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For those who don't know what an Antartian is...

Saturday, September 08, 2012

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And I STILL don't know what an Antartian is!


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So the U.S boycotted the 1980 Olympics...

Saturday, September 08, 2012

  
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COACHPENNY 9/10/2012 3:55PM

    ay ay ay!

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RANDOM00B 9/9/2012 4:42PM

    LOL. That was hilarious!

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EVWINGS 9/9/2012 12:01AM

    Yah!!!! The big thing is, the Soviet wasn't attact first. Kinda like the US in Iraq!!

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CATLADY52 9/8/2012 8:53PM

    Good point! emoticon

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Helping Dad

Saturday, September 08, 2012

A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said the young man.

"My father wouldn't like it."

"Don't be silly," the minister said.

"Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"

"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."

  
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STUFFNEARTABOR 9/9/2012 2:31AM

    emoticon Good One!

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Don't know what an Antartian is???

Friday, September 07, 2012

An Antartian died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer three questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are in a year?

3. What is God's first name?

The Antartian thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

3. God has two first names, and they are Andy and Howard."

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.

But how did you get 12 seconds in a year, and why did you ever think that God's first name was either Andy or Howard?"

The Antartian replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."

"OK, I give," said Saint Peter, "but what about the God's first name stuff?"

The Antartian said, "Well, from the song....Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own..., and the prayer...Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...."

Saint Peter let him in without another word.

  
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CATLADY52 9/8/2012 8:56PM

    emoticon On the nose!

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COACHPENNY 9/7/2012 8:42PM

    so funny!

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NAYPOOIE 9/7/2012 5:17PM

    I don't know what an Antarian is. Am I being dense?

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ALICERIEGER 9/7/2012 12:26PM

    Love it!

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MISSDAISY23 9/7/2012 10:24AM

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KIWIANN 9/7/2012 9:12AM

    emoticon Thanks - that made me laugh!!

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HONDABLONDE 9/7/2012 6:15AM

    cute, thanks! :)

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SUNNIEMCPH 9/7/2012 5:50AM

  What a fun way to start my day! Thank you!

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123ELAINE456 9/7/2012 5:15AM

  Good

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FITANDFIFTY2 9/7/2012 12:50AM

    Very good one!! Thank you for sharing!

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Save the air, water, earth by your vote...

Friday, September 07, 2012

This isnít just an election on the line. Itís about the water we swim in, the lands we cherish, the wildlife we love, the air we breathe, and the climate that sustains us.

Vanessa Kritzer

  
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EVWINGS 9/9/2012 10:59AM

    You know it!!!

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COACHPENNY 9/9/2012 10:06AM

    So true!

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