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Sudden Turnaround

Thursday, December 06, 2012

  
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LITTLEWIND53 12/7/2012 9:16AM

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ALICERIEGER 12/7/2012 8:46AM

    Good one

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Pregnant Wife

Wednesday, December 05, 2012

A nimtim shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the doctor.
"No", he shouts, "this is her husband!"

  
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LITTLEWIND53 12/7/2012 9:15AM

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GRAMMAJUDY1 12/6/2012 12:53PM

    What a tickle! emoticon

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FLEURGARDEN 12/6/2012 7:45AM

    LOL!

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THINRONNA 12/6/2012 12:58AM

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MS.ELENI 12/5/2012 6:17PM

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The Fragile Letter

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

A Nimtim spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

  
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LITTLEWIND53 12/7/2012 9:14AM

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    Love it

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THINRONNA 12/5/2012 2:16PM

    Funny!!!!!

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0309COOKIE 12/4/2012 5:43PM

    Lol.

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MS.ELENI 12/4/2012 12:40PM

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3016DEBRA 12/4/2012 11:28AM

  That one made me laugh out LOUD! (glad my co-worker was busy,lol) Thanks a bunch! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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Epileptic Goldfish

Monday, December 03, 2012

Note to the people who don't know what a Nimtim is - it is the name of the residents of an imaginary country - Nimtim. It takes the place of "Polish" or any other person who is the butt of derogatory jokes. Since "Little Idiot" is no longer politically correct, the jokes were sent to me as "Blond Men" jokes. Since there are no actual Nimtims, they can't get mad at me.

A Nimtim goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The Nimtim says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

  
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IDLETYME 12/4/2012 7:27AM

    Cute - emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 12/4/2012 1:54AM

    Thanks for the explanation, and the joke is funny too....

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THINRONNA 12/4/2012 1:09AM

    emoticon Thanks for the explanation...I like it...you don't have to worry about the Society for Nimtim Rights in your back...or the Society for Nimtim Lefts for that matter.

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EATVEGAN 12/3/2012 9:37PM

    Good idea to avoid offending. Like "How many Nimtims does it take to change a lightbulb?" Three. one to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.

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3016DEBRA 12/3/2012 1:14PM

  OHHHHH....Ok. thanks for the explanation & I LOVE your jokes! emoticon Keep them coming & have yourself a good one!

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0309COOKIE 12/3/2012 12:23PM

    Lol.

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Dry Hair

Sunday, December 02, 2012

A Nimtim is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Dod you find the Shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

  
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THINRONNA 12/4/2012 1:25AM

    LOL!!!!

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FLEURGARDEN 12/3/2012 7:48AM

    LOL

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3016DEBRA 12/2/2012 10:28PM

  emoticon Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!(What is a Nimtim?)

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LITTLEWIND53 12/2/2012 7:00PM

    Not sure what a "Nimtim" is, but I liked the joke. Thanks.

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