we ever did 40 years ago in the classroom.

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The older we get....

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' (keep shuddering!!)

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....' PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier',
the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. Brunette, by the way!!

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......' Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!' Life is tough.
It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't is all true...


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BOOTYLICIOUS83 11/13/2010 7:19AM

    I know u said dont laugh but I did towards the end lol

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DIDMIS 11/4/2010 1:34AM

    It really isn't funny is it? It is so sad.
One day I figured something in my head at the cashiers and she wanted to know if I did that in my head.
In this day of conveniences?????? kids don't have a chance. What would happen if there were no more conveniences?

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THEWINNER33 11/4/2010 1:07AM

    I'm sorry to say that I have no doubt they are true. As Jane said, I too have had check out kids have a ridiculous time making change.

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NTSOHLTHNT 11/3/2010 7:58PM

    Thanks for the laughs. Actually, I think about 30 - 40 years ago, someone might have written the same kind of things about my generation. LOL!

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ELLFIN3 11/3/2010 12:08PM

    It is sad. You just wonder how these people make it through life!! Thank for sharing!!! emoticon

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WALKSFAR 11/3/2010 12:05PM

    Thanks for the laughter. It is so sad what our public schools are doing to these kids. Where were their parents...

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YIGOBUTTERFLY 11/3/2010 9:05AM

    I have not had some of these happen but I have had some crazies. The price is $1.99 so I give the clerk $2.04 to get rid of pennies. The clerk does not know how to ring it up.

Thanks for the chuckles.


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CAROLYN0107 11/3/2010 12:03AM

    I know that you said not to laugh, but....


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Monday, November 01, 2010

While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a boy perched on a rock, I realized why his words had made no sense: He was repeating the alphabet.

"Why are you saying your ABC's so many times?" I asked him.

The child replied, "I'm saying my prayers."

I couldn't help but laugh. "Prayers? All I hear is the alphabet."

Patiently the child explained, "Well, I don't know all the words, so I give God the letters. He knows what I'm trying to say."


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YIGOBUTTERFLY 11/2/2010 6:43AM

    God does know our hearts, especially the heart of a child.

Jane on Guam

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2BEATIT1 11/1/2010 6:45PM

    That is cute. "Out of the mouth of babes."

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ELLFIN3 11/1/2010 11:38AM

    Wonderful blog!! Thanks you for sharing!!! emoticon

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