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Lie detector

Sunday, November 04, 2012

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son ."
The robot slaps the mother.
End of Story

P.S. Robot For Sale

  
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COACHPENNY 11/6/2012 9:34PM

    OUCH!!!

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MISSDAISY23 11/5/2012 10:28AM

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123ELAINE456 11/5/2012 3:33AM

  Awesome!!! Laughing about Robot. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Take Care.

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AMALIA8 11/4/2012 11:36PM

    LOL. Nice. Keep them coming. I love reading them. Keep up the amazing work as well!

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HELEN_BRU 11/4/2012 7:57PM

    Good one!

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HENNYGIRL_2001 11/4/2012 7:55PM

    LOL I love it! I needed that chuckle!

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WOUBBIE 11/4/2012 7:24PM

    Good one!!

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TONYTHETSANGEL 11/4/2012 6:50PM

    LOL, needed that!! emoticon

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COCK-ROBIN 11/4/2012 6:43PM

    emoticon I just LOVE this!

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MICKEYMAX 11/4/2012 6:37PM

    LOL

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DEEJON123 11/4/2012 5:57PM

    Very cute .... if only the Robot had gone up for sale when my daughters were teenagers, unfortunately it's too late now!

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ALICERIEGER 11/4/2012 5:37PM

    oops!

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GINNABOOTS 11/4/2012 5:32PM

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DALID414 11/4/2012 5:12PM

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GIVENTHANKS 11/4/2012 5:07PM

    emoticon Cute! emoticon for sharing!

Pat

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LUDGEUBOOHOO 11/4/2012 5:01PM

    where can I buy one of these...LOL LOL


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Two caterpillars

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them.

One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get ME up in one of those things."

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NEWKATHYNOW 11/6/2012 6:55PM

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SKEPCHICK 11/5/2012 1:53AM

  Heh heh

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SHARON10002 11/4/2012 9:00PM

    emoticon Good one!

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Army Brat vs. Navy Brat

Sunday, November 04, 2012



An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"

"Yes," said the Navy brat.

"My dad has built them."

Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"

"Yes."

"It's my dad who's killed it!"

  
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NEWKATHYNOW 11/6/2012 6:58PM

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ALICERIEGER 11/4/2012 5:38PM

    good one

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Late Night Funny #?

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

"The European Farmer's Union has announced that because of cold temperatures and drought, grapes aren't growing well and as a result this will be their worst wine harvest in 50 years. Experts are hoping it won't affect prices or threaten the supply of wine, and if it does they might have to start drilling for wine offshore." -Jimmy Kimmel

  
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NEWKATHYNOW 11/4/2012 12:34AM

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BRIDIE5 11/2/2012 7:48PM

  Drink domestic..made i n america!

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ALICERIEGER 11/1/2012 1:49PM

    Thanks for sharing

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123ELAINE456 10/31/2012 4:47PM

  Cute. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Take Care.

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AMALIA8 10/31/2012 2:02PM

    emoticon Nice. Thanks for sharing as usual! Keep up the amazing work!

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NAYPOOIE 10/31/2012 12:05PM

    Love Jimmy

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SKEPCHICK 10/31/2012 11:00AM

  Heh heh

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HELEN_BRU 10/31/2012 10:19AM

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PJBONARRIGO 10/31/2012 9:50AM

    LOL It could be a disaster, but I will stop wineing now :-)
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KKKAREN 10/31/2012 9:49AM

    cute!

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Ancient Chinese Face Reading

Monday, October 29, 2012

wisdomofyourface.com/blog/

  
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MISSDAISY23 11/2/2012 11:04AM

    Thank you for sharing!


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MAMALIZ1955 10/31/2012 10:26AM

    Here is some good news, gang! Oregon (my home state) is going to have a record grape crop. Not only that but the quality is tremendous. Wine will continue to flow! emoticon (this is close to a wine glass I could found.)

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CARRAND 10/30/2012 6:01PM

    Interesting.

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DALID414 10/30/2012 1:35AM

    Wonder what my face says.

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BALLOUZOO 10/29/2012 10:51PM

    Interesting!

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AMALIA8 10/29/2012 10:47PM

    That's neat. Thanks for sharing. Keep up the great work!

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