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New Pet Device

Thursday, October 25, 2012

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller -- guaranteed to work."

I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

  
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NEWKATHYNOW 10/25/2012 11:51PM

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NAYPOOIE 10/25/2012 1:03PM

    It's true, they work amazingly well.

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MISSDAISY23 10/25/2012 12:05PM

    emoticon my hubby was just telling me about this can opener the other day! His cats would run into the kitchen instantly!


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DALID414 10/25/2012 11:05AM

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ATLTRAINR 10/25/2012 7:34AM

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AMALIA8 10/25/2012 7:14AM

    LMAO! Very nice!

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COCK-ROBIN 10/25/2012 3:29AM

    emoticon Oh, this is priceless!

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123ELAINE456 10/25/2012 1:25AM

  Very Funny. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Take Care.

Comment edited on: 10/25/2012 1:30:21 AM

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DJ4HEALTH 10/25/2012 1:21AM

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SUSANBEAMON 10/25/2012 1:10AM

  hat's god for outdoor calling, inside the house a mechanical can opener will work. Just attach it to the can and all the dogs and cats in the neighborhood will be at your back door.

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Late Night Funny..Bill Maher.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The part of the debate I thought was most telling was when Mitt Romney claimed that Obama did not call the Benghazi attack in September an act of terror until two weeks later. And then Obama said, 'Check the transcript, jerk.' And then Candy Crowley, the moderator, came in and said, 'Yes, I was there, it's true, he did call it that.' Well, Fox News was annoyed about this. They said, 'We have seen a lot of low-down dirty debate tricks, but introducing facts!' And Mitt Romney was furious. He was so mad at Candy Crowley, he took her right out of his lady binder!

  
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NEWKATHYNOW 10/28/2012 1:44AM

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NAYPOOIE 10/25/2012 1:28PM

    LOL

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DALID414 10/25/2012 11:18AM

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UMUCGRAD 10/24/2012 11:36PM

    As strange as "women full of binders" was, my favorite weird Romney quote is still his comments about the trees in Michigan. "The trees are just the right size (or was it height)". Either way it was strange.

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EVWINGS 10/24/2012 10:48PM

    Poor Mitt! He'll have those binders the rest of his life along with his silver spoon!!

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ELSCO55 10/24/2012 10:22PM

    Serves her right.

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BBC Poll

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

  
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ASHAIXIM 10/24/2012 5:30PM

    Also from MI, also voted already for Obama. I think that poll is VERY telling!!

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MISSDAISY23 10/24/2012 2:55PM

    WOW! GO OBAMA!


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CMRAND54 10/24/2012 12:15PM

    Unfortunate that the rest of the world is not voting in our election.

Go Obama!

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SKEPCHICK 10/24/2012 9:36AM

  I'll see your Wow and raise it another Wow.

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HELEN_BRU 10/24/2012 8:44AM

    Interesting! emoticon

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RUSSELL_40 10/24/2012 7:46AM

    So Romney is preferred in Pakistan, and maybe the U.S.? scary.

I wish America was closer to Canada's numbers. The problem I see is Obama's inability to separate his term into 2 parts. The first 2 years where he fixed the hole Bush dug, and the last 2 where he dropped the unemployment rate 2 %, and created 5 million jobs.

If you take the whole 4 years, we would have 7.8% unemployment, and not much job growth, but if we stop and assume that Bush won't ruin the economy before Obama starts his next term, we should expect to see similar results that we have been getting the last 2 years. If you double that over 4 years, instead of just the last 2.. we could see a 4% drop in unemployment, and 10 million jobs created.

Here in MI, we actually have co.'s importing people to work, because we do not have enough educated workers. So when Obama says we need more education to increase job growth, it's true. We have 50K IT jobs in SE Michigan that sit unfilled. The jobs are there, we just need to train the workforce, so they don't fill them from foreign countries.

Obama's first term can be summed up in this sentence. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Which of these you think it will be in the next term, will decide your vote. I voted for Obama already. I think the improvements of the last 2 years will continue, and things will continue to get better. Maybe even speed up.

If he wins, he will have to deliver, or Republicans will win easily in 2016.

I have to say the 72% -3 % split in France makes me chuckle. I don't think Obama has been that great, but a 60-40 win would restore some of my faith in American voters.

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LATTELEE 10/24/2012 12:45AM

  Wow

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Hope he used the new strawberry flavored shoe polish!

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.

He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized.

"Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children!"

Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought, but MAYBE..during one of the fraternity parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child! He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we had a little too much to drink and spent the night together but I never called you again afterward?"

"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's Sunday School teacher."

  
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PAMNANGEL 10/25/2012 12:39AM

    Always a classic!

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MISSDAISY23 10/24/2012 2:57PM

    I heard this one before and I still love it! Thanks for the laugh! emoticon


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SSUSMITA 10/24/2012 1:31AM

    Its kind of pathetic! emoticon but yet hilarious!!

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123ELAINE456 10/24/2012 12:41AM

  That was Hilarious. Thank You. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.

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FIT4MEIN2013 10/24/2012 12:25AM

    emoticon So funny!

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NANCYRUBIO 10/23/2012 11:28PM

    emoticon I spilt on myself laughing!

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COCK-ROBIN 10/23/2012 11:24PM

    emoticon That was hilarious! Thank you.

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Late Night Funnies

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

"Health experts have named Mississippi the fattest state in the Union. The state bird of Mississippi? The fried chicken." -Jay Leno

"This week in New Zealand, a man who lost his wedding ring in the ocean found it in the water over a year later. The man says the most amazing thing about the story is that his wife fell for it." -Conan O'Brien

"Philadelphia has a new plan to ticket pedestrians who text without looking up while they walk. As opposed to the previous punishment: lamp posts." -Jimmy Fallon

  
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TWEETYKC00 10/24/2012 4:46AM

    cute!

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123ELAINE456 10/24/2012 12:45AM

  Thank You for the Jokes. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.

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DALID414 10/24/2012 12:31AM

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BEAUTIFUL_REINA 10/24/2012 12:03AM

    lol

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SHARON10002 10/23/2012 11:29PM

    Loved the lamp post joke! Thanks for the laughs! emoticon

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NANCYRUBIO 10/23/2012 11:29PM

    Thanks again!!

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PJBONARRIGO 10/23/2012 11:21PM

    Thanks for posting. I really loved the lamp post punishment LOL

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