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You Know You're a Mom WhenMonday, September 27, 2010
1. You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal. ![]()
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GROOVYCHICK9
9/30/2010 6:56PM
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This is sooooo true!!!!! LOL. Report Inappropriate Comment |


BEAR_GURL
9/28/2010 9:22AM
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This is SO true! I have a poem on my Page that I love about the joys of motherhood--check it out= ) HUGS, Melissa Report Inappropriate Comment |


CHLOE453
9/28/2010 6:15AM
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Love it....those were really good. Thank you for sharing. Report Inappropriate Comment |


CHLOE453
9/28/2010 6:14AM
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Love it....those were really good. Thank you for sharing. Report Inappropriate Comment |


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KAKIPOPUP
9/27/2010 7:51PM
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Too true! Report Inappropriate Comment |


GOOZLEBEAR
9/27/2010 6:51PM
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Funny and so true!!!! My daughter is now sounding a lot like me when she talks to her boys!!!! Report Inappropriate Comment |


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LAURAWILLBEFIT
9/27/2010 5:57PM
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It's funny and some of it is sooo true! Report Inappropriate Comment |


QUIKSYLVER
9/27/2010 5:25PM
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Funny! DH and I always laugh at the things that come out of our mouths as parents that we would never have imagined we would say, such as "Don't paint your brother!" Report Inappropriate Comment |


John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother,
I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle from my house, but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
John."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie, but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love,
Mom."
http://www.teachingheart.net/funny.html#
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MOLGRA2
9/26/2010 11:47PM
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HA! Talk about thinking outside the box.
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SUNFLOWERGAL40
9/26/2010 8:23PM
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TRISHP1961
9/26/2010 7:10PM
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Sounds like something my mother would do..Thanks for the good laugh!
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SINCEKINDER
9/26/2010 6:23PM
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Oh...I laughed out loud with this one and my DH asked what, so I shared with him. He too had a good laugh. Thanks!
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GREEKGAL1
9/26/2010 6:11PM
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That made me laugh outloud. Thank you.
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OLDERDANDRT
9/26/2010 5:58PM
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Great story! That's a hoot!!! Hugs, Jayne Report Inappropriate Comment |


GOOZLEBEAR
9/26/2010 5:38PM
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That is so funny, thank you for the Sunday chuckle!!!!!! Report Inappropriate Comment |


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VICKI-N-FLA
9/26/2010 5:37PM
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So cute. Thanks for the laugh. Report Inappropriate Comment |


LEXIE63
9/26/2010 5:22PM
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I'll have to remember that trick. Hugs, Lex xxx Report Inappropriate Comment |


FATROCKSTAR
9/26/2010 3:43PM
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That is hysterical! Normandy
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RUFFIT
9/26/2010 3:22PM
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Pretty slick of that Mom!! Moni Report Inappropriate Comment |


ZANDASMOM1
9/26/2010 3:22PM
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That...is funny!!!!
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LAURAWILLBEFIT
9/26/2010 2:55PM
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