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Excuses, Excuses, ExcusesSaturday, September 04, 2010
New Excuses: These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch at Galveston. ![]()
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MOLS626
9/8/2010 12:47PM
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Oh my goodness! I can SO relate. I am newly in charge of attendance at our school so I get these all the time, too!
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GOOZLEBEAR
9/4/2010 9:55PM
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I've read these before, they are priceless!!! Thanks for sharing them with us!! Hugs Report Inappropriate Comment |


LEXIE63
9/4/2010 6:04PM
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There are some real beauts in there! LOL Hugs, Lex xxx Report Inappropriate Comment |


WINDLEG
9/4/2010 1:25PM
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The sad thing is that we see similar "excuses" every week at my school...you just have to wonder what (or if) they are thinking!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
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FATHINSN
9/4/2010 10:32AM
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I think the best one is the one with dates, "being absent on Jan. 29, 29, 30, and also 33" (how come Jan has 33rd day, hehe) and the last one is priceless Report Inappropriate Comment |


GOHUSKERS2
9/4/2010 10:31AM
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OMG....if these aren't classics I don't know what is! I'm still laughing about Tommy's boots leaking!
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The Frog in the Bank
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from the teller's nameplate that her name is "Patricia Whack." So he says: "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan.
She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant saying. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
(Are you ready . . .)
(Hang on to something . . .)
So the bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


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MOLS626
9/8/2010 10:22AM
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I needed a good laugh. THANK YOU!
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MAGGIESMOM831
9/6/2010 7:47AM
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Thanks for the laughter! That's cute...
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LOVESLIFE13
9/4/2010 8:13PM
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Loved it!!! Thanks for sharing!!!! Report Inappropriate Comment |


LEXIE63
9/4/2010 5:51PM
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One of the best groaners I've seen in a long, long time! ROFLMAO! Hugs, Lex xxx Report Inappropriate Comment |


GOOZLEBEAR
9/3/2010 10:35PM
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Good one!!!!!!! Report Inappropriate Comment |


TAMMYTH64
9/3/2010 10:13PM
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LOL!
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BARBARACT
9/3/2010 9:45PM
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That was good! LOL
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NUTTYSNOOPYFAN
9/3/2010 9:43PM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Report Inappropriate Comment |


NUTTYSNOOPYFAN
9/3/2010 9:43PM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Report Inappropriate Comment |


NUTTYSNOOPYFAN
9/3/2010 9:43PM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Report Inappropriate Comment |


RUFFIT
9/3/2010 5:29PM
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That is a good one!! Thanks for posting. Have an awesome weekend! Moni Comment edited on: 9/3/2010 5:29:40 PM Report Inappropriate Comment |


JEN_BACK2BASICS
9/3/2010 4:42PM
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Cute!! Report Inappropriate Comment |


ZANDASMOM1
9/3/2010 4:21PM
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Very very cute!!!!
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FLUFFYFLOUNDER
9/3/2010 4:11PM
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OMG!!! That was so cute! Thank you...LOL
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MARI2006
9/3/2010 4:04PM
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Thank you! LOL
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MARI2006
9/3/2010 4:04PM
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Thank you! LOL
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