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World's Thinnest Books

Thursday, September 27, 2012


America's Most Popular Lawyers



Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches



How to Get to The Super Bowl - by Dan Marino



Things I Can't Afford - by Bill Gates 

M

y Plan to Find the Real Killers - by O. J. Simpson 



Things I Would Not Do for Money - by Dennis Rodman



The Wild Years - by Al Gore



Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean 

Detroit - a Travel Guide

Everything Men Know about Women



Everything Women Know about Men 



George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names 



To All the Men I've Loved Before - by Ellen Degeneres



Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette 



Spotted Owl Recipes - by the EPA 



The Amish Phone Directory

  
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ADAGIO_CON_BRIO 9/29/2012 11:25PM

    Very funny!

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REXTINE1 9/28/2012 5:48PM

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ALICERIEGER 9/27/2012 4:26PM

    Thanks for the chuckle.

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123ELAINE456 9/27/2012 11:14AM

  So funny. God Bless You and Have an Wonderful Week. Have a Nice Day.

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ATLTRAINR 9/27/2012 9:31AM

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SPARKLE1908 9/27/2012 9:01AM

    You are too funny!!!! emoticon

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DARLY55 9/27/2012 7:02AM

    Funny, thanks! emoticon

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KNITCAT1 9/27/2012 4:41AM

    My chuckle for the (very early) morning.

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FATHINSN 9/27/2012 3:10AM

    Haha, if those books exist, might be very pricey!

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What Do I Look Like?

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, "Honey, look at the walls. They haven't been painted as long as we have lived here. It's peeling and cracking; couldn't you please just paint them?"



"Who do I look like? Michelangelo?" the man replies.



"I guess not", says the wife. 



The next day the man gets back from work again. Again his wife starts to complain. "Oh sugar, couldn't you just please at least repair the stairs? They're falling apart and they're really unsafe to walk up." 



The man says, "Who do I look like? Frank Lloyd Wright?"



"Well, maybe not," says the wife.



The next week the man returns from his job. He walks into his house and is suddenly amazed. The stairs are fixed, the walls were painted and the house looked superb. "Honey.....How did you do this? It looks great!" he says.

"Well I met up with a handyman down the street. He offered to repair our house if I either bake him a batch of brownies or sleep with him" says the wife.



"Well, honey, you baked the batch of brownies, right?"



The wife replies, "Who do I look like, Sara Lee?"

  
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NAYPOOIE 9/30/2012 1:48PM

    serves him right

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R-U-JELLEN 9/28/2012 9:50AM

    Too funny !
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SCOOTDOG 9/27/2012 9:48PM

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ALICERIEGER 9/27/2012 4:27PM

    Good one!

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MISSDAISY23 9/27/2012 3:40PM

    Thanks for the laugh! I needed it! emoticon
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STUFFNEARTABOR 9/27/2012 3:03PM

    Perfect!!! Thanks for the smile.
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AQUAGIRL08 9/27/2012 9:39AM

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BRIDIE5 9/27/2012 7:41AM

  Bwhhaha..as womn who just finished a total reno DYIS with her DH I find this a hoot..

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ALIHIKES 9/27/2012 1:01AM

    Very funny! emoticon

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Shoplifter

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke from his grip and tried to run.

After a scuffle, my friend pinned him against the wall and looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at him.

"Everything's fine, Folks," he reassured them. "This guy just tried to go through the express line with more than ten items."

  
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AQUAGIRL08 9/27/2012 9:48AM

    Thanks for the laugh! You made my day!

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COACHPENNY 9/26/2012 10:53PM

    CUTE!

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GRAMMAP1 9/26/2012 10:48PM

    Incredible...but I see it just about every time I shop!

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NEWKATHYNOW 9/26/2012 9:27PM

    Cute! Thanks!!!

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MISSDAISY23 9/26/2012 3:32PM

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ALICERIEGER 9/26/2012 12:56PM

    I love it!

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123ELAINE456 9/26/2012 9:54AM

  Great Guy. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Have a Nice Day.

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SPARKLE1908 9/26/2012 9:13AM

    LOL...he needs to be working at my neighborhood Walmart...LOL

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CARL-ASCHLUGE 9/25/2012 10:27PM

    Good one!
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HELEN_BRU 9/25/2012 10:23PM

    I have felt like that mgr. at times! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

Monday, September 24, 2012

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. Fat clothes.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

1. Other women!

  
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COACHPENNY 9/26/2012 10:51PM

    Men just don't understand these things. They aren't programed for such details emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 9/25/2012 10:09AM

    Good insight

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MISSDAISY23 9/24/2012 10:09PM

    This is so true!
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KADYSMOM11 9/24/2012 9:49PM

    Truer words were never spoken! Right on! lol emoticon emoticon emoticon

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ALIHIKES 9/24/2012 8:52PM

    This made me smile! Thanks for sharing

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AQUAGIRL08 9/24/2012 7:26PM

    Good one!!!

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CMRAND54 9/24/2012 5:56PM

    Great list!

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COACHPENNY 9/24/2012 4:00PM

    This is true!

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BARCLE 9/24/2012 3:30PM

    emoticon so true emoticon

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123ELAINE456 9/24/2012 3:05PM

  Awesome!!! God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Take Care.

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DIET_FRIEND 9/24/2012 2:35PM

    I know my husband is mystified with my shoes--it is good to have 5 pairs of black shoes!

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MIRFA71 9/24/2012 2:19PM

    wow.. very interesting.. emoticon

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Child's Perspective on Retirement

Friday, September 21, 2012

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following:



"We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida and now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people.



"They live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on big tricycles and wear nametags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed, because it is all right now. 



"They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool, too, but they all jump up and down in it with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim. 



"At their gate, there is a dollhouse with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. Then they go cruising in their golf carts.



"My Grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And they eat the same thing every night: Early Birds. Some of the people can't get past the man in the dollhouse to go out. So the ones who do get out bring food back to the wrecked center and call it potluck.



"My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded some day, too. When I earn my retardment I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren."

  
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COACHPENNY 9/24/2012 4:01PM

    Sweet!

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ALICERIEGER 9/23/2012 1:05PM

    Through a child's eyes!

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REEBADABEEBOOS 9/22/2012 2:13PM

    I work in a "retardment" home... this is hilarious to me! Thanks for sharing!

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BLUEWATER71 9/22/2012 11:02AM

    This is so cute. emoticon

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SKMINNY 9/22/2012 10:54AM

    Oh my gosh that is awesome!


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CMRAND54 9/21/2012 8:42PM

    Cute.

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REXTINE1 9/21/2012 6:22PM

    Funny!

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HELEN_BRU 9/21/2012 9:50AM

    This is just a riot! emoticon I haven't stopped laughing - and I'm 78!

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123ELAINE456 9/21/2012 9:01AM

  Awesome!!! And so Very Cute. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Enjoy Your Day.

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ANDYLIN90 9/21/2012 1:28AM

    Very cute!

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SUSHENO 9/21/2012 1:27AM

    emoticon cute. Thanks for sharing.

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