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Flag of Taxes

Saturday, December 01, 2012

Taxing Flag

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."

"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."

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SUNSCOUT 12/1/2012 8:49PM

    emoticon Ha, too funny

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Bottle of Wine

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Bottle of Wine

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine.

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What's in the bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade."

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LINDAMARIEZ1 11/29/2012 5:47AM

    a bottle of anything!!!

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EOWYN2424 11/29/2012 5:18AM

    I'd prefer a bottle of cider ;)

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Necessary Information for the 40 and Older Crowd

Monday, November 26, 2012

- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

- It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

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ELDORADO2 11/30/2012 6:02AM

    So funny, hilarious!!!!!!!!


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LINDAMARIEZ1 11/29/2012 8:33PM

    emoticon I love it! thank you! soooo true!

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LINDAMARIEZ1 11/26/2012 6:38PM

    good wisdom here! :)

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HOLLYM48 11/26/2012 6:37PM

    Funny! emoticon Thanks for some good sayings!

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Thursday, November 15, 2012

Cat Quotes

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez

"There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
- English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another."
- Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
- Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
- Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
- Faith Resnick

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
- Hippolyte Taine

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
- Anonymous

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
- Albert Schweitzer

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
- Anonymous

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
- Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
- Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
- Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
- Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
- John S. Nichols

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece."
-- Leonardo Da Vinci

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
-- Anonymous

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein

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COLOMAGIRL 11/18/2012 2:31AM

    Hahahahaha! Love these quotes...several remind me of cats I had when I was growing up.

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CHESAKAT41 11/16/2012 10:30AM

    Of all the info about cats this one had me laughing - "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." This soooo true! Great reading - I (we) enjoyed this posting so much...
emoticon emoticon emoticon Gracie, Max and Rhoda

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Something New

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

I stepped out a bit today so to speak-I took a Zumba class. I didn't know what to expect or really even exactly what it was. It was an hour of lots of movement to fast music that did challenge me. I am not young though I don't think of myself as old either. I thought as we were "Zumba-ing" that my husband would laugh should he see me. I also thought I wasn't doing too bad for the first time out. However, it wasn't "Dancing With The Stars" either. The instructor was very good and very petite. Ever so often she would just spontaneously do what I call a "Rebel Yell" (being from the South), which from time to time completely startled me. It was so interesting and called on reserves I wasn't sure I had that I think I will do it again next week! emoticon

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MOTLEM 10/17/2012 2:46AM

    Zumba is totally awesome! I love it and have been doing it for about a year now. However, just lately I have had to give it away because I keep twisting my knee. Lots of people have twisted their knees doing Zumba, so just be mindful of that, Linda.

Here is a site you can visit for Zumba carpet gliders, that may be useful.

Good luck with it all and I'm glad you're going back next week.

Nice pic of you too! emoticon emoticon

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