Saturday, August 04, 2012
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then
you won't have a leg to stand on.
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.