Sunday, November 21, 2010
Ok, so I'm trying to deal with life by using humor. It's a good way!
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants!
Grope discounts available.
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly!
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
We are now free to move about your pants.
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'.
You 'were' a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOOSE?
Without the picture, this would be hard to believe.
Pogo Moose Incident - Fairbanks , Alaska
'They were laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles. The moose are rutting right now and very agitated. He was thrashing around and got his antlers stuck in the cables. When the men (miles away) began pulling the lines up with their big equipment, the moose went up with them. They noticed excess tension in the lines and went searching for the problem. He was still alive when they lowered him to the ground. He was a huge 60-inch bull and slightly peeved!'
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