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Early Inventor

Thursday, July 05, 2012

  
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    Don't you just love the clothes also?

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S3XYDIVASMOM 7/5/2012 10:27PM

    What a great idea. I'm g;ad someone thought of it.

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The Eight Ages of Men

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

A group of 18-year-old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them, they could walk there and Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on the same street and they might see her.

Ten years later, the group of now 28-year-old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were a lot of cute girls.

Ten years later, at 38 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the booze was good, it was near their gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 48, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.

Ten years later, now 58, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 68 years of age, the once again group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later, at 78 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 88 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they had never been there before.



PS - my group still knows where we have been.

  
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    hilarious.

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Confession

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

  
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S3XYDIVASMOM 7/3/2012 11:33AM

    I commented recently that one of the reasons I hate looking for a job is that it seems to require you to lie. One of my non-cynical friends retorted, "Oh, no. It's just putting your best foot forward." Sounds to me like that could easily turn into a lie.

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IDLETYME 7/3/2012 11:33AM

    At least THAT was the truth!!
Thank you for stopping by my "snowball" blog.
I hope your family has a fun and safe 4th holiday!!!
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Car Noise

Monday, July 02, 2012

  
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    Cute!

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  too funny

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Deficiency Disease

Sunday, July 01, 2012

  
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  Thanks for the chuckle!

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