Monday, November 26, 2012
- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
- It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
Thursday, November 15, 2012
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez
"There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast."
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another."
- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
- Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
- Faith Resnick
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
- Hippolyte Taine
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
- Albert Schweitzer
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
- Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
- Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
- Joseph Wood Krutch
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
- John S. Nichols
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece."
-- Leonardo Da Vinci
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
I stepped out a bit today so to speak-I took a Zumba class. I didn't know what to expect or really even exactly what it was. It was an hour of lots of movement to fast music that did challenge me. I am not young though I don't think of myself as old either. I thought as we were "Zumba-ing" that my husband would laugh should he see me. I also thought I wasn't doing too bad for the first time out. However, it wasn't "Dancing With The Stars" either. The instructor was very good and very petite. Ever so often she would just spontaneously do what I call a "Rebel Yell" (being from the South), which from time to time completely startled me. It was so interesting and called on reserves I wasn't sure I had that I think I will do it again next week!
Sunday, July 01, 2012
What did I do? Well, I will tell you. In the last two weeks, I got through a graduation, a tree falling on my car during a thunderstorm while babysitting for my granddaughter, birthday parties for my 2-year-old granddaughter, a 40th birthday for my son-in-law, a "cousins" reunion on my
husband's side and a christening. Then there is one more thing to go--I am giving my husband a birthday party for one of those "significant number birthdays" next Sunday. I will not pretend that I got through all that anywhere close to perfect. But I did do better than I would have prior to being associated with this site. I think SparkPeople is a really great place, and I am glad that I found it quite by accident 3 years ago. I get motivation, inspiration and oh yes! Spark Points! For anyone new stay close, listen even closer and soon you will be happily and productively involved in SparkPeople. Trust me.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Today for only the second time I got all four categories--Calories, Fat, Carbs and Protein on target. I wondered why I could not get it right before. All the calorie counting, choosing the right foods, etc. I felt like somewhat like a failure. Then it occurred to me that I had been making progress all along--those baby step--that lead to greater and greater success. I also know I am now in the world of real people, not perfect ones.
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