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Yesterday's blog begs the question: what worse, bad food or bad sex?

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

I'm not even sure how to answer that one myself.

I'm pretty sure that when I am eating really good, healthy food, and am then forced to eat something, like say, a cardboard pizza (you know, frozen or just bad delivery)--I'd have to go with bad food!

But then, when faced with the aftermath of some bad sex--cardboard pizza might just hit the spot...

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CMJONES77065 8/24/2010 11:43AM

    ... I can complain about bad food.

... if the food is bad I can go get something better.

... if the food is bad, the next meal is only hours away.


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LA_EATS 8/24/2010 8:18AM

    That is a tough one. I am going to go with bad sex. It is the absolute worst thing ever. And after good sex everything tastes good.

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Why food/cooking is better than sex

Monday, August 23, 2010

1. Food doesn't "need" anything in return from me.
2. The fresher food is, the better it is.
3. Food doesn't talk.
4. I can try new types of food on a daily basis.
5. Food doesn't need a rest period to satisfy again, and again, and again...
6. Food never has to fake it.
7. I can use tools without hurting foods ego.
8. I never have to tell food how to satisfy me.
9. I never have to have makeup on while preparing or eating food.
10. I can/have lived without sex. Can't live without food.

All that being said, I still really like sex. emoticon

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1_AMAZING_WOMAN 8/23/2010 10:11PM

    And, excess food is like a bad lover. Really messes up a life. Also, takes away sex desire, so don't even want a lover any more.
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DRJJ2004 8/23/2010 8:29PM

    Nice! :O)

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    Glad I got everyone's attention! Life with food AND sex is quite enjoyable, satisfying, and worth living!

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TIFFANY_SUZANNE 8/23/2010 4:28PM

    I might have to stoop to sending you serious Hate Mail now...

1. This is why they invented the Booty call.
2. I could say the same about sex HAHAHA!
3. This is why duct tape was invented. You just pretend like it's a fetish.
4. One word: foreplay. (mehehehehe)
5. Ahhh but can it cuddle you afterward??
6. I dunno...ever heard of SPAM??
7. My answer is not fit for public consumption (pun intended haha)..but girl, we need to talk!
8. See #7.
9. I never have to have makeup on either when preparing or eating....ummmmmm never mind..... (I refer you again to #7 HAHAHA!!)
10. I can't argue with fact...but I sure can say that life with just peanut butter cups is a heck of a lot less satisfying then life, peanut butter cups and Sex!

May you have your proverbial cake and eat it too!!! emoticon emoticon

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    Love this!!! emoticon

Another good thing about sex - it's non-fatting and no carbs!!! emoticon

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EAGLE101 8/23/2010 9:49AM

    While I have to agree with all that, I still think you're a "NUT" but of the best kind. I'm gonna post that on my 'fridge!

emoticon (That's a really big grin!)

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LDY_ALI_79 8/23/2010 9:10AM

    Very catchy title, I enjoyed it!!! Thanks for the laugh!

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AMGM2001 8/23/2010 8:53AM


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LADYINOHIO 8/23/2010 8:52AM

Haha, great blog! Too funny!!

Keep up that great spirit and humor~ Love it!

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SOBEKNOFRET 8/23/2010 8:46AM

    emoticon emoticon

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Friday, August 20, 2010

I just caught myself making an assumption.

My BF is one of life's pessimists.

He says he expects the worse in every situation so that he is never disappointed.

He has brainwashed me.

I just got of the phone, talking to his voicemail, and said, "Hope your day is going okay."


How about GREAT!?

It's like I have a fear that his day is horrible because he always sets it up that way.


I gotta get over that.

I hope today is going GREAT for everybody!

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PEWTERBUNNY 8/23/2010 3:49PM

    My hubby is that way too. That's why I nicknamed him Eyeore.

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LADYINOHIO 8/20/2010 1:01PM

    ewww, let go of that thinking PRONTO!
I hope you have a marvelous day, filled with fantastic opportunity, and lots of sunshine and positive energy!!
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And pirates.


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DIXIED88 8/20/2010 11:20AM

    I catch myself doing the same with Hubby. But I love the other response. The choice is yours!!

Have a happy and healthy weekend. Choose to make it that way! emoticon

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CARRKM 8/20/2010 9:09AM

  Hope the day is going GREAT for you as well. I always remember a sign-off (from when I worked at a Middle School) to the morning announcements:

Make it a good day, or not... the choice is yours!

Hope you make it a GREAT weekend! :-)

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

As I posted my blog yesterday--I meant it!

I swear I did.

Good intentions...

Yesterday was not THAT day.

But today can be!

I am going to keep trudging along. Seeking knowledge that is locked up in my own pea brain. Like, why I keep sabotaging on a daily basis.

What is it about night and social occasions that derails me?

I have done really good work in the past. I have planned ahead, I have been satisfied with my daily allotment of healthy eats.

But now, no so.

I eat more than I should. I eat stuff I know sets me down a path that is very hard to navigate back uphill.

Do I lose sight of my goals? Do I just give in out of boredom, or the thought that I have to, yet again, explain WHY I won't eat something. Am I just tired? Do I not think I am worth it?

How does that devil do it? He's clever and crafty.

I must find strength. I must find courage. I must find my worth!


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    mis you Jenn

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DIXIED88 8/19/2010 10:27AM

    You can do it!! Being aware is a big part. At least you know what you need to change.

Today is a new day!! emoticon

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RUNGIRLRUNNC 8/19/2010 10:23AM

    You can do this. Just take it one day at a time, one meal at a time, one event at a time, one workout at a time. That is all any of us can do. Forget the past, regret gets you nowhere!


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Today will be that day

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

I feel a bug to get myself more physically fit. (at least today I feel it).

I want to feel muscles.

I want to breathe deep and long while enduring a long hike.

I want to have flat parts.

I want to have strong parts.

I want to only put healthy, planned out foods into my mouth.

I want to chew.

I want to feel tired at the end of the day because I really put in a good day's work.

Today will be that day!

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WISEONE68 8/18/2010 9:22AM

    that's the kind of bug you WANT to catch, huh!!?? Here's hoping and praying it will stick around for a LONG time!!! Today is as good as any to begin!!


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LINDAKAY228 8/18/2010 8:34AM

    You can do this! Good luck on your journey

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JDTHUMPER 8/18/2010 8:09AM

    Good luck! I know that you can make this plan work!!!

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