A Nimtim is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Dod you find the Shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
A woman phoned her Nimtim neighbor and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whold street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the Nimtim replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
Two Nimtims find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a Police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "we'll lie and say we only found two."