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LATE NIGHT FUNNIES

Monday, October 29, 2012

Late Night Funny #1

Donald Trump said he’d give $5 million to charity if President Obama released his college transcripts. Obama responded by sending Trump a full transcript from his alma mater, the University of Shove It Up Your Bum.

Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #2

Even though he’s spending all day on Air Force One, there’s an office on the plane where the president can work. It’s just like being in Washington. He’s got the desk, he’s got the computer, and he even has a closet that has a group of Republicans who pop out and block anything he tries to do.

Jay Leno

Late Night Funny #3

A source close to Mitt Romney revealed that he gets a spray tan before major campaign events. I guess that explains his new Secret Service code name: ‘The Mittuation.’

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #4

Do you know who is endorsing Mitt Romney? Lindsay Lohan. It may seem silly to you but not to the Romney campaign. They’re very excited. They said they have a chance now to get the shoplifter vote.

David Letterman

  
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ALICERIEGER 10/30/2012 2:36PM

    Thanks

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NAYPOOIE 10/30/2012 11:56AM

    I love the late nighters

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PAMNANGEL 10/30/2012 2:16AM

    Ah, political humor.

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AMALIA8 10/29/2012 10:19PM

    emoticon Those are great! Thanks for sharing and keep up the fantastic work!

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DALID414 10/29/2012 9:50PM

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These Republicans are HATEFUL people!!!!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/10/25/ga
y-romney-supporter-and-friend-barred-f
rom-romney-event/ www.addictinginfo.org/2012/10/25/gay
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om-romney-event/

  
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MOMABAARJO3 10/30/2012 7:02PM

    Sadly it is on both sides of the politicial coin....I have seen some pretty ugly things done by democrats.

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MAMALIZ1955 10/29/2012 1:57PM

    For many, many reasons I find Mr. Romney's stands on many things offensive. It is interesting that the Republican platform wants the Federal Government NOT to get in the way of business, mining, drilling, having a war, women getting equal pay for equal job description or have activist judges that get in the way of business doing any bad thing... BUT, Republicans really want to have legislation about what is going on with my ovaries, who I love or having their idea of "healthy families." If anyone would care to read the "official" Republican Platform please see the link below.

http://www.gop.com/20
12-republican-platform_home/>

I could go on about the "code' words being used by these folks talking about our President's skin color, but that is another discussion... You keep up the good work Sunshine.. I admire you. I should have been writing about this as well. Now, after reading your great blogs I will.. Keep up the good work. I am proud to stand with you... Obama for President 2012

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CARRAND 10/29/2012 12:43PM

    What a strange story. Why are some people so bothered by homosexuals? I don't care what other people do in the bedroom, as long as both parties are of age and willing. These two looked like ordinary guys to me.

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ROSALIEESTHER 10/29/2012 5:58AM

    I believe this. The entire Republican agenda is fear and hate driven. I pity the followers of Fox, Limbaugh, etc. They find themselves behaving in very regrettable and reprehensible ways.

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SUNSHINE65 10/29/2012 2:06AM

    Seems pretty simple to me. Their attire yelled HOMOSEXUAL and TROUBLEMAKER. One time one of our teenagers...family didn't go to church. But our youth group activities touched her, and she tried to go to church. Unfortunately she was turned away because she was barefoot! Jesus was shamed that day by the righteous! That's the context I hear this story in. Jesus was shamed that day by the righteous!

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SUSANBEAMON 10/29/2012 1:19AM

  well, we are only presented with one side of this event, and we have no surety that more happened than was reported. Personally, I don't support republicans, but i do think more went on than was posted.

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SUNSHINE65 10/29/2012 12:37AM

    Nancyrubio, are you saying that you don't believe this really happened to these folks?

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EVWINGS 10/29/2012 12:27AM

    So sad that anyone would treat others this way. And so sad how determined some are to rid the government of all who disagree with them.

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AMALIA8 10/28/2012 11:46PM

    I find it hard to believe that they would kick them out for no reason, but if this is true than that's awful. Remember that we are meant to love all of our fellow man, even if they don't love us back in return. Keep up the great work!

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NANCYRUBIO 10/28/2012 11:34PM

    If you believe everything you hear or read, I wonder what you are looking for. There is more bull out there than in Kansas City.

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Oldie but goodie!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

GOOD: A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

  
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ATLTRAINR 10/31/2012 7:25AM

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SMOOCHIESMOMMY2 10/29/2012 11:18AM

    cute

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FELINA 10/29/2012 9:37AM

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I love the last one !

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ALICERIEGER 10/29/2012 9:32AM

    Thanks for the laugh

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EVWINGS 10/29/2012 12:03AM

    Too funny!! I know officers who fit that last description!! Only one is in OH and one in FL!!

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DALID414 10/28/2012 11:14PM

    emoticon
I hope I remember the BEST the next time I get pulled over!

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123ELAINE456 10/28/2012 10:52PM

  Vey Funny and Cute. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.

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COCK-ROBIN 10/28/2012 10:41PM

    ROTFLMAO

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PROUD-GRANDMA 10/28/2012 10:40PM

    Too funny! Thank you for sharing!

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Coffee isn't working...

Sunday, October 28, 2012

  
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TIPPY211 10/29/2012 6:41AM

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AMALIA8 10/28/2012 10:15PM

    So true sometimes. I don't drink coffee so I almost always need jumper cables. Interestingly enough, exercise works just as good. Just 10 minutes of Wii Bowling and I'm wide awake. :) Keep up the great work!

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CAT609 10/28/2012 8:32PM

    Oh boy!

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CARRAND 10/28/2012 8:21PM

    Caffeine gives me an irregular heart beat, so I avoid it, but I love the taste of coffee, so I drink decaf.

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LOSINIT52 10/28/2012 6:03PM

    Cute!
Good luck on your weight loss journey. I am jumping back on the wagon and ready to make some changes.

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Finally the NY Times has endorsed Obama… The reasons are clear.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

www.nytimes.com/2012/10/28/opinion/s
unday/barack-obama-for-president.html?
emc=eta1&_r=0

  
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COACHPENNY 10/28/2012 8:12PM

    I thought they put it very well in their endorsement. I'm early voting tomorrow.

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CARRAND 10/28/2012 7:25PM

    The New York Times is right.

I just heard that The Des Moines Register endorsed Romney. What's up with that? I'm from Iowa (I left 40 years ago, but my family is still there) and I respect the Register, but now I'm wondering.

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RUSSELL_40 10/28/2012 7:17PM

    Since it is so clear that Obama is the best choice ( I voted for him already )... I wonder why it took till 8 days before the election to endorse him.

If you are worried, check out Nate Silver's electoral map. No swing states, just a percentage of probability, and who is currently leading. He has Obama at 74% chance of a win, and winning 296 electoral votes. He was off by 2 electoral votes in 2008.. 352-354.

www.fivethirtyeight
.com/search/label/today%27s%20p
olls

He is the most accurate poller, and thinks WI and OH are not swing states at all. WI he has as an 86% chance going to Obama, and OH is at 73.5% chance for Obama. Other than Colorado, and Virginia being at 57, and 60% for Obama respectively, the others are pretty much decided.

We should be celebrating an Obama victory in just over a week. Make sure you, and everyone you know votes.


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MARIANTONIA2 10/28/2012 7:02PM

    I hope he wins. I already voted.

Marian

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ANDROMEDA1967 10/28/2012 6:45PM

    Fenwaygirl 18, i totally agree. i saw that the NY Post endorsed Romney--I never liked that paper anyway.

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FENWAYGIRL18 10/28/2012 5:44PM

    Let's hope he gets in cause if not we're in HUGE TROUBLE!

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