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Late Night Funny

Friday, September 07, 2012

Chuck Norris said that if President Obama is re-elected it will lead 'to a thousand years of darkness.' Then he said if Mitt Romney wins, it will lead to four years of extreme whiteness.

Conan O'Brien

What's with Chuck Norris? Oh, he must be rich!

  
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COACHPENNY 9/9/2012 10:07AM

    He is Total Gym rich and apparently, thinks that President Obama is Godless.

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Clinton nailed it!

Friday, September 07, 2012

"The most important question is, what kind of country do you want to live in? If you want a you're-on-your-own, winner-take-all society, you should support the Republican ticket. If you want a country of shared prosperity and shared responsibility a we're-all-in-this-together society you should vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden."

That really sums up the choice voters have this November.

  
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COACHPENNY 9/9/2012 9:50AM

    I really thought he did a great job. Fact checkers supported his statistics, too.

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ROSALIEESTHER 9/8/2012 2:48AM

    Felt so much optimism!

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ALICERIEGER 9/7/2012 12:29PM

    Are we biased?

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MISSDAISY23 9/7/2012 10:21AM

    Yes, he did!


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ELAYNE39 9/7/2012 9:48AM

    I'm not big with politics, but I have to admit Bill Clinton rocked!!!

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INFLUENCING THE JUDGE

Thursday, September 06, 2012

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge." Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!" "I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them." "But, I did send them." "What? You did?" said the lawyer, incredulously. "Yes. That's how we won the case." "I don't understand," said the lawyer. "It's easy. I sent the cigars to the judge, but enclosed the plaintiff's business card."

  
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123ELAINE456 9/7/2012 12:13AM

  Great
joke.

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MISSDAISY23 9/6/2012 12:29PM

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ALIHIKES 9/6/2012 11:46AM

    Great joke, loved it!

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ALICERIEGER 9/6/2012 9:27AM

    Wqw!

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HANDYV 9/6/2012 4:03AM

    NICE. emoticon

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FITANDFIFTY2 9/6/2012 2:37AM

    LOL.. loved it!

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Weightloss gone too far...

Thursday, September 06, 2012

  
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TEXASFILLY 9/8/2012 10:24AM

    Yes! And make it a double~cheeseburger! *LOL* Thanks for sharing~ *hugs* BB~

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MRSVK11 9/6/2012 11:34PM

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NAYPOOIE 9/6/2012 3:16PM

    For sure!

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MISSDAISY23 9/6/2012 12:28PM

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ALICERIEGER 9/6/2012 9:28AM

    Thanks for the chuckle.

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ERIN1957 9/6/2012 7:06AM

    Love it!

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COACHPENNY 9/6/2012 5:24AM

    I often say that to myself.

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Apologies to Yoga fans out there!

Monday, September 03, 2012

"A recent article says yoga-related injuries are on the rise. It's not surprising that yoga fans are upset with this article. After all, it's easy for them to get bent out of shape." -Craig Ferguson

  
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BLKLILY 9/10/2012 9:51AM

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You always give me a great laugh! emoticon

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MRSVK11 9/4/2012 6:20PM

    groan...lol

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ALICERIEGER 9/4/2012 1:11PM

    True!

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NAYPOOIE 9/3/2012 10:11PM

    LOL

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