Thursday, October 13, 2011
I do love my gym. It is only a few years old and has excellent equipment. Most importantly, it has a pool.
I have started going to swim after work rather than before. Those 3:30am alarms were getting annoying.
I have also found that there is a group of older guys that hang out in the pool/hot tub/ sauna area. Never seen them work out. Only hang around and talk to each other...oh...and any cute young thing that happens around.
Sometimes the girls (and I use that term literally) have no idea. I let it be and chalk it up to the stereotypical dirty old men.
And, no, they have never talked to me. (insert shocked look here)
So, last night I was sitting in the sauna with a lovely young woman when they came in. After she left they ignored the fact that there was a woman in the room and started talking about how hot she was...and what they would like to do to her.
I had about enough. I just looked at them and said, "Wow. You guys are pretty tame. If I had my chance I would so do the Amazonian Turn Pike to her." (just made that up. If it is really a sex act I hope someone will explain it to me)
I got startled and confused looks all around. One guy started to ask me what that was. I just them the up and down, shrugged and said, "Oh, I guess they only really do that in the women's prison." (while I *have* been to a woman's prison...it was to visit someone)
That shut them completely up. I saw them eyeing my tattoo and they were probably wondering if I was on a boxing circuit. And then they left.
I am sure there is a special place in hell for me for freaking them out like that. But my friends, it was totally worth it.
Wonder if they are going to be there tonight....