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Away at a seminar

Saturday, June 15, 2013

I haven't been writing very much because I am away at a seminar. It is a seminar about FasterEFT. I am in Oklahoma City Oklahoma 2500 miles from home. This may be life-changing. Catch you up later and more jokes later on. Love you all.

  
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AZURELITE 6/17/2013 5:57PM

    Enjoy the seminar! Can't wait to hear about it!

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MISSDAISY23 6/17/2013 2:37AM

    Take care & have a safe and great trip! emoticon

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DALID414 6/16/2013 12:33AM

    I hope you find the answers you seek.

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DOVESEYES 6/15/2013 11:07PM

    Hope it's a productive time for you. I like 'life changing' :)

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Top 10 ways to brighten your day by annoying others.

Monday, June 10, 2013

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Practice making fax and modem noises.
4. Make beeping noises when you back up.
5. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
6. Yell out random numbers while someone is counting.
7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"...."What?..."Never mind, it's gone now."
8. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
10.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

  
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YMWONG22 6/17/2013 12:33AM

  Naughty and funny. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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NASFKAB 6/15/2013 3:44PM

  lovely

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CARL-ASCHLUGE 6/11/2013 8:38AM

    Another is to order a cup of coffee "to drink."

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GIA_ROSY 6/11/2013 7:30AM

    #10 is my favorite... emoticon

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    You are tooo much!!! emoticon emoticon

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WOUBBIE 6/10/2013 11:44PM

    I'm TOTALLY trying number 10! Gotta find my sunglasses with the reflective coating to complete the effect, though.

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HELEN_BRU 6/10/2013 11:13PM

    That last one really did me in!

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MISSDAISY23 6/10/2013 10:25PM

    I can't stop laughing! emoticon

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LADYIRISH317 6/10/2013 10:05PM

    You are seriously EVIL!
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DALID414 6/10/2013 9:11PM

    I always do #6!! emoticon

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DWSCHUYLER 6/10/2013 8:35PM

    This cracked me up today! emoticon emoticon

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BARBANNA 6/10/2013 6:38PM

    I like random acts of kindness better, call me boring! emoticon

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GUTSHOT 6/10/2013 5:28PM

    You forgot setting all the alarm clocks on display at walmart to go off at the same time.

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KRITTEN1 6/10/2013 4:52PM

    i've done 4 & 6.

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JACKIE542 6/10/2013 4:31PM

    emoticon So funny!

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JANET552 6/10/2013 4:06PM

    I think I'll go outside right now with the hair dryer. emoticon

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IRONY

Sunday, June 09, 2013

  
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    This is true, and it's exactly what I am.... emoticon

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    nice lol!

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DOVESEYES 6/9/2013 11:49PM

    ha ha love it

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CAT609 6/9/2013 11:21PM

    cute!

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WOUBBIE 6/9/2013 8:59PM

    Using it in a sentence:

"I wish my neck was more irony and less wrinkly."

Excellent word!

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Breaking up...

Sunday, June 09, 2013

  
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MISSDAISY23 6/10/2013 10:25PM

    Uh-oh!

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WOUBBIE 6/9/2013 1:34PM

    Ouch!

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NAYPOOIE 6/9/2013 1:28PM

    And now who wants the divorce?

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    Bah ha!!

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COLLEENROSTE 6/9/2013 4:02AM

    ooops

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MAGGIEVAN 6/9/2013 2:19AM

    Oooops, how stupid can one be! Of course it is only a joke so both my husband and I had a good laugh. Thanks for sharing.

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Toads are great catfish bait!

Sunday, June 09, 2013

Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfish one day when he spots a water moccasin slithering across the water with a toad in its mouth. Being a longtime fisherman, he knows the best bait for large catfish are toads. In a flash, Bubba grabs the snake from behind and carefully removes the toad from its mouth and puts the toad in his side bag. Fearing the angry snake would bite him; Bubba grabs his bottle of daddy's moonshine from his pocket and carefully pours 2 drops into the snake's mouth. The snake's eyes glaze over and quickly go limp. Bubba carefully places the snake back in the water.

A few hours later, Bubba is just about to head back home, when he feels something tapping on his leg. He looks down and is amazed to see the same water moccasin with 2 frogs in its mouth.

  
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MARGARITTM 6/10/2013 9:57AM

    oh my!

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    Cute!

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