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Epileptic Goldfish

Monday, December 03, 2012

Note to the people who don't know what a Nimtim is - it is the name of the residents of an imaginary country - Nimtim. It takes the place of "Polish" or any other person who is the butt of derogatory jokes. Since "Little Idiot" is no longer politically correct, the jokes were sent to me as "Blond Men" jokes. Since there are no actual Nimtims, they can't get mad at me.

A Nimtim goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The Nimtim says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

  
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IDLETYME 12/4/2012 7:27AM

    Cute - emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 12/4/2012 1:54AM

    Thanks for the explanation, and the joke is funny too....

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THINRONNA 12/4/2012 1:09AM

    emoticon Thanks for the explanation...I like it...you don't have to worry about the Society for Nimtim Rights in your back...or the Society for Nimtim Lefts for that matter.

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EATVEGAN 12/3/2012 9:37PM

    Good idea to avoid offending. Like "How many Nimtims does it take to change a lightbulb?" Three. one to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.

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SUNSHINEGB 12/3/2012 3:03PM

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MS.ELENI 12/3/2012 1:38PM

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3016DEBRA 12/3/2012 1:14PM

  OHHHHH....Ok. thanks for the explanation & I LOVE your jokes! emoticon Keep them coming & have yourself a good one!

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0309COOKIE 12/3/2012 12:23PM

    Lol.

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Dry Hair

Sunday, December 02, 2012

A Nimtim is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Dod you find the Shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

  
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THINRONNA 12/4/2012 1:25AM

    LOL!!!!

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FLEURGARDEN 12/3/2012 7:48AM

    LOL

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3016DEBRA 12/2/2012 10:28PM

  emoticon Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!(What is a Nimtim?)

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MS.ELENI 12/2/2012 7:59PM

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LITTLEWIND53 12/2/2012 7:00PM

    Not sure what a "Nimtim" is, but I liked the joke. Thanks.

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Nimtim Neighbor

Saturday, December 01, 2012

A woman phoned her Nimtim neighbor and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whold street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

To which the Nimtim replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

  
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3016DEBRA 12/5/2012 11:34AM

  Whoa! Somebody's got some "splaining" to do, LOL!!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 12/2/2012 1:29PM

    Ooops!

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LITTLEWIND53 12/2/2012 2:43AM

    EEEEWWWWW

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THINRONNA 12/2/2012 2:37AM

    Lol!!!!

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MS.ELENI 12/1/2012 8:30PM

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TUDI4480 12/1/2012 7:29PM

    Perspective IS everything! What a Hoot.

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PARKERB2 12/1/2012 5:56PM

    Good one. Thanks for sharing.

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Two Nimtims

Friday, November 30, 2012

Two Nimtims find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a Police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "we'll lie and say we only found two."

  
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THINRONNA 12/2/2012 2:37AM

    Sooo funny!

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MS.ELENI 11/30/2012 9:44PM

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0309COOKIE 11/30/2012 6:02PM

    Lol.

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ALICERIEGER 11/30/2012 3:13PM

    Smart

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LITTLEWIND53 11/30/2012 12:46PM

    sure they will....... emoticon

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3016DEBRA 11/30/2012 11:42AM

  That's a cute one!

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IDLETYME 11/30/2012 11:16AM

    Wow - he's really smart - right??? emoticon

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Bad Advice

Thursday, November 29, 2012

  
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S3XYDIVASMOM 11/29/2012 7:51PM

    Do you have to eat the crouton to make this work?

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ALICERIEGER 11/29/2012 4:05PM

    I wish!

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LITTLEWIND53 11/29/2012 3:14PM

    I need those kinds of salads...... lol

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BARBANNA 11/29/2012 1:15PM

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3016DEBRA 11/29/2012 12:24PM

  YUK!!! Although there's probably somebody who believes that, LOL! emoticon

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GINNABOOTS 11/29/2012 11:38AM

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JUNA89 11/29/2012 10:41AM

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KJSIZZLE1 11/29/2012 10:39AM

    That is hysterical! If only it worked that way! LOL!

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ALICIA214 11/29/2012 10:38AM

 


Oh if that were only true!!

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