Tuesday, February 22, 2011
I saw this, stole it, and am now immediately sharing it with you all.
"only one pound", author unknown
hello! do you know me?
if you don't, you should.
i'm ONE POUND of fat!
and i am the happiest pound of fat,
that you would ever want to meet!
do you want to know why?
it's because no one ever wants to lose me!
i'm ONLY one pound, just a pound!
everyone wants to lose five, ten, fifteen pounds...
never ONLY one!
so i just stick around and happily, keep you fat!
then i add to myself, ever so slyly,
so that you never seem to notice it.
that is, until i've grown to ten, twenty,
or even fifty pounds in weight...
yes, it's fun being ONLY ONE POUND of fat,
left to do as i please.
so when you weigh in, keep right on saying...
"oh, i only lost ONE pound..."
for you see, if you do this,
you'll encourage others to keep me around
because they'll think i'm not worth losing.
and i LOVE being around you...your arms, your legs,
your chin, your stomach, your lovehandles, your back...
EVERY part of you!
happy days... i am ONLY ONE POUND of fat!