Thursday, March 05, 2009
SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS...OK, TRUTH...LAST NIGHT I TOLD MYSELF I WOULD EAT THE LAST PIECE OF BIRTHDAY CAKE THIS MORNING & BEGIN TO CUT BACK AFTER THAT. NOBODY'S BIRTHDAY THAT I KNOW, BUT I KNOW IT MUST BE SOMEONE'S BIRHTDAY, RIGHT? ANYHOO-AS I WAS LEAVING THE DMV I SPOTTED THE SUBWAY SIGN AND DECIDED, "DAMN IT! I WANT A VEGGIE." NOW WHY WOULD I BUY A 6 INCH IF COULD GET A FOOTLONG FOR $5? (PAUSE FOR A BRIEF MOMENT...) AS I WRITE THIS BLOG I HAVE REALIZED THAT FOOTLONG VEGGIES COST LESS THAN $5! SEE WHAT BEING GREEDY WILL DO? GOTTA GO! I NEED 2 RUN BACK 2 SUBWAY & RETRIEVE MY CHANGE.