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Passwords

Thursday, October 24, 2013

A little long, but somewhat funny. I don't understand the rose references.

Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.

Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?

No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.

Why do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?

Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

No, you must get a new one.

I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Sorry, you must get a new one.

OK, roses

Sorry you must use more letters.

OK, pretty roses

No good, you must use at least one numerical character.

OK, 1 pretty rose

Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

OK, 1prettyrose

Sorry, you must use additional characters.

OK, 1freakingprettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

OK, 1FREAKINGprettyrose

Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

OK, 1Freakingprettyrose

Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

OK, 1FREAKINGprettyroseshovedupyourbehindifyou don'tgivemeaccessrightfreakingnow

Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

RDEE22 10/27/2013 8:53AM

    Yes Yes Yes. It brings back lots of memories. emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 10/25/2013 2:49PM

    OMG! emoticon

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MOTLEM 10/24/2013 10:07PM

    He wanted the new password to be 'roses', but it wasn't accepted, so he altered, and altered, and altered, and you can see the result. emoticon

It's happened to me a lot of times. emoticon

This blog is funny. Love it! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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Truths For Mature Human Beings

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I think part of a best friendís job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize youíre wrong.

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. Iím pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I canít remember the last time I wasnít at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just arenít going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Iím always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

ďDo not machine wash or tumble dryĒ means I will never wash this Ė ever.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didnít answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

  
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1CRAZYDOG 10/9/2013 9:14PM

    For sure on MapQuest! LOL

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MOTLEM 10/9/2013 8:43PM

    emoticon I love the 'bad decisions make good stories'.. very true! emoticon

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EWL978 10/9/2013 6:28PM

    I understand...sometimes I just want to take a scissors to it and cut those edges off!!

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Things To Say At A Job Interview

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Allow that you would have little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.

Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving.

Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.

Ask the secretary if she'll sit on your lap during the interview.

After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, 'Of course I was totally hammered at the time.'

  
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MARCIEMCGOWAN 9/23/2013 7:33AM

    those are the things not to say or do. very funny

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MOTLEM 9/23/2013 1:49AM

    Don't think that guy would get the job! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 9/22/2013 7:09PM

    Or not! LOL

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Little League Conference

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Coach Jones called the young lad in from center field during a Little League game for a conference.

"See here Larry," said the coach, "you know the principles of good sportsmanship that the Little League practices. You also know we don't tolerate temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language. Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes, sir," replied Larry.

"Well, then Larry," sighed Coach Jones, "would you please try to explain it to your mother?"

  
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1CRAZYDOG 9/21/2013 8:56PM

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MOTLEM 9/21/2013 8:33PM

    Brings back memories of when my boys played football.
Some of the mothers were VERY one-sided, to say the least! emoticon
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MARCIEMCGOWAN 9/21/2013 12:55PM

    love it. and so true.

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Airlines-Pt. 3

Thursday, September 19, 2013

In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two or more small children, decide now which one you love more.

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, we'll but try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines.

"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

Once on a Southwest flight, the pilot said, "We've reached our cruising altitude now, and I'm turning off the seat belt sign. I'm switching to autopilot, too, so I can come back there and visit with all of you for the rest of the flight."

  
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RDEE22 9/20/2013 8:05PM

    Thanks for the smiley start to my day! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 9/19/2013 9:26PM

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MOTLEM 9/19/2013 8:23PM

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MARCIEMCGOWAN 9/19/2013 4:04PM

    I always loved flying on Southwest. They have a great sense of humor.

thanks.

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ALICIA214 9/19/2013 12:44PM

 

As I am a former flight attendant I can safely say those comments would be received with mixed comments.. emoticon

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