Monday, June 21, 2010
Conversations with my body:
Body: Argh!!! What were you thinking when you ate that buttered popcorn?
Me: Well, it was good at the time. What's Toy Story3 without popcorn?
Body: Ha! Now you are paying for it. Here, let me add stomach cramps with a side of loose bowels. There! Is that working for you now, Ms. Thang?
Me: Gee, thanks! I learned my lesson. Maalox...HOW YOU DOIN? (in a sultry, Wendy Williams voice)
Yes, Sparkreaders! I am recuperating slowly and will get back on the saddle to exercise in 3 hours from now...