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Dirty Old Men update and other thoughts

Friday, October 14, 2011

Yes, dear friends, I went swimming last night. And, yes, the Dirty Old Men were there. But if they had anything to say about the girls that were around...they didn't say a word around me.

I did have one shift over in the sauna to give me *plenty* of room.

Yep. I'm still okay with what I did (see yesterday's post)

So a very dear friend is having a birthday party tonight, that is guaranteed to have the very, very best...but not best for you food. I have been careful not to starve myself today.

But the question is, do I go swimming after work like I normally do? Something about swimming makes me super hungry. When I get home it is something hot and good for me....but haven't tried it before a party.

Thoughts??

  
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GRACEISENUF 10/19/2011 2:55PM

    I am also starving after a swim workout. My DD used to be on the high school swim team and she would be ravenous too.

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WILLOWCAT1 10/14/2011 6:32PM

    The workout does more good for you than a little over-eating does bad.

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Just my humble opinion. Have a GREAT time, whatever you do! emoticon

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Sometimes I think it is better to be feared...

Thursday, October 13, 2011

I do love my gym. It is only a few years old and has excellent equipment. Most importantly, it has a pool.
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I have started going to swim after work rather than before. Those 3:30am alarms were getting annoying.
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I have also found that there is a group of older guys that hang out in the pool/hot tub/ sauna area. Never seen them work out. Only hang around and talk to each other...oh...and any cute young thing that happens around.

Sometimes the girls (and I use that term literally) have no idea. I let it be and chalk it up to the stereotypical dirty old men.

And, no, they have never talked to me. (insert shocked look here)

So, last night I was sitting in the sauna with a lovely young woman when they came in. After she left they ignored the fact that there was a woman in the room and started talking about how hot she was...and what they would like to do to her.
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I had about enough. I just looked at them and said, "Wow. You guys are pretty tame. If I had my chance I would so do the Amazonian Turn Pike to her." (just made that up. If it is really a sex act I hope someone will explain it to me)

I got startled and confused looks all around. One guy started to ask me what that was. I just them the up and down, shrugged and said, "Oh, I guess they only really do that in the women's prison." (while I *have* been to a woman's prison...it was to visit someone)
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That shut them completely up. I saw them eyeing my tattoo and they were probably wondering if I was on a boxing circuit. And then they left.
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I am sure there is a special place in hell for me for freaking them out like that. But my friends, it was totally worth it.
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Wonder if they are going to be there tonight....
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MISTY_MOUNTAINS 10/15/2011 11:47AM

    I love that you did that!! Filthy preverts!!

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UNLIKELY 10/14/2011 3:46PM

  That is really great!

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MARLARELLA 10/14/2011 9:56AM

    LOVE it!!! What a bunch of a$$holes!

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WILLOWCAT1 10/13/2011 7:07PM

    HAH!!!!! I LOVE that!!!!! emoticon

LOL to Swazy! They probably did!

So let me explain the amazonian turnpike move... Step 1: go to the Amazon and rent a car. Step 2: turn on the right turn signal. Step 3: to complete the maneuver, you exit to somewhere that the jerks AREN'T emoticon Works every time! (and chicks LOVE it!) LOL!




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SWAZY33 10/13/2011 4:20PM

    emoticonLOVE*love*LOVE that!
and you KNOW they all went home and googles that "turnpike" move! lol!
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Keep up that swimming! emoticon
You are awesome!

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HYDROQUEEN 10/13/2011 3:24PM

    LMAO!!!!! emoticon

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Engineers Guide to Cats

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Some of you may have seen this the Engineers Guide to Cats. If you haven't, you must! Check out some of their other videos as well!

youtu.be/mHXBL6bzAR4

All good stuff to keep you entertained and out of prison!

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WILLOWCAT1 10/12/2011 6:49PM

    Funny!! campy, and Funny!!! :)

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Look out London!!

Friday, October 07, 2011

Once again my cousin is going to London for the Olympics.
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And for those of you who might be interested, we got video of her throwing (the shot), the realization of just how well she did and the medal ceremony afterwards.
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Yeah, it might be a bit long, but I'm so proud of her that you all are just going to have to deal with it!

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW4ewOYYZ90

  
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MARLARELLA 10/10/2011 12:48PM

    That is SOOO cool!

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WILLOWCAT1 10/7/2011 6:29PM

    WOW!!! Look at her go!!!!! Gives us all a little extra inspiration! Thanks for sharing and BEST of luck to her!!

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GRACEISENUF 10/7/2011 4:40PM

    Damn straight...YOU should be proud.

GO JILL!

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Hope she gets some more bling in London!

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GRACEISENUF 10/7/2011 4:34PM

    off to watch it!



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An Apple a day

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Found this quote on Twitter. Not sure who first sent it.

"3 Apples changed the world: the one that Eve ate, the one that fell on Newton's head & the one that Steve built."

RIP to a true visionary that one way or another touched all of our lives.

  
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WILLOWCAT1 10/6/2011 6:15PM

    Good point

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LIBBYFITZ 10/6/2011 11:23AM

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