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Life in the fast lane...

Saturday, September 25, 2010

It just sounded like a neat title for someone sitting here on my butt and sitting on my balance ball to boot!

I blog for my points - I am just so easy, lol.

I had an interesting week and yes - I climbed back up to 117.2 - OMG!!

Guess what? The world didn't end and today I am 116.7 and heading back to 115.

Life happens - I will get over it!

I binged 2 nights ago because I am human and I am crazy, lol.

If I can do this, you can do this.

Have a great night and thanks for reading!

**I was still acting crazy on Sunday! But it is still OK! Yesterday I no longer felt the hunger pangs and no more cravings. Could it be from the Full Moon??

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SIMPLELIFE4REAL 9/28/2010 2:09PM

    I'm learning a lot by reading your blogs. Thanks for sticking with it.

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ONEKIDSMOM 9/26/2010 7:39AM

    So simple, so true. Don't freak out. Don't give up. And you'll succeed, long-term.

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    Great blog. Thanks for sharing honestly. Love ya, Dawn emoticon

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WALKINGANNIE 9/26/2010 3:11AM

    You made several points Linda, as well as earning them!

Most people here will understand the binge problem. You have got yourself under control by compensating and getting back to where you want to be - and that is ....


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JHADZHIA 9/25/2010 10:51PM

    Good for you not worrying about the binge and getting right back at it!
Keep it going!
Enjoy your Sparking evening!

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SLENDERELLA61 9/25/2010 10:15PM

    I'm a binge eater, too, Linda. My binges have become smaller and less frequent and healthier food, but I still have a pattern of doing great for days or weeks and then just losing it and eating ridiculously. It is reassuring to see how well you are doing, even with being human and perhaps a little bit crazy, like me, at least when it comes to food. Keep up your good work. You'll be where you want to be in no time. I'm right behind you, working to get off 1.8 pounds.

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FORMYDARLINGS 9/25/2010 7:58PM

    I don't worry about you my dear. You have control even when it seems you haven't.


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MARTY19 9/25/2010 7:56PM

    Anything for points huh. You are awesome. Nothing gets you down. Just like the energizer bunny. LOL!

Love you,

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GOALIEGRANDMA3 9/25/2010 7:04PM

    You are always such a joy to read. emoticon

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MEADSBAY 9/25/2010 6:56PM

    OMG- you're a human BEAN!

Still my hero, though.

What size ball do you need to use for a seat?


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LOPEYP 9/25/2010 6:32PM

    Nice to hear that you are like me! emoticon

Have a great night!

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Paraprosdokian Sentences, LOL!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

From my BIL today, in an email:

A paraprosdokian (from Greek meaning "beyond" and "expectation") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax . For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a syllepsis.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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LIVNFITNHAPPY 9/28/2010 6:37PM

    Thanks! I learned a new word and got a lot of laughs!

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PENNYAN45 9/26/2010 5:53AM

    Very Entertaining! Thanks!

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MOODY9 9/24/2010 1:13AM

    I loved this!!

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FISHKNEES 9/23/2010 4:05PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon this was great! Thanks for the laugh

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LINDA! 9/23/2010 3:39PM


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LIBBYFITZ 9/23/2010 3:05PM

    Fantastico! That really had me laughing! emoticon

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TEENY_BIKINI 9/23/2010 2:58PM

    Wow. That was great.

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LINDABENEDICT 9/23/2010 1:22PM

    Love them !!!! Non stop chuckles !

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SOPHIADARE 9/23/2010 11:39AM

    Thanks for the laughs!


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MSLZZY 9/21/2010 11:03PM

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GRALLEN 9/21/2010 9:21PM

    These are great!

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    Loved it. I hurt from laughing I'll go to bed tonight thinking up more of them.
I needed some lightening up today. Thanks for the laughs. Bob emoticon

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SHERRY257 9/21/2010 5:33PM

    Thanks! Still laughing. I printed this to read when I need a chuckle.

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MARTY19 9/21/2010 5:29PM

    I am going to email this to all my friends. It is absolutely priceless. I just hope I can stop laughing by bedtime.

Love you,

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SLENDERELLA61 9/21/2010 5:27PM

    Thanks for the smiles! There's some gems of wisdom in there, too.

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JERSEYGIRL24 9/21/2010 4:05PM

    Thanks for a good laugh emoticon

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TIPPINGPOINT 9/21/2010 3:06PM

    I like it. emoticon
Can’t resist adding a funny from a British comedian named Les Dawson

Duck goes into the chemist's shop.
“A tube of lipsol please.”
“Certainly, that will be fifty pence.”
“Put it on my bill, please

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GOALIEGRANDMA3 9/21/2010 3:03PM

    These are treasures. emoticon

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    I got these from a friend - blogged about them, too. Missed the ones about asking forgiveness and grandpa. Thanks for sharing!

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Maintenance means weight fluctuations.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Just a little FYI.

Have a great day!

**edit: I didn't say I like it, lol, but it is going to happen. Strength Training will also affect the scales - more muscle means more weight.

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MRS.DOYLE 9/21/2010 4:19PM

    Totally agree. I fluctuated back up to the top of maintenance last winter and don't want the same thing to happen this year. Will have to be very careful.

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SOPHIADARE 9/21/2010 9:24AM

    So it does, but you're AT maintenance, and what a WONDERFUL acheivement to be there! I feel honored to know you well enough to tell you how much I admire that achievement. I've only been around for the last few pounds, but wow, Linda, what a journey! You're doing a great job taking care of yourself, your wonderful husband and your great dad! Thanks for setting an example that helps me see that I can't help others if I don't help myself!

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JLWOF1 9/21/2010 7:24AM

    Good news to know. Thanks.

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UNSTOPPABLE_ 9/21/2010 6:48AM

    Ain't that the truth!

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MARTY19 9/21/2010 6:46AM

    It isn't just maitainance. LOL!


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_VALEO_ 9/21/2010 1:13AM

    I am not even in maintenance and I fluctuate a lot!

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PO_PAZZA 9/20/2010 11:42PM

    Thanks, Raylin, I needed to read that. I am bouncing like a basketball back and forth. Fortunately, it's only a pound or two, but I was so used to losing steadily before, and this is disconcerting. Comforting to read I am not alone.


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MSLZZY 9/20/2010 10:23PM

    I know the feeling! Hope your day was pleasant, too! emoticon

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GONE2BEACH101 9/20/2010 9:48PM

    LOL yeah, I had peanut butter for lunch today...a rare treat for me...it always puts me over on fat grams...

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SLENDERELLA61 9/20/2010 8:06PM

    That is very reassuring. I know weight fluctuates, but it still ticks me off when the scale suddenly shows a bigger number than I anticipated.

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... today I learned why my feet don't reach my butt...

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Yup - tight Quads!

I have been advised to do 5 on each leg of this Standing Quad Stretch and hold for 10-30 seconds.

My left foot actually touched my butt again! Great reunion!!

**edit: by last night my right heel met my butt! WooHoo!
**edit: today I was able to sit cross-legged on the floor! my knees are too high, but I was sitting cross-legged!! emoticon woohoo!
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**it is Sunday and I have been doing this stretch for 6 days now and not only can I now touch my butt with either foot while wearing shoes, I discovered that my knees are also finding a lower position - more towards the floor - and my heels are closer to my body! A definite win-win situation!

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PLAINJANEDOE 7/5/2014 10:24PM

    I wonder if tight quads are to blame for my inability to touch my butt to my feet in Child's Pose...

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LIBBYFITZ 9/23/2010 3:07PM

    A great blog! emoticon

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TIPPINGPOINT 9/19/2010 6:04PM

    You are doing great.
Well Done On Reaching 151.1 emoticon

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    I wave at my heels when I try to touch them in the pool! I know that they are back there. One day I'll be able to blog like YOU! Love ya, Dawn emoticon

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SOPHIADARE 9/16/2010 1:44PM

    Quads are a very important stretch for me.

Thanks so much for the link to Coach Nicole's instructions. I always stretch my quads, but I don't always have a great method. Thank you for the wonderful tip and best wishes to you and your family as you continue your journey.

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GRALLEN 9/15/2010 7:07PM

    teehee I love that stretch.

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JLWOF1 9/15/2010 7:43AM

    Good stretch! Thanks for sharing!

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RISSASPIECES 9/15/2010 1:41AM

    I remember when my yoga teacher had to hand me my feet to do that stretch!

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MSLZZY 9/15/2010 12:22AM

    Cute blog! I'll have to try that.

Yep, it works! emoticon emoticon

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GONE2BEACH101 9/14/2010 8:47PM

    That made me GIGGLE HARD!! emoticon

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ASTORRES1 9/14/2010 8:20PM

    Linda...you are too funny!!!


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LOPEYP 9/14/2010 7:40PM

    Funny title. Always good to stretch! emoticon

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LIFES*2*SHORT 9/14/2010 7:18PM

  So... now when you need a good kick in the kiester... you can do it yourself. LOL

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SIMPLELIFE4REAL 9/14/2010 6:31PM

    Great! Running and walking a lot tighten up the quads. That's why it's such a common runner's stretch.

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MARTY19 9/14/2010 5:04PM

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This was priceless!


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URHERE 9/14/2010 4:20PM

    Well, now I know!

I can't sit on my heels, and now I know what to do about it.

Thanks for blogging!

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Squats Made Easier!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Squats Made Easier!

My 87 year old dad has been given squats to do daily and he was advised to hold onto the sink.

I promised Dad I would do every exercise he is required to do and my walking buddy decided that if an 87 year old on dialysis can do them, a 45 year old cancer survivor can too! Cathy is the one that came up with this neat trick for doing squats!

If you put your feet under the sink (most sinks have a "cutout" for your feet) and put your fingertips into the sink it is easier to do.

You can safely squat down without fear of falling and you no longer need to watch to make sure your knees don't go past your toes! If you do, your knees will hit the cabinet first!

We are doing our squats and keeping our backs straight now! And, Cathy and I are "squatting" lower than ever before since we know we cannot fall or fail!

Try doing 5-10 squats every time you take a potty break!

I realize that my fingers are doing a bit of the work - but I think keeping my back straight and being able to tuck my tummy in counteracts that.


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SUGARBABY60 9/15/2010 2:11AM

    Safety first and you have done it! great idea thanks for sharing. emoticon

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WALKINGANNIE 9/13/2010 12:53PM

    emoticon for the tip Linda. emoticon

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MSLZZY 9/13/2010 8:14AM

    emoticonGood information! I'll try that today! HUGS!

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BESTSUSIEYET 9/13/2010 3:32AM

    Hooray for Dad, if he's actually trying to do the exercises! My Dad wouldn't have anything to do with them when he was needing them so badly :-( And good for you, too! I'm finding there are 'many ways to skin a cat'-- and lots of variations on exercises to make them do-able for most folks! Enjoy these times with your precious Father -- May God bless you BOTH during each visit!!

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SLENDERELLA61 9/12/2010 9:11PM

    I'll do it! Thanks. It is so good of you to help to your dad with his exercise. It may even help you a bit, too. How cool!?!

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GRALLEN 9/12/2010 8:15PM

    THANK YOU for posting this. It's an excellent idea and I'm gonna do it. Gosh darn, lady, I luv you. teehee

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LINDABENEDICT 9/12/2010 8:05PM

    will have to try this ! Thanks !

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MARTY19 9/12/2010 7:56PM

    I had to so squats after my hip replacement. It wasn't easy at the beginning but I managed it. Good for you for making sure your Dad does it.

Love you,

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    Great idea! I'm going to give it a try. Thanks. Love, Dawn emoticon

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NANCYMT6151 9/12/2010 6:33PM

    emoticon This is a great idea! Keep on Sparkling!

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SIMPLELIFE4REAL 9/12/2010 6:17PM

    interesting! I just tried it!

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BARNABABY1 9/12/2010 6:08PM

    I'm going to try that!!! I have such a hard time with squats.... I can walk for hours but my legs appear to be my weakest body part?!? So I will definitely try this! Thanks Linda!
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LIVNFITNHAPPY 9/12/2010 5:45PM

    Great advice about Potty Break Squats! I am going to try that. With all the water I drink, I should be able to improve my squats in no time! emoticon

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