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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Part 1: Stumpy is Good

Stumpy and I went for a nice easy ride Wednesday on a nice easy trail. We did a Forest Service fire road that had just a few ruts - no biggy.

Stumpy and I did 8.22 miles in 45:30 minutes. Average speed was 11.1 mph. The fastest Stumpy and me hit was 32 mph. I had to hold Stumpy back or we would have gone much faster (sure Bruce, blame it on the bike). I managed to stay on the bike and did not involuntary hit the ground.

Part 2: Leadville 10K on Sunday, August 14th

Last March I registered for the Leadville 10K race.


When I registered for this race I figured I would train like crazy and be ready to go. As luck would have it, or maybe just my luck, about a month ago I was scheduled to go to Seattle on business the day of the race. I got pretty lackadaisical about training. Then the Seattle trip was canceled earlier this week. I made a hasty hotel reservation and got the last room in Leadville. I got in at the historic Delaware Hotel.

I tried to talk my wife into running the race. She vociferously declined saying, "I am not going to pay to run!" She actually does run races. She was just being difficult. Then I tried to talk her into going and just hanging out. She asks, "Does the hotel have a pool?" I reply, "The hotel is 125 years old. I doubt it." She then asks, "Does it have a hot tub?" I reply yet again, "The hotel is 125 years old. I doubt it." Then she asks the big question, "Is it haunted?" BINGO! I smile, "The hotel is 125 years old. Absolutely, positively, most certainly - YES!" I know I have her at that point. Then she asks, "Can I get a push-button cappuccino along the way?" Magnanimous in victory, I reply, "I will even push the button for you." She likes the sweet coffee drinks you get at convenience stores. You know, that stuff that comes from a noisy whirring machine that dumps 16 ounces of coffee and 4 pounds of sugar into a 12 ounce paper cup at a temperature of 4,000 degrees! Push-button cappuccino is her only weakness, Push-button cappuccino is the only weakness I don't have.

My wife and daughter take trips to stay in haunted hotels. They really like the Fairplay Hotel.


I personally have a binding blanket agreement with all ghosts - I refuse to believe in them and they refuse to believe in me! Check out the haunted Leadville site.


Go down the page a little and you will see all about the haunted Delaware Hotel. My wife is going to dig this! I am pretty sure the main ghost at the Delaware Hotel, Mary Coffey, is a signatory on my binding mutual non-belief agreement.


Part 3: Race Course

This will be the first time I will run a Leadville race. Because I neglected to train for this race, I was worried about the course profile. The starting line is at 10,200 feet. I was concerned that the highest elevation of course would be 12,000+. I have not trained for 12,000 feet. I was relived to find that the highest point in the race is the starting line. Then it dawned on me that this is an out-and-back race. The first 5K is mostly downhill. The last 5K is mostly uphill! Darn! This could be a hard 10k.

Part 4: Leadville Trail 100 Mountain Bike Race

Today, August 13th, is the 100 mile "race of all races". As I write this blog, the MTB 100 started 6 minutes ago.


I was thinking that me and Stumpy could do some mountain bike racing. I am not talking about a 100 mile event that draws the best bike racers in the world.

Check out the video on this page:


Pretty jazzy! However, a race where Lance Armstrong has to walk his bike up hills may be a little over my head! I am pretty sure I can find a few local amatuer bike races.

There is a race in where I live called the Bailey Hundo. The race is over the trails where I ride. Unfortunately, the Bailey Hundo is also a big international 100 mile invitational race.


What is this world coming to? Bailey? A bike racing mecca?

This drawing is pretty cool. Here in Bailey we use mostly crayons.

This is the Buffalo Creek trail profile. It is a tad hilly.

At least I don't have to push Stumpy up the hills. Here is an elite racer pushing his bike, Sometimes I think it would be wiser to push than to crash. I generally reflect that pushing would have been a good idea right after I am picking myself up off the dirt.


Thanks for reading my blog.

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TEDDYBABE 8/14/2011 8:46AM

    You go Speedydog! Take the ghosts with you. You may need some lift assistance at times! haha... you can do this and I know will really enjoy it! go get em!

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WALKOFFWIN 8/14/2011 5:25AM

    My wife and went through a phase together when we were younger (I was 7 and she was 5) when we were fascinated by the idea of looking for ghosts, and we spent many a night at many supposedly haunted inns and hotels. We were so eager to see ghosts that we even camped out for the night in a few cemeteries that were supposed to be promising for paranormal activity.

It is true that we had a great deal of fun ghost hunting, (no, we didn't blow lots of money on ghost hunter gear) and we actually did succeed in achieving a perfect score for ghost sitings, of 100%.

As in 100% of all the places we ever went to, in our search for ghosts, we never saw, heard or even felt the presence of a single solitary one.

Although there was one place where we stayed in New Hampshire on a very cold night in February, when we were both awoken in the middle of the night, by a very chilling experience!

But this had no supernatural cause, and just a stupid explanation. I left open a window and forgot to close it before we went to bed.

There were 100% NO ghosts, anywhere we ever went. The end result was that I was deeply offended and my wife's feelings were very hurt. It was clear that all ghosts treated us like social outcasts.

I eventually came to the conclusion that any self respecting ghost becomes very annoyed by people who are too eager to see it, and we became the unwanted guests that all ghosts avoided like a plague, and vanished from our presence altogether.

It seemed that we were to ghosts, the same as visiting in laws who spend the night at the home of newlyweds. We were never victims to be terrorized, but just a greatly irritating imposition for them. Ghosts want to appear before people who will be severely frightened by them, and then flee in terror.

Not people like us, who will be positively delighted to meet a ghost, attempt to engage the ghost in boring small talk and ask it many stupid questions. (No, we don't ever really wear sheets! And we have much better and more dignified ways to scare people, than just shouting "Boo!" Sorry, but I really must disappear now or I'll be late for the seance!)

At least your binding blanket agreement with all ghosts, was based upon a mutual respect for each others boundaries and personal space - My wife and I were just annoying and unwanted visitors, totally lacking in supernatural social graces, and we never got that kind of respect.

Anyway, good luck with the race Bruce!


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KA_JUN 8/13/2011 10:53PM

    Awesome, you should try a race with Stumpy, go for it! Cool ghosts, too. Hopefully they don't keep you up and throw off your race! emoticon

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LKEITHO 8/13/2011 10:19PM

    A haunted hotel is certainly an interesting way to convince a spouse to go on a trip with you. Wouldn't work on my wife unless it was a 4 star haunted hotel! I'm with you on the non-believer pact!

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LINDAKAY228 8/13/2011 8:11PM

    Hope your wife enjoys the haunted hotel and you and the ghosts keep your contract to not believe in each other. Sounds like a fun trip but a little bit difficult run with the last half being all uphill.
My area of New Mexico (Silver City) has a couple of mountain bike races here. One is in late August or in September I think called the Signal Peak Challenge and is on a weekend and not as well known. The big one is the Tour of the Gila bike race usually the end of April or first part of May. That is a 5 day event with people coming from all over. Lance Armstrong has been here a couple of times but it's not nearly as bad as his usual races. There are different events on different days. One day is a race up a paved mountain road that climbs quite a bit and loops around another way and comes back into town. I'm not certain of the total mileage on that but I think it's about 80 miles. Another day is a race a different direction out of town and about 80 miles or so to a historic ghost town of Mogollon in the mountains. Another day is headed south of town and not sure how far it goes. I forget what the other day is but the last day is a criterion (sp?) through town racing fast in a pack around corners etc. They have races for the more experienced, and also a "citizen's race" for those who don't do the longer treks and a kids race and stuff. It's a really big deal around here. We have a lot of local mountain bike racers plus the tourism draw is a big thing to our small town.
Glad you didn't need a first aid kit today.

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CBAILEYC 8/13/2011 4:16PM

    I just finished reading 'Born to Run' which talked about the Leadville 100 emoticon Maybe someday, eh?!

Have a great 10K tomorrow!

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SARAHMAC1978 8/13/2011 2:08PM

    Your blogs are always entertaining! Good luck at the 1ok tomorrow - I'm sure it will go great! The part about your wife and her cappuccinos was pretty funny! I just watched the movie 1408 yesterday, which is about haunted hotels...spooky!

Have a great weekend!

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LAURIE-RN 8/13/2011 1:25PM

    Love the blog and the links!


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ROOT4HOME 8/13/2011 1:07PM

    Too funny! At least there are moments when you can use your wife's weakness to your advantage! lol! Have fun on your 10k! Oh...and I agree, great drawing over in Bailey! emoticon

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DOUGDC 8/13/2011 12:31PM

    How did Stumpy get his/her name?

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GRATEFULBOB 8/13/2011 11:54AM

    good luck tomorrow at the race .it is great you where able to find a common ground to get the wife to go , sounds scary emoticon

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LOREENYK 8/13/2011 11:20AM

    I'm willing to give ghosts the benefit of the doubt...I'll be staying at the Empress Hotel in Victoria, BC when I do my marathon in October - it is reportedly haunted as well....

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MAGGIE805 8/13/2011 11:04AM

    Sounds like fun! Especially the haunted hotel part. emoticon

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NATPLUMMER 8/13/2011 10:55AM

    I think the haunted hotel would be a big draw for me :-)
Good luck!!

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ERLYWA 8/13/2011 10:32AM

    The entire paragraph where you were describing the conversation with your wife about the race, hotel and push button coffee cracked me up!!! LOL

Totally enjoyed the blog and the links :)

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MOMONTHERUN1 8/13/2011 10:32AM

    Biking and haunted hotels....interesting!!

They like them hills in Colorado don't they?


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Biking and Running the Colorado Trail - Blood, Dirt and Bent Wheel

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

I read a blog posted by PRINCESSRUNNER7 called "Triple Brick = 1,500 calories burned!"


She explained that a Brick was a combination of biking and running. On Sunday, August 7th, I decided to try a brick. I wanted to bike 12 miles and run 4 miles.

The results? My bike, Stumpy, is in the bike hospital. And I got to use my brand-new first aid kit. Poor Stumpy! Here is my photo essay:

I decided to go to ride and run the Colorado Trail near Buffalo Creek. The Colorado Trail runs 500 miles from Durango to Denver with numerous offshoots along the way.

I started by the Little Scraggy. The pinkish areas represent recent forest fires. The trails are marked in yellow.

Just so you can feel sorry for me, here is the temperature when I left for my brick.

The temperature got up to 85 degrees F at about 4:30 PM. I know that some places in the country my be a tad hotter.

I grabbed Stumpy and loaded him on the bike rack. My wife wanted me to weed wack some of the native grass that has grown quite tall. Fat chance on a nice day!

Stumpy is healthy and happy. He is ready to hit the trails. With 30 speeds, Stumpy can climb a tree in low gear or fly down the road in high gear passing anything in his way. Stumpy is awesome!

The Colorado Trail is well marked. The segments are numbered. Theoretically, you can tell where you are by know the trail segment.

I am getting jazzed. The weather is perfect!

This segment of the Colorado Trail is described as "fast single track with a few technical segments". Fun!

Bump over a few roots down a hill and across a little bridge. There is a gulch under the bride that is about a yard wide and a foot deep.

There are a few roots and rocks along the way. The technique for handling these roots requires perfect timing. You compress the front forks to store energy. Then at the right moment you pull up on the handle bars and jump the roots. When the forks rebound, Stumpy sails over the roots in smooth air.

On the way back down the trail I jump over some big roots. I am not watching down the trail because I am timing my jump. As me and Stumpy clear the roots, I see a guy stopped in the middle of the trail not more than six feet away. Me and Stumpy are airborne. I jerk ol' Stumpy sideways. We miss the guy but hit the embankment on the side of the trail and go down. We don't hit hard so there is no damage to me or Stumpy. I look over at the guy as his wife pulls up. He says, "Oh, sorry!" He is an old guy like me. I notice he is riding a comfort bike with skinny tires. Not an optimal bike for this trail. I think he was going to wisely walk his bike over the roots when Stumpy and I came roaring up the trail. I forgave him. Besides he and his wife were out there doing it.

I took a detour off the Colorado Trail and rode into the Buffalo Creek burn area.

The fire in Buffalo Creek was 16 years ago. Fires are strange. A burn will leave some trees untouched and scorch others.

The undergrowth is pretty. The forest that will spring up from this burn area will be beautiful and healthy.

I came back to the Buffalo Burn Trail for the running part of the brick. This trail was pretty flat with only 680 foot elevation gain in 4 miles. My bike ride gained only 1075 foot in 8 miles. These trails are pretty flat when compared to other trails in this area.

On the way back with Stumpy we had a big crash. This is hard to explain but there are certain obstacles that you can handle going one way that are deadly going the other way. The army uses a thing called a tank trap that is one-way. At any rate, I hit a ditch and went "high-side". High-side meant I went over the handle bars.

This is not me. But it should give you the idea. When I saw the ditch I was going too fast. I couldn't stop and I knew this was going to hurt!

Here is part of the damage. I am now black and blue from hitting the ground. Poor Stumpy has a bent front wheel.

I bought this first aid kit a week ago. Little did I know I would be needing so soon!

I cleaned the open wounds on my elbows and left leg. I pretty much used up a kit that is supposed to last 2 hikers for 3 days. I had to dig a lot of dirt and gravel out of me. I also sprained my right wrist and left thumb. I have bruises on my right thigh, left forearm, right ankle and left shoulder.

After I patched myself, I went for a 4 mile run. By the time I was done the sun was going down.

I burned up a 2,640 calories during this torturous brick. My average speed on Stumpy was a modest 7.2 mph. I had to slow way down with a badly bent front wheel. My top speed on my bike was 19.2 mph. My running pace was an abysmal 11:42 min/mile. I stopped to get a Qdoba Steak Burrito on the way home.

Post brick meal included a Moose Drool beer. Of course, I log onto SparkPeople and there is an article on the evils of drinking beer.

So I took this article to heart and only had two beers to dull the pain.

This is a shot of my home office. I have lots of computers. This is the place where I sit and think up new and creative ways to hurt myself in the name of fitness and well being.


I took stumpy into the bike hospital. The bike doctor declared Stumpy's front wheel to be hopelessly bent. Stumpy is getting a new front wheel, Stumpy is an expensive bike with expensive components. I think I am actually buying Stumpy again one part at a time. The front wheel for Stumpy lists for $249 but I got it for $180. The wheel has the following components:

Shimano XT M785 Front Disc Hub from Japan: $60
36 DT Swiss Champion 14 Gauge Black Spokes from Switzerland: $63
Mavic EN 321 Rim 6061 Aluminum Alloy from France: $60
$45 Labor Mount, Tune

Total : Wheel $183 + Labor $45 = $228

I think I need to be more careful. My wallet is now injured too! I get Stumpy back tonight. But I think Stumpy and I need a rest.

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SUZWARNR 8/10/2011 4:19PM

    Do you ever not get hurt? I think you need to be encased in a bubble. LOL. I'm glad it wasn't too bad and what a torcher for calories! Whew! You earned those beers!

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L3DESIGNS 8/10/2011 1:33AM

    Ouch! Somehow when I read the blog title, I wasn't surprised it was your blog.

Hope you heal as easily as Stumpy. Remember to refill your first aid kit - I'm sure you'll need it!

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ELYMWX 8/9/2011 11:13PM

    Ho, boy! You must have been prescient to pick up that first aid kit when you did, and what an amazing coincidence that your math of 1 Runner = 2 Hikers worked out so well. Do they sell those kits in bulk?

I'm sure that you and Stumpy will be out tearing up the trails in no time.

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DOUGDC 8/9/2011 10:30PM

    Great story. I like bicycle touring, and have just begun to think about trails where fat knobby tires would be an advantage. No experience jumping. I've got a lot to learn. I'll start with an inexpensive bike -- but the body that will be learning is the only one I have. I'll take your blog as a cautionary tale. Great ride! Thanks.

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LKEITHO 8/9/2011 10:30PM

    You do manage to fit injury and mayhem into almost every workout! Good thing you bought that first aide kit when you did!

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LMB-ESQ 8/9/2011 6:25PM

    Well, you do win awards for thinking up new and creative ways to get hurt! And this time you brought an innocent bystander into the creativity... poor Stumpy! Are you sure you don't do this stuff just so you'll have something interesting to write about? Which was more fun? Getting hurt? Or having two beers after? LOL I vote for the beers! emoticon

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GRATEFULBOB 8/9/2011 6:02PM

    hno guts no glory, everytime you get it back another wreck emoticon

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KA_JUN 8/9/2011 4:27PM

    otb, ouch! Heal up fast, lol re: only the 2 beers. Nice new wheel, too bad about the tacoed old one.

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HARRINGTON5 8/9/2011 3:43PM

    I didn't know whether to laugh or cry! You are one adventurous dude. Your pictures are always beautiful and you tell a wonderful story. I am just amazed at how well you hold up. Good thing you had that first aid kit with you. After you patched yourself up, you went for a four mile run!!!! I thought I was totally awesome for running 3.1 miles and I wasn't even injured. Take care Bruce and mend quickly.

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DIVEMASTER01 8/9/2011 3:23PM

    You wrote about your "ahem" adventure real well, I hope yours and Stumpy's booboo's get better fast. The wallet will take a bit longer. Take care!


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HEALTHY4JEANNE 8/9/2011 3:01PM

    I loved your blog. I only wish you did not hurt yourself in the mean time.

I had an old bike a couple of years ago and did the same type of fall on a rail trail when i got distracted putting my earphones on. I was so bruised and beaten from the fall that I almost did not wear shorts for the fear that someone would think that my husband beat me. My bike hit the boneyard for the repair costs would outweigh its worth. My friend that is into biking told me that my bike was a bar bike, the type that you could ride to a bar and no one would steal. He shamed my hubby into buying me a new bike.

I am glad that stumpy could be repaired.
:) Jeanne

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CAROLYN1ALASKA 8/9/2011 2:07PM

    Oh ouch... for both the crash and the wallet!
Hope you're better soon. Stumpy will get well more easily, if more expensively.

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CAROLCRC 8/9/2011 1:49PM

    love the photo blog! Hope you and Stumpy are back on the trails soon.

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    Awesome job on the brick! That trail sounds like a very challenging course for a bike ride. You're really hard core going for the run after your fall. It's a good thing you had your trusty first aid kit handy. I'm glad you tried the brick and enjoyed it despite the obstacles you encountered. The meal and beers were very well deserved after your calorie burn for the day! Sorry about Stumpy, I'm sure he'll be as good as new and ready to hit the trails soon.


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BAILEYS7OF9 8/9/2011 1:05PM

    Loved the post, pictures are emoticonI am so jealous!

Poor stumpy and your wallet! great calorie burn though!

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KAREN42BOYS 8/9/2011 12:58PM

    great entertaining blog! sounds like quite the ride, and yowch about the front rollover on your bike! heal quickly, so you can get bricking again!

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SKINNYPOWELL1 8/9/2011 12:50PM

    Great blog, sorry about your wounded arm and your wounded wallet from fixing Stumpy. That was one heck of an adventure.

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CBAILEYC 8/9/2011 12:46PM

    Oh my. You and Stumpy. Goodness sakes! Stumpy sounds like he's part of the UN with all those international parts!
Fortunately, you didn't have to replace any of your parts. Scabs and new skin are free emoticon

Heal well, and enjoy the Drool!

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JOPAPGH 8/9/2011 12:21PM

    You spin a great yarn; so depricating. Hope the next brick goes better.

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NATPLUMMER 8/9/2011 12:01PM

    Ouch!! Poor you and poor stumpy!!
You definitely earned the burrito.

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ROOT4HOME 8/9/2011 12:00PM

    Oh man, what a day you had! It's a good thing you had a fresh first aid kit w/you! The pic of your cut up arm looks a lot like the one I got on Sun morning when I lost my balance after running on a crab apple in the rain and fell...cutting up my left arm. No first aid kit but had a handkerchief and wore it for another 3mi till I was home. Sorry to hear about Stumpy though...he sounds like a loyal friend, albeit, expensive! ;)

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SARAHMAC1978 8/9/2011 11:18AM

    Kudos to you for running after all of that! That arm injury looks like it huuuuurts! Really enjoyed the photo essay...sounds like it was a fun adventure. Makes me (almost) want to get a mountain bike.

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TYKXBOY 8/9/2011 11:06AM

    With all those calories burned and electrolytes used, you deserved those beers and that burrito! I hear a burrito and a beer should be stored in everyone's first aid kits - or at least the beer. I'm keeping my heart healthy one beer at a time! Anyway, sounds like it was a great ride up until Stumpy took a header! Hope you heal up nicely and can use the time to pick up another first aid kit for you next ride.

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DLEDBETTER11 8/9/2011 10:55AM

    Good thing you had that first aid kit. By the way...http://www.roadid.com/Common/

I use the 'Wrist ID Elite' because the bracelet doesn't hold water/sweat so I never have to take it off. I also have the old standard (military issued) dog tag that I wear for everything but swimming.

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MOMONTHERUN1 8/9/2011 10:41AM

    WOW! Sorry that your bike got hurt and that you also got hurt. I have never heard the term "brick" before. So, it is biking and then running and they call it a brick?

I think I also would have had a emoticon after all of that.

Well you tried something different, burned some calories and maybe will have a scar? Good job!!!


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LINDAKAY228 8/9/2011 10:37AM

    I love the way you tell a story and put humor into it. I am so sorry for stumpy and his bent wheel, as well as your injuries to your body and your wallet. Hope all feel better soon.
We have a lot of burned out areas around where I live too. It is amazing to see how with time they do grow back even better. This year was really bad for fires for those of us in New Mexico, Colorado, and Arizona. Plus we had so much smoke here where I live.

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KCNEWF 8/9/2011 10:33AM

    As usual, excellent blog! I think having that first aid kid around is just bad luck for you . . . burn it and don't replace it. You've had that kit for less than a month and have already had two 'accidents'. Heal quickly . . . . My road rash from 3 weeks ago is almost gone. Don't let the injuries slow you down!

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KKINNEA 8/9/2011 10:29AM

    Wow, injuries all around! And I think someone got it right on your previous blog that the kit would only equal one SpeedyDog!

Loved the blog and sorry you're hurt, but I'm guessing the beer and optimism will be allowing us to see another of your stories another day soon!

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SOVERDAHL 8/9/2011 10:11AM

    Awesome blog! It felt like I was there with you. (Love the pictures!!) I love reading about your adventures and am truly impressed that you ran after that crash. I don't know if I could have convinced myself to finish the "brick". I haven't heard that term before, but I think I might try it some day soon. I usually bike OR run, not both. Well done! Hope you and Stumpy heal quickly and can get back out there soon. I also think I will invest in a first aid kit as well.

By the way ... Moose Drool is one of my favorites! Excellent choice.

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TRILLIUM22 8/9/2011 9:51AM

    Love it. You did great going "high side", if all you needed was your first aid kit. I did that once onto an asphalt bike path. I was back boarded away and needed to get my entire right elbow surgically put back together. Shortly afterwards on a trip to the library my kids saw a book about bike tricks. From that point on they've teased me about following the "Bike tricks for Mothers" book, but not reading all the directions.

Your flat route sounds pretty hill for us in the midwest, but your temps sound great. I was so relieved that I started my 23 miler yesterday at 86 degrees.

Take care and buy another first aide kit. Maybe 1 Speedy Dog = an weeklong wilderness backpacking trip for 6 emoticon

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July Mountain Running Stats - Uphill Both Ways

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Inspired by Bill's (ELYMWX) July stats blog: www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_jo

and Jerome's (JMERLAU) July stats blog,
, www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_jo

I decided to post my July 2011 states from my Garmin Training Center.

Count: 16 Activities
Distance: 91.4 miles
Time: 15:29:58 h:m:s
Elevation Gain: 17,950 ft
Average Elevation: 8,935 feet
Avg Speed: 5.7 mph (10:31min/mile pace)
Fastest Speed 10.5 mph (5:42 min/mil pace)
Avg HR: 116 bpm
Peak HR: 166 bpm
Calories: 17,318 Calories (Adjusted for Elevation and Vertical)
Avg Distance: 5.71mi

These stats surprised me. I seem to run uphill a lot. I had no idea I climbed nearly 18,000 feet in a month. My calorie burn rate is 189 calories/mile compared to a low-elevation calorie burn rate of 139 calories/mile. That means I can drink a Big Sky Moose Drool Brown Ale (177 calories) instead of a Bud Light (110 calories) as my medicinal post run beer. Running hills in thin air has its perks!

I read that the low heart rate is a high-altitude phenomenon, I haven't figure that one out yet. If my heart rate gets any lower I will probably be declared legally dead.

I am off to a slow start in August. So far I have zero miles. I sometimes take a long time between runs because my body is too battered. I ride my bike. Or do cardio on my elliptical. I have started lifting weights again.

Yum, what great beer!

No comment!

I was really trying to be serious and report my July running faux pases, er, I mean accomplishments. My legs are getting vascular. I think it looks cool. My wife tells me it looks gross - like there is something I can do about it!

Moose Drool time. I am still coherent, for now! Tah - Tah.

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SARAHMAC1978 8/8/2011 10:29AM

    Yay, I am glad to have a Sparkfriend who likes his booze as much as me :D

The elevation gain is impressive. I calculated the climb on my eight runs in July and mine was only 1,002 ft. So congrats!!

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TRILLIUM22 8/7/2011 8:45AM

    I don't trust my Garmin for elevation. The reading have some noise in them and the Garmin uses some smoothing algorithm. I think it works fairly well for distance, but they have not figured out how to separate true elevation differences from the noise.

I did an around the lake run yesterday. There are no hills on the whole run. The Garmin claims I ascended 1067 feet and descended 1048 feet in 5.5 miles. No way at all. In my case it is counting noise for going up and down.

Not really sure how to get a good total elevation gain during a run.

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SCOUT1222 8/7/2011 8:34AM

    As someone from sea level, those elevation stats are impressive!

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CHANGE_4_ME 8/6/2011 10:42PM

    I'm impressed! You deserve that Moose Ale. Have a great but safe night!

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TEDDYBABE 8/6/2011 10:23PM

    Most definitely TWO Moose Drools is probably appropriate. Love the Greyhounds in the background! Great stats. Something to be very proud of... !! Soon to be Speedybabe again! haha

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LKEITHO 8/6/2011 10:15PM

    That's quite a month! I've never tracked my elevation gain, but I'm sure it is nowhere in the same realm as yours. I'll have to pass on the Moose Drool!

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MAGGIE805 8/6/2011 10:12PM

    I need to put my Garmin to work and start tracking. Very impressive. You've earned that beer, Bruce. emoticon

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ELYMWX 8/6/2011 8:01PM

    Oh, man, Bruce, you made me go look. I don't track my elevation gain in my spreadsheet, so I had to go check out Garmin Connect for July 2011, and found it was 4,290m, or about 14,000 feet. I was a bit surprised, but after a bit of thinking (I'm a bit thinking impaired relaxing here on the beach) it makes sense. My climb/distance works out to be a 1.1% grade over the month, and your grade works out to be more like 3.6%, so my hat is off to you.

And for completeness, Jerome's grade works out to be 0.3% emoticon

Kick back and enjoy your Moose Drool. emoticon

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NATPLUMMER 8/6/2011 7:31PM

    Biking, elliptical and weights are great exercise, too!

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TWEETYKC00 8/6/2011 7:23PM

    wow, your stats are something else! ok, Moose Drool Ale, really? love the otter with the Bud.

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Cool Running - Shawnee Mule Trail

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

On Saturday, July 30th, I really wanted a nice easy run. I wanted to run while it was warm. I wanted to run at a "low" elevation of 6,000 to 7,000 feet. What I found was a difficult and dangerous trail along Dinosaur Ridge called Zorro. Zorro started off easy and became a rocky nightmare. I was too stubborn to turn around. See my previous blog "Clumsy and Fearless - First Aid Kit Required" for a description of the "nice easy trail" called Zorro.

Why was I looking for an easy run?

Because on Wednesday, July 27th, I ran 10k on a very steep trail; in the cold; in the dark; while it was raining; at nearly 10,000 feet of elevation. I ran the the Mule Trail near Shawnee, Colorado. Here is the story.

This is not really a trail sign but a warning to watch out for road apples.

At least the sign says "welcome" while advising that you could run into large foul-tempered beasts. There were no warnings about snakes or unexploded artillery shells, which is a plus.

I started up the trail at 8:00 PM. I took a photo of my car before I started up the hill since I knew it was going to be dark before I got back.

Hopefully, if my wife reports me missing, they would find my Corolla and send a mule after me. She only reported me missing once, but that is a different story.

The trail starts at 8,650 feet of elevation and climbs 1,155 feet in 1.1 miles! FYI - that is steep. The average grade was 20% to 40%.

This steeper than it looks in the photo. The trail starts off in a gentle climb and gets really steep.

The temperature was 52 degrees F. You can see the mule prints on the trail.

The trail is getting steep. Again, the trail is steeper than it looks in the photo. The trail tops-out at 9,805 feet. I still have a 1/2 mile to go to the top.

There are some mule signs on trail. This hill is not easy. I have a technique where I fall forward going up a steep hill. As I am falling forward I catch myself with my next step. This technique is called "falling uphill". This technique allows for a fast ascent but requires extreme coordination and lightning fast reflexes. There is evidence that I am deficient in both these characteristics, so "falling uphill" could easily become "rolling downhill". No guts - No glory. I am getting good at running up hills. I am also passable at applying bandages.

The hill is relentless. My mantra is simple, "step, step, step..."

I took a photo from the trail looking down at Highway 285 where my car is parked. This is shows what an 1,150' climb looks like.

I am on top of a mountain and it is getting dark. I need to run 2 more miles before I can start down.

I hopped this gate and kept running. The little spots on the photo are rain drops. I am wearing shorts, shirt and a waterproof shell. Stream is coming off of me!

I get to the end of the trail and turn around.

This is what it looked like as I started back. The trail is about to pitch down. The trail is muddy and rocky. It is also getting dark.

I took a detour down another trail so I could make sure I ran 10K. What the heck - in the middle of the wilderness was a porta-potty! I have about 2 miles to go and it is dark.

How did I do?

I did great! I covered 10K over bad terrain and steep hills in 1 hour, 6 minutes and 51 seconds! My pace was 10:44 min/mile at an average elevation of 9,558 feet. This was everything I had and then some. This exhausting run is why I was looking for a nice easy run the following Saturday. That is when I found the Zorro trail that ate my lunch!

I think I will be ready for another run tomorrow. Yesterday I lifted weights and did cardio on my elliptical. I am feeling better but the Shawnee Mule Trail and the Zorro Trail beat me up pretty badly.

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LMB-ESQ 8/5/2011 7:53PM

    I am so jealous of your scenery! And at least this trail looks like a trail! I wish it was only 52 here, would sure make running (and everything else) easier!

Do you take your pics while you're running? Or do you stop? Or go back over afterwards?

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BARBIETEC 8/5/2011 5:02AM

    wow ! I think I burn calories when I read your blogs... All of those hills!!! :)

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TYKXBOY 8/4/2011 7:05PM

    That is some impressive hill training! And you finished in the dark! Glad you didn't need your first aid kit for this one.

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KKINNEA 8/4/2011 4:38PM

    I would have worried about animal leavings causing me to slip! Also, I can barely fall uphill on asphalt and you're doing it on a trail - amazing!

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CBAILEYC 8/4/2011 1:10PM

    I love your run reports! Here's to yet another great run tomorrow. Enjoy!

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LINDAKAY228 8/4/2011 1:04PM

    Very scenic. Glad you didn't run into any "foul tempered beasts" LOL! Awesome job on the run and not first aid kit required.

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GRATEFULBOB 8/4/2011 4:48AM

    emoticon you have some great scenic places to run emoticon

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MEGA_MILES 8/4/2011 4:33AM

    Impressive! emoticon

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ELYMWX 8/3/2011 11:39PM

    Good running tomorrow, Bruce...

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Clumsy and Fearless - First Aid Kit Required

Monday, August 01, 2011

When I was a kid my mother would not allow me to go near glass displays in a department store. For some reason she thought my close proximity to breakable objects might result in serious injury or at least major expense in terms of broken glass.

She may have had something there.

I lost count of the number of stitches I have had at 172. I cannot really estimate how many times I have visited emergency rooms. However, I have only been hospitalized twice due to injuries. When we were first married, my wife was puzzled why I regularly bought first aid kits. She know accepts these purchases as a necessary expense.

On Saturday, July 30th, I was in Denver for a meeting. I had my running stuff with me. I decided to do some "low" elevation running at 6,000 feet. I live at 8,500 feet in the Rocky mountains. The problem with running at high elevation is that your lungs give out before your legs. Without going into details, there are some compelling physiological reasons to train at a variety of altitudes.

I knew about a series of trails on Green Mountain near Denver.

Hayden Park has been around for a while and ranges in elevation from 6,100' to 6,900'. This park is near some pretty busy roads including Colorado 470 and Interstate 70.

Hayden Park gets funding from Jefferson County. The Park is actually operated by the City of Lakewood. Hence, the porta-potty!

This is a deluxe porta-potty with a barrier fence to keep the porta-potty from being blown away. Winds along the front range can be pretty intense.

The warning signs at parks always tickle me.

This sign notifies visitors that Prairie Rattlesnakes live here. The sign goes into great detail to explain that the harmless Bull snake also lives here and resembles the Rattlesnake. I wonder who is going to try to determine what type a snake is about to bite them. "Oh gee, I don't need to run away, that is just a harmless Bull snake."

A big Prairie Rattler is 4' long and has a really bad attitude. No wait - I think that is a harmless Bull snake.

Here is another sign that I though was unique. Evidently this area was used as an artillery range in WW II.

Just FYI, I did not step on an ancient artillery shell or get bitten by a snake, harmless or otherwise. I am not that lucky.

I decide to cross the street and run Zorro trail.

This sign is to enlighten speeding motorists that the people they just clobbered were hikers.

The Zorro trail looked inviting. Zorro was not shown on the Hayden trail map. In retrospect, I think there may have been a good reason Zorro was not on the Hayden trail map. The trail sign is cracked - first clue.

Start of the trail is smooth. The trail grade was between 10% and 30%. I started up the trail at 5pm. The temperature was blazing hot at 97 degrees F. The sun was beating down. The temperature was one degree cooler than than the ambient air temperature of hell.

I am running along pretty well at this point. I am dripping sweat but I am not even breathing hard. The trail climbs up the Dakota Hogback and rises 700 feet in about a mile. The Dakota Hogback is also called Dinosaur Ridge.

The trail started to get a bit rocky about 1/2 way up. Rough hewn stars on a trail are seldom a good sign - second clue.

The trail had some steep parts that required erosion control barriers. By now all the sun block I had put on had been sweated off. The sun is beating down on my neck right here.

This is s steep stretch over some difficult terrain. So far so good.

When I got to the summit, I found the trail was extremely "technical" and ran along the edge of a cliff! I put little dashes on the photo to show you the trail.

Here is what the Dakota hogback looks like. The trail is on the very top of the ridge. The views are pretty spectacular.

This is a view looking west toward I-70.

Looking east you can see Denver. See the bridge over the highway? Hayden Park is not far from that bridge. Eventually, I am going to have to run to that bridge.

Running on the edge of an abyss is actually draining. Particularly if you happen to be a world-class klutz! Here is were I fell. I tried to mark the photo where my foot landed and were my hand landed. I was about two miles into my run and still trying to keep up a decent pace. I caught myself with my right hand. I smacked my hand on a sharp piece of limestone. The good news is that I did not go over the edge.

The bad news is that I hurt my right hand. This hurt really badly. It felt like I slapped my hand down on a red hot straight razor. I still had a long way to go and my hand just wouldn't quit bleeding. I was happy that the blood was bright red, which means it is heavily oxygenated. My lungs and heart are working great. Balance and judgement are suspect, however!

On the way down, the trail surface got a little better. Note the position of the bridge - I have dropped quite a ways.

The downhill path is still challenging. There was some bad real estate on the way down. It is really hard to run on this stuff. I am still dribbling blood leaving a trail that Rattlesnakes, or harmless Bull snakes, can follow.

Zorro trail dumps out on a paved road that is marked for bicycles and pedestrians. Everybody assumes this little figure marks the pedestrian part of the road. I think it marks the spot where somebody fell off Zorro trail!

I had to run about 1/2 mile back to the car on pavement. Ordinarily, I hate pavement. After running Zorro trail, the pavement looked good to me.

I made a clumsy attempt to bandage my hand. The first aid kit in the car was badly depleted. I cleaned the wound with water and Windex wipes. I slathered on anti-biotic cream. I covered the gash with band-aides and gauze; and wrapped this make-shift dressing with white tape. I did this mostly so I would not get blood on my wife's car.

On Sunday I went to REI and got a small, but well equiped, first aid kit. I can actually carry this with me.

I bought the REI Hiker kit that is rated for 2 people for 3 days; or one very clumsy runner for one run. The REI Hiker kit cost $22.50 but includes almost everything I need to patch minor wounds.

So how did I do?

Not all that great. I ran 5K (3.11 miles) in 39 minutes at an average pace of 12:30 min/mile. I know this is horrible. But I really didn't want to take a nose dive over the cliff and become one of those little white figures on the road!

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WALKOFFWIN 8/11/2011 9:59PM

    I really gotta make it a habit to get my A double S over here and read your blogs regularly! Because once again, just like the last time I was here, this was great entertainment!

A first: While I am deeply committed to (or ought to be committed for) the content of my own blogs, I've never shed blood for one of mine. You not only have bled bright red for yours here, but you also have photographic evidence to prove it! I gotta "hand" it to ya Bruce; that really IS commitment!

The "is it a dangerous Rattlesnake or a harmless Bull snake that is about to bite me?" thing had me literally laughing out loud! :-)

But in the "I'm as crazy or maybe even crazier than you" dept, the last time I saw a Rattler out in the wild, I was so charmed by the snake (yes - I know it's supposed to be the other way around) that I had to get close enough to take a close up photo of the "no doubt about it" dangerous snake, without the benefit of a zoom lens.

Lucky for me, my shutter speed was an instant faster than the Rattler's strike, or I wouldn't have got such a nice shot of him all nicely coiled up in the classic Rattlesnake pose. Also lucky for me, was that the snake, who clearly didn't like being photographed, bit my camera instead of my face, which was directly behind my camera.

But not so lucky for me, was that my wife punched me in the face, for doing yet one more thing on a long list of so many through the years, to scare the living sh*t outta her again! (she lives for the adventure - she's just too proud to admit it)

But this is your blog Bruce, so I'll stop my rambling now, except to say keep up the great work, and please don't fall off any cliffs - because you are just too amusing to not have around!


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MARYANNGI 8/4/2011 1:13PM

    Since clumsy is part of my vocabulary (several scars from knives & sprained ankles), I think the first aid kit is a must. Love the pics and your great sense of humor.

And your time sounds great to me since I don't run - yet.

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ELYMWX 8/3/2011 11:11PM

    Bruce, great pix, but that pedestrian looks kinda like a chalk outline to me... Also, I don't think that Windex wipes are OSHA approved for that use, but I guess any port in a storm...

Now the question is this: would your mother recommend that you clip the kit onto your running belt?

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STRIVER57 8/3/2011 3:19AM

    as a clumsy (runs in my family) and not fearless runner, i'd consider hiking that trail (though i too had trouble finding it on the pix). i have enough problems worrying about the cobblestones along the Seine and the Canal St Martin where I run. and if i ever get up to that pace on plain ordinary roads, i'll probably jump up and down and then come to spark to send out a zillion woohoos. so obviously i think you did great.

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SUZWARNR 8/2/2011 5:59PM

    That was quite the trail run you shared with us. Sorry you hurt your hand. Hope it's feeling a bit better now. I wonder if some people are more prone to aches and pains than others. I'm tired of getting them myself!

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CHANGE_4_ME 8/2/2011 11:15AM

    Great blog! Spectacular views! I would not consider this a running trail. Glad you did not take a nose dive off the cliff. Your comment about your mom made me smile and think of my own son. When I remarried (2009) my son was 18, we decided not to have a unity candle or any candles in the wedding, due to the simple fact we were afraid he'd accidentally burn down the church or set one of US on fire. LOL Gotta love him though! Have a great day!

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LINDAKAY228 8/2/2011 8:59AM

    In the heat and the elevation and the type of trail I think the pace is pretty good! Not something I would be able to accomplish. I would hike that trail but couldn't run it LOL! But hopefully one day I will be able to run those kind of trails. You're amazing.

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TREEBW 8/1/2011 11:28PM

    I think most of us would consider that a scary hike! Not a running trail!!! Though- I am afraid of heights, and would have stopped at the snake sign to turn around:-)
Glad you are ok!

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LKEITHO 8/1/2011 10:52PM

    Glad you came thru without going over the edge! I hope the hand is feeling better. Looks like a nice little first aide kit - I hope you don't have to use it any time soon!

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GSCOTTC 8/1/2011 8:50PM

    I love reading your blogs to see if you return from your runs alive! Another great read.


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LMB-ESQ 8/1/2011 6:23PM

    Ummm... Bruce? Half of your pictures where you say there's a trail, I don't see a trail. Even where you put the little dashes. The views are spectacular, I agree! But I still don't see a trail. I do like your first aid kit though... and your sheer guts and determination!

And I'm glad you didn't fall off the cliff or slice your hand right off.

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DLEDBETTER11 8/1/2011 4:11PM

    Considering the grade - I think that time is admirable! No brownie points for the trip fall crash though (I had to hobble 4 miles back to the car on a broken foot/ankle once after a trail run).


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KKINNEA 8/1/2011 2:52PM

    Hilarious as usual! Hope your hand is healing up. The views are terrific - I would trade a bad gash for falling over a cliff any day! I like TRILLIUM22's equation - you may need to buy stock in a first aid kit company!

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CBAILEYC 8/1/2011 2:22PM

    Cliff falling would have been very very bad. So would getting blood in your wife's car! Congrats on avoiding both!

I'm glad you're relatively alright.

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IFDEEVARUNS2 8/1/2011 2:05PM

    What a run! No stitches?

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TRILLIUM22 8/1/2011 2:05PM

    Sounds like quite a run. So you think 2 hikers for 3 days = 1 speedy dog, when it comes to first aid kits. Good luck on your runs and I think that moderating you speed to stay safe is a good idea. emoticon

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    Wow, so glad you didn't fall off the cliff. I guess that's the bright side plus you got to experience some beautiful scenary. Hope the hand heals quickly!

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