Monday, February 01, 2010
I've noticed this on some other pages and got mine from generalgcs, so thought I'd share in my own blog too. Enjoy and in come cases be amused!
A is for Age: 45
B is for Booze: I enjoy an occasional glass of wine or an ice cold beer on a HOT summer day.
C is for Career: stay at home mom
D is for Dad's name: Ron
E is for Essential items to bring to a party: Food of course! Lots and lots of snacky kinds of food.
F is for Favorite song or music: oldies, late 50's. My grandma always used to say I had an old soul because I have loved the oldies since I was a kid. And still do.
G is for Goof off thing to do: play on my nintendo dsi
H is for Hometown: Chicago, IL
I is for Instrument you play: none
J is for Jam or Jelly you like: homemade strawberry jam or store bought grape jelly
K is for Kids: 1 DD 1 DS and one teenage alien
L is for Living arrangement: single family home on 11 acres in the country
M is for Mom's name: Rita
N is for Name of best friend: Gorgeous Snowflake, Donna
O is for Overnight Stay in a Hospital: 7 days after emergency c section
P is for Phobias: LOL...a collapsing bridge while I'm driving over it and collapsing into water. We used to live in WI and had to cross a huge bridge all the time. My DH used to laugh because every time we went over it I would open the car windows. I was always afraid that if we fell in, the window wouldn't open because they were power windows.
Q is for Quote you like: The bible mentions that when 2 or more people are gathered to pray there I am in your midst. I love that one. I don't have it right word for word, but you get the idea.
R is for Relationship that lasted longest: Next year will be my 25th wedding anniversary.
S is for Siblings: 2 brothers and 1 sister
T is for Texas, ever been? No, but if it's anything like what you see when you watch Walker Texas Ranger...then I wanna go!
U is for Unique trait: my laugh, it sets me apart and everyone knows where I am because of it.
V is for vegetable you love: carrots, asparagus, beans, corn,tomatoes, zucchini
W is for Worst traits: too critical of myself.
X- is for X-rays you've had: back, leg, head, nose, stomach, mouth, hand, "dang" you'd think I was falling apart by this one.
Y is for Yummy food you make: I love baking and trying new recipes. I'm game to try making just about anything and love to experiment on my family. Some days they love it other days not so much.
Z is for Zodiac sign: Aries
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how
beautiful Brian's college
roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been
suspicious of the
platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this
had only made her
Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and
Jennifer than met the
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,
'I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,
'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy
ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send
her an e-mail just to
be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the
gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the
gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for
Several days later, Brian received an email back
from his mother
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with
Jennifer, I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact
remains that if Jennifer
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
gravy ladle by now.
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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