Monday, August 23, 2010
WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE THE ALPHA MALE:
HE’S THE BOSS (at least he thinks he is).
HE’LL NEVER ADMIT IT WHEN HE’S WRONG ("Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.").
HE’S GOT TO HAVE THE LAST WORD (let him…it ends the confrontation).
HE’S STUBBORN AND SET IN HIS WAYS (he’s afraid of change).
IT’S HIS CASTLE (he owns the remote).
HE’S NOT FAT, HE’S DISTINGUISHED (he needs a training bra).
REAL MEN DON’T EAT VEGGIES (you hide them in the meatloaf).
REAL MEN DON’T TAKE SENSITIVITY TRAINING (he’s beside himself when his team loses the game).
HE’S CRITICIZES YOUR COOKING (but he spends a fortune on junk food).
REAL MEN DON’T SEE GIRL FLICKS ( he cried at the ending of Terminator 2).
HE LIVES FOR FOOTBALL NOT FUTBOL (he doesn’t understand the rules of soccer yet)
HE HATES OPRAH (what can I say ….men hate Oprah).
HE HATES ANYTHING WITH THE WORDS HEALTHY, LOWFAT, LOW SODIUM, WHOLE WHEAT, OR ORGANIC ON THE LABEL. (don't show him the box or the can, or he won't taste it).
AND HE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
BECAUSE REAL MEN HAVE A NATURAL SENSE OF WHERE THEY ARE GOING (and you both know he’s going the wrong way)