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A Riddle

Saturday, May 25, 2013

A Feat of Strength

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the young guy replied.

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then he turned to the young man and said, "Alright. Get in."

  
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BECKYSFRIEND 6/8/2013 9:39PM

    love it

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JUDYAMK 6/4/2013 11:16PM

    ha ha ha made me smile & laugh!!!
Judy

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MARCIEMCGOWAN 5/26/2013 10:03AM

    that was a very smart joke. Love it.

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DARJR50 5/26/2013 12:12AM

  Don't mess with old folks. You will lose every time.

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The Dying Man

Thursday, May 23, 2013

The Dying Man

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night.

Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil."

The dying man said nothing.

The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing.

The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."

  
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MOTLEM 5/23/2013 9:08PM

    Definitely not a punter, eh! emoticon

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KITT52 5/23/2013 6:52PM

    wow really funny, thanks for a good laugh

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GINA180847 5/23/2013 5:18PM

    Good choice!

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Old Friends

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Old Friends

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't remember your name. I've thought and thought, but I can't recall it. Please tell me what your name is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just looked at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

  
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    Yeah, IS the way of IT, eh!!

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NANADERRICK 5/18/2013 7:20PM

    HoHoHo!!! good one!!!

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How Do Court Reporters Keep A Straight Face?

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces pt. 2

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Having consensual intercourse.

  
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MOTLEM 5/14/2013 11:53PM

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The Titanic Test

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

The Titanic Test

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St.Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie, and answered, "1,228."

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

  
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IRISHEI 5/10/2013 8:15AM

    Funny. If you need a good lawyer and find him, make sure to keep him. They
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    Sometimes I almost feel sorry for lawyers!
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    Awesome.

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    emoticon good one!

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MSLZZY 5/7/2013 9:09PM

    Oh, so funny! Thanks for sharing!!!!!

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MEWHENRYSMAMA 5/7/2013 9:03PM

    LOL, thanks!
Hope you are having a good week!
Hugs!

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    Very Funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Omigosh, too funny! Thanks for the chuckle!

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