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I Am Who I Am

Sunday, April 22, 2012

I'm a person who scrutinizes just about everything. To put this into perspective, I'm the one who reads the fine print on life insurance policies, shampoo bottles and junk mail. I tend to scrutinize myself, too, in the mirror, and I tend to scrutinize my beliefs, my morals and ethics from time-to-time as well. I'm just hard-wired that way. I remember being a little girl and wondering why Barbie wasn't anatomically correct and it just bugged the CRAP out of me. (You should have seen me when I got my first KEN. I went ballistic. Mom had to take him away from me for awhile so I could calm down.)

Maybe that's why I look at my reflection and notice every bump and curvature. Not out of vanity but just curiosity. Why does my nose curve that way? Why do my eyebrows get sparse in some areas and thick in others? It's not as bad as it used to be. I've accepted my figure, my thick bottom and love handles, as part of me. Now, I'm looking more into the INSIDE and wondering why I have certain thoughts and feelings. Wondering why some things bother me more so than others now. I've gained some wisdom during my 43 years on this earth and I've noticed I've been questioning how I want to be remembered when I leave from here. I know, it sounds morbid in some aspects, but I really want to be remembered as someone who had "it" all together and who truly deeply cared about those around me.

But some days are more difficult than others to just feel comfortable with who I am. Some days I have less patience with those around me. Some days I want to grab that guy who is yelling at his kid in the middle of the store by the shoulders and say, "Ya know? That baby is going to remember that for the rest of his life and you are damaging him, somehow, someway, and I don't like you for that!" I want to get mad at the world for its selfishness. Some days I just don't feel comfortable BEING in this place. I don't measure up to its perfectionistic ways. I'm not a super model. I'm not a scientist. I don't make enough money to have three pools and a Rolls Royce on my 32-acre perfectly coiffed property. I am just me.

One who is just looking forward to going Home.

Maybe we all start feeling that way once we get to a certain point in our lives. Maybe some sooner than others. I have YET to find something that makes me want to stick around in this world FOREVER. Yes, I want to be here as long as I possibly can for my kids and grandkids, but eventually I just want to go Home and rest. I long for it. To snuggle deep into the arms of my Lord and feel his unconditional love for my soul BIG TIME. I know He loves me now and that He is watching over me, yes. But to be There and actually have those Arms around me and feeling His smile upon my face??? Ohh, yes, that is going to be a wondrous day. :)

I've been that person who had to have everything perfect and still do to some extent. But I've grown to realize, at the end of the day, what I've said to someone matters the most. What I've done for someone matters the most. Smiling at someone or not smiling at someone mattered the most. And if I didn't, while I was wrapped up in my own personal problem of the day, well, it bothers me. What if they needed that from someone, from anyone, to validate that they mattered to someone, to anyone, because they were possibly having the worst day of their lives??

So at the end of the day, I've scrutinized my actions. I've scrutinized what I did and did not do. And some days I fall miserably short. Then I remind myself I am human; but as long as I keep TRYING, as long as I keep STRIVING, then I will LEARN to be better. I may never be comfortable in my own skin but perhaps I'm not supposed to be. I SHOULDN'T be comfortable in this world. Because if I am, then I have nothing to STRIVE FOR, nothing to look forward to on the Other Side...

I don't care if my nose goes to one side more than the other.

I just want to be beautiful in God's eyes.

And I just want others to realize they are beautiful as well. Because they ARE. YOU are...no matter what size you are. No matter. At all.

Sooo, let me scrutinize. For this is MY path to Home.

  
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CHERIRIDDELL 4/25/2012 11:14PM

    I personally think you are very special and you bear up well to scrutiny , we are always hardest on ourselves.

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JERMADSON7 4/24/2012 11:25PM

    God loves you and sees in you a thing of beauty. He looks into your heart and knows that you are seeking his wisdom and the gift of Home that someday waits for you. Don't ever stop scrutinizing. It seems to bring you peace. Whatever brings you peace is a good thing.
May I be honest and tell you I think that you are a good person. You have had your times of triumph and equally your times of pain. The honesty that you share with us on here enduring those times has given our hearts and minds a lot to think about. What can we do to better our walk with God and to better our relationships here at home seems to be the main topic in each of your blogs. I am listening and learning along with you.
You ARE beautiful if you don't mind me saying so. Tenacious, resilient, kind, compassionate. Its through your struggles and your openness that you share your beauty with us all.
Scrutinize away, dear friend. God loves you just the way you are. So do we.

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MR.NET1 4/24/2012 10:04PM

    It has been months...
Since I have come back to this site, ( SparkPeople )

And I sure don't regret reading your blog, ( Sparkle* )
I have always told ya' and will tell ya' again...

***Yur' Beautiful*** emoticon

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CARTOONB 4/23/2012 11:42PM

    Well said.

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BKNOCK 4/23/2012 10:17PM

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CIVIAV 4/23/2012 6:08PM

    And I am not like you at all in these ways and yet, I too scrutinize myself and am happy to know that I will be going Home. And it's only as I gain peace with myself that I believe this. Home...

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KRITTERKEEPERS 4/23/2012 1:47PM

    I can so identify with your blog. I not only read my employment manuals, I read my husband's as well. Last time I bought a new car, I read the entire owner's manual in the first 12 hours of ownership. I discovered there was one point where an employer at the dealer had lied to me. When we were writing up the contract he told us the warranty would be voided if we did not purchase their maintenance contract and have our regular maintenance done through the dealership. We wanted to take the car to our own mechanic and questioned him about it, but he held his ground. We purchased the contract ($400). When I read in the owner's manual that was not a requirement, I called the dealership and demanded that they re-write my contract. They finally agreed (after much persuasion on my part) and also gave me free oil changes for a year!
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KAILYNSTAR 4/23/2012 1:23AM

    Every body and every soul, has something to scrutinize.

Every body and every soul can come to peace and accept that they will never be perfect.

Just be.

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GEEMAWEST 4/22/2012 11:40PM

    I think you're perfectly awesome! emoticon

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PURPLEPEONY 4/22/2012 7:48PM

    Beautiful post & so are you...

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BOBBIENORTHERN1 4/22/2012 7:23PM

  Just love yourself for who you are in Christ Jesus and rest and relax in His love, grace and truth.

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SAC-6582 4/22/2012 7:06PM

    Isn't it a comfort to know that God loves us just as we are. I personally think the harder thing is to love me as God loves me. And what an awesome thought that He loved me so much it cost Him everything just so I could be in a right relationship with Him.
Great blog... Thanks for sharing. And don't ever stop being YOU!

Steve

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SALGUOD2 4/22/2012 3:08PM

    First off if all of us are made in God's image,then wouldn't that make you beautiful. I also don't believe there are any special requirements as far as weight, material possession, etc, ect ... to being a child of God other than to believe. So I guess my question is do you believe that God knows what he is doing because He is the one that created you.
Secondly as far as material possessions go, way over rated in my in my opinion. I once read that we don't own are possessions but rather they own us.We believe we have to live at a higher standard, keep up with the jones, if you will. Why? we end up on that quest for a higher paying job, even if we don't like it so that we can by more. I started about 5 years ago working backwards. My goal is to become totally self-sufficient. Iwant to raise my own food, produce my own energy, everything.
I once read the greatest gift we fail to pass on to our children is KNOWLEDGE. I believe this is so true.when we have made a mistake learn from it and move on, until the next mistakes. We aren't perfect and we will make lots, lots , and lots of mistakes.

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JUNIAATROME 4/22/2012 2:28PM

    I always thought you are beautiful! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 4/22/2012 2:27PM

    You ARE beautiful in God's eyes! He loves you! You are His child and He loves you like no other! NEVER, EVER believe anything else!!! Scrutinize away, as is your wont to do. Love ya, hon. Be well. emoticon

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Snafus!

Sunday, April 15, 2012

I thought maybe I should put something current out there so everyone will know I'm alive and "steelkickin." Things are well, I am getting back on top, so no need to worry!

Snafus (snaffoos?) crop up from time-to-time, tho, for everybody, don't they? Like, cars needing new parts, kids needing last minute money or being late for work. I've learned that there's no need to get all excited about snafus because they're just little reminders that we live in an imperfect world. We are imperfect beings who may get our undies in a twist when they happen. But they shall pass. A higher-than-normal bill, shingles blowing off your roof, dropping your phone in the toilet are all parts of life that we should expect to encounter and I've found it's usually best to just pause, breathe...and laugh if the occasion is laughable. Snafus are just temporary. Little hiccups in the journeys of life. They serve to remind us that we are just human and they won't really matter in the grand "scheme" of things.

I don't know. I think the older I get I'm beginning to realize that there are more things to "worry" about than breaking a heel or running out of moisturizer or finding a goober in my eye after a meeting with department heads. Such as coming to the side of someone who needs a shoulder to cry on. Or smiling at someone who desperately needs a smile. Maybe supplying that calm voice when things are running-amuck for a friend. Those things are what matters. Being there for your child even when they are making the worst decision of their life also tops that list. In other words, live your life as an example...even when you're aggravated that your magazine subscriptions didn't arrive on time. In the end, you're not going to be worrying about missing that sale at J.C. Penney's. Your life's movie projector is going to be jumping to the points when you could have been there, should have been there, for the ones who needed you the most.

But even if you DO get testy from-to-time, it's still okay. (It's REALLY okay if your old man leaves his muddy boots in the middle of the living room carpet again!) Just take a deep breath, regroup and focus on the next task at hand. As long as we are doing our best, that's what ultimately matters, right? Soooo, strive to do your best in everything that you do. That's not what I say, that's what the Lord says! 2 Timothy 2:15 states, "Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a workman who does not need to be ashamed and who correctly handles the word of truth."

God expects us to do all WE can, then HE will do what we cannot. He asked Moses one day, "What is that in THINE hand??" (It's in Exodus, Chapter Four. Read the story!) Do what YOU CAN DO, seek and ye shall find, knock and it shall be opened unto you, ask and ye shall receive. But if you don't go around looking, you're not going to find. Put your FEET into your prayers. Do what you can. Even through the snafus. Shake them off and do what God ultimately put us on this earth to do.

Serve others. To the best of our ability. Even when a storm comes and knocks out your power in the middle of that movie you've been dying to see. It will be on again. Eventually. Use that time to call someone who would love to hear your voice. Or pray for PATIENCE and understanding.

Okay, taking off for now. I love your notes and goodies that I have received over the last few weeks. They meant alot to me and made my heart feel wonderful! God bless each and every one of you and may the rest of your weekend be awesome! Love you all...
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KAILYNSTAR 4/21/2012 6:13PM

    Snaffoos happen! I know that too.

Sorry about the cell phone in the toilet thing. Please don't say that you were talking on it. I hate it when people do that in the public washrooms. I mean...really? Right now while you're doing that?! Ick!

Anyways, I'm glad you're doing fine and things are just moving along tickatyboo.

Be well.

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IAM_HIS2 4/16/2012 4:28PM

    So delighted to read your blog!! Thank you!!!

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CARTOONB 4/15/2012 11:26PM

    It's SNAFU's. It's an acronym for something that Spark People won't let me write...same thing as FUBAR.
I'm glad to see you pause and laugh (except at those darn muddy boots!). It's good to see you around.

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CARTOONB 4/15/2012 11:26PM

    It's SNAFU's. It's an acronym for something that Spark People won't let me write...same thing as FUBAR.
I'm glad to see you pause and laugh (except at those darn muddy boots!). It's good to see you around.

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AJDOVER1 4/15/2012 8:16PM

    Thanks for the reminder. I've got to keep in my mind that snafu stands for "Situation NORMAL, all "fouled" up. It's normal, get over it, move on.

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KRITTERKEEPERS 4/15/2012 2:33PM

    Such good advice! emoticon

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Hmmm...

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Coming home tonight, I tossed my keys onto the bar and felt what energy I had left within me whiff away. Today was challenging. Tomorrow proves to be even more so. I'm tired. Work issues, home issues, issues, issues, issues...

But I am encouraged. I am hopeful. Somehow I've grown stronger in my faith. Around this time last year I was doubting my relationship with God, having "head-to-head" battles with Him, questioning His love and will for me. But the day I surrendered to Him, knelt before Him in quiet humbleness and told Him I was ready to receive His plan for me, a great burden was lifted from my shoulders. I don't have to weather the storms alone. I don't have to know why "things happen." I just have to know that I am not alone through them and that they are given to me to bear because there is a lesson within them. Ultimately there is a ray of sunshine in every turbulent moment...we can receive it, look at it as a passageway to even more strength or NOT see it because we are too focused on why it all had to happen in the first place...

But in the midst of chaos God is in control. We may be unsure of the outcome but He is NOT. He is not unsure of how He is going to take care of His children, He is not unsure of His endless love for us. We are safe. In all situations, we are safe even when it looks like everything around us is falling apart. Phillipians 4:19 says that "my God will meet all your needs according to his glorious riches in Christ Jesus." It doesn't say "some" or "most" it says "ALL." All situations. All of the time. Maybe not in the way we would like but in the way that is best for us, that God sees fit. So, that is where faith comes in.

That is where I have allowed myself to rest. There and in the warm arms of my Lord. My ultimate longing lies in the day I leave this world and fall at His feet, gazing up at His beautiful face. When I feel His arms wrap around me and I hear Him say, "You did it. Now you're Home and now it's time to rest." Until then I will listen to His words in my heart and be encouraged by His promises.

Psalm 18:32-36
It is God who arms me with strength and keeps my way secure. He makes my feet like the feet of a deer; he causes me to stand on the heights. He trains my hands for battle; my arms can bend a bow of bronze. You make your saving help my shield, and your right hand sustains me; your help has made me great. You provide a broad path for my feet, so that my ankles do not give way.

Jeremiah 29-11
"For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."

Romans 8:38-39
For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

NOTHING. NOTHING can separate us from the love of God. What beautiful, encouraging words.

I am going to bed now, to read a little more of the Good Book and talk to my Best Friend for awhile. Tomorrow will bring what it will bring but I am armored with the love of Jesus and His ultimate plan for my life.

Somehow I think I'm going to be able to sleep peacefully tonight.

God bless...

  
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KRITTERKEEPERS 4/15/2012 2:34PM

    Some of my favorite scriptures! God bless!

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MISHKALA 4/8/2012 12:02PM

    God bless you for posting such a beautiful message. God is in control - in these turbulent times, we need to be reminded of that. Faith picks up where worry drops us, and prayer replaces worry. Have a wonderful, blessed Easter, my friend. Michele emoticon emoticon

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HUZZAH39 4/4/2012 3:23PM

    Michelle, JUNIAATROME had recommended your blog if we needed encouragement and she had this link. I realized I already read and responded to it but it was worth a second read....and action on my part. Today, a friend of mine outside of Spark recommended/reminded me that I start writing Scripture and speaking it out loud. When I reread your blog, those Scriptures stood out to me so I wrote them on index cards and started declaring them. This also is encouraging me to go to the Word and seek out more of His promises so that I can more effectively face and fight this war I am in. Thank you dear Sister for I see how God works all things together for the good for those who believe and are called according to His purpose.

Peace and Blessings, Christine

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HUZZAH39 3/31/2012 10:29AM

    Michelle,this was a message in due season for me and it spoke to my heart. I am in the midst of Spiritual Warfare and I keep asking myself where is my faith? I know I am victorious in Christ but my feelings (which are fickle) belie me. I feel like I am in a box and can't get out because this last week all these things kept hitting me. I feel very weak, stressed, and vulnerable. "But He said to me, My grace is sufficient for you for My power is made perfect in your weakness. Therefore I will boast about my weaknesses so that Christ's power rests in me." His powers rests in you too Michelle. Thank you for writing because "iron sharpens iron"!

Blessings, Christine

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KATVHALE 3/30/2012 10:22AM

  "Be still and know that He is God"


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DARLENEK04 3/28/2012 7:22PM

  Blessings doll....good to see you back on here...


Loveya,
Darle
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OLDERDANDRT 3/28/2012 2:22PM

    Great blog, sweet one!!! emoticon

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1NICUBABE 3/28/2012 1:54AM

    Thank you for the encouraging words. We all need to remember them in times of struggle. I hope you rest well and are strengthened for another day. Mary Beth

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_LINDA 3/28/2012 12:41AM

    So glad you can find comfort in your faith! May you get the rest and peace of mind you need!
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FLEMIDG 3/28/2012 12:14AM

    God bless you, Michelle. He loves you so much. Have a good night's rest.
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GEEMAWEST 3/27/2012 11:49PM

    Rest Well My Friend. emoticon

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PANFRIEDTROUT 3/27/2012 11:49PM

    thanks for the wonderful Scriptures and the encouraging insights! sleep well friend, and awaken refreshed in the morning!



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CARTOONB 3/27/2012 11:34PM

    It's good to read about you feeling good. I'm happy that you're happy!

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CHERIRIDDELL 3/27/2012 11:18PM

    Sleep well my friend God Bless

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Some Days Lazy is Just Good...

Monday, March 12, 2012

Yesterday was gorgeous. It motivated me to get outside and do a few things, but not before taking my 883 for a little spin down the back roads. It wasn't a long ride...it's always twenty degrees cooler on the bike than what it really is...and it was 75' in the sun. But it felt wonderful to blow the cobwebs out of my brain even if for just a teeny bit.

Today is slightly cooler but the sun is trying to peek its lazy ways out of the few gray clouds that remain from the morning haze. I miss the hour that we lost this past weekend. It seems to make the day go just a tad quicker. But we will be richly rewarded with the extra hour of sunshine when the weather turns permanently warmer, sunnier, and cozier. Just wish it would hurry up a little more...

There is nothing major to report here. No life changes, no drama. In fact, today is just a normal, calm and uneventful day. No breakthroughs, no light bulbs going off in my head, no epiphanies. Dang. And I say "dang" as in "yay." I like days like this when my brain isn't twisting over itself and making that annoying grinding noise it does when I'm trying to understand something. I guess when you get to be my age, days like this are a blessing. I don't need to solve a life mystery today. I don't need to do something monumental. Today I just need to "be." Cook. Do a little dusting. Sway my hips to a little bit of John Mellancamp. And just hum to my inner calmness and live one moment at a time. It's nice when my brain isn't going into over-drive. I can hear myself breath.

Beanie is coming home for a week tomorrow. She is taking a final test tonight and packing up her car, boyfriend included, and heading home in the morning. I will get to see her before heading off to work, which is going much easier these days since cutting back on some of my hours. I can hardly wait to see her lovely face, smiling with vivid dark eyes, as she comes bursting through my front door. I am blessed to the max with this child...

But today I am going to walk slowly, breath deeply and linger broadly in whatever I choose to do. I may choose to do nothing at all here in just a bit. Maybe I will call my oldest son and chat it up with my grandgirls when they get home from school. I love hearing their little voices intermingle with exciting tales of their day.

God bless you all today. Find your lazy moment. Get lost in it. Breath deeply and slowly. Just slow down for awhile.

Some days lazy does a body good.



  
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GREGGWEISBROD 12/19/2013 3:21PM

    Good to know, when I turn 29 again, as you clearly must be regardless of what the calendar says, I'll treat those days as blessings. :-D I get a kick out of you thinking that you're old, lol. You're the youngest girl I know. Wisdom? Oh yeah, you're like 200 when it comes to that, but in your heart, your soul, you're the youngest girl I know.

Also... what the what? A boyfriend for your Beanie?! :-D Is this young man still a fixture in her life? So curious! :-D

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MUSTANG_SALLY2 3/14/2012 11:35AM

    What a lovely idea. Now, who do I get to answer the phones so I can sneak off from work? LOL

Enjoy your week with Bri!

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BKNOCK 3/13/2012 10:16PM

    Wow, I sure could use a day like that! I am glad that you are enjoying it.

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KAILYNSTAR 3/13/2012 1:35PM

    I love days like that. You sound so peaceful and calm and content.

Ahh.

Lovely.

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CARTOONB 3/12/2012 10:44PM

    Sounds heavenly!

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HUZZAH39 3/12/2012 8:10PM

    I've missed reading your blogs but glad I read yours today. So happy your day went well : ) (Love your purple roses!)


Blessings, Christine

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CIVIAV 3/12/2012 7:51PM

    absolutely lovely!!!

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MISS_VIV 3/12/2012 7:05PM

    It is always so refreshing when we get an UP..blog.
So many days (for a lot of people are DOWN..and depressing).. it is such a joy to hear of your free day to stretch out and enjoy... AWESOME NEWS

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GEEMAWEST 3/12/2012 6:21PM

    Sounds wonderful! Love the new background!

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OLDERDANDRT 3/12/2012 3:09PM

    Now that's the girl I remember. We all need a lazy day sometimes. Glad to hear your baby girl is coming in for a visit. This will do you so much good. And her as well.
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MSCR59 3/12/2012 2:21PM

    I very much enjoyed your blog today. It is true we do need those days you describe. The mind needs a break from all the stress of life. There is a constant barrage of problems and distractions in life that tend to wear us down if we dwell on them.
Today for us, it is also a beautiful day. The weather is spring like, there is gentle breeze and the sun is shining brightly. There is a constant flow of walkers out enjoying the spring weather. Bicycles and motorcycles with their load roar going by, the riders revving their engines with eagerness to enjoy the day and stamp out a little spring fever.
A beautiful day for a walk, and to enjoy a fresh infusion of sunshine generated vitamin D.
Thanks for your blog today .. A great read. I was inspired by it!
Mj


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Senior Texting Codes

Friday, March 09, 2012

Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes!! Here we go!

* ATD - At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM - Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

* DWI - Driving While Incontinent

* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* FYI - Found Your Insulin

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL - Living on Lipitor

* LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas!

* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

* TOT - Texting on Toilet

* TTYL - Talk to You Louder

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

* WTP - Where're the Prunes?

* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help.

GGLKI! (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

Have a great weekend, guys...

  
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BLAKBIRD 3/26/2012 4:43PM

    Cute,

Here's a couple that are hard to remember.

CRAFT - Can't Remember a Flipping Thing & Heard

CRS - Can't Remember Stuff

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SWEETSADDICTION 3/12/2012 1:35PM

    cute

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KAILYNSTAR 3/12/2012 12:58PM

    Yeah, I saw this before. Pretty funny stuff!

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SHARJOPAUL 3/11/2012 9:16AM

    LOL

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CARTOONB 3/10/2012 10:32PM

    LMDO!! emoticon OMSG...Happens when I LMDO.

Need OMMR

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OLDERDANDRT 3/10/2012 3:30PM

    emoticon Thanks for the chuckle, sweetie!! emoticon

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TLCFME 3/10/2012 1:59PM

   
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ELYMWX 3/10/2012 12:51PM

    Michelle, you aren't that old are you? You're only two years older than me...

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CIVIAV 3/10/2012 10:23AM

    lol. the texting language is hard enough to learn without all these extra words!


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MARINEMAMA 3/10/2012 8:36AM

    Hilarious!!

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LUVPOETESS 3/10/2012 1:12AM

    OMG!!! I'm STILL laughing!!! I haven't laughed like this in a while. Thanks so much. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha emoticon

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FLEMIDG 3/10/2012 12:57AM

    Thanks for the laugh, Michelle. Have an awesome weekend. Sending lots of love your way. emoticon emoticon

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