Sunday, March 28, 2010
As you may or may not know...I'm pretty crazy. It probably goes back to my middle schools days. If you were to look in my year books, pretty much everyone who signed started with "To one goofy guy".
I pretty much always joke around. The other day was no different...except add the fact that I was dead tired!! I've been getting the house ready to go on the market so I was workin on no sleep.
So as my act of kindness for the day, I took my mom, along with the fam, out to dinner at Red Lobster. I wouldn't really call it my daily act of kindness but I really didn't do anything else that day....well except for what I'm going to tell you.
So we're finishing up our grub on at RL when the waiter comes by and asks what we had planned for the rest of the evening. So being the tired and crazy guy I am, I told him my mom and I were going to a strip club. I then tell him that my mom used to dance.....like 5 years ago. Ok, my mom is in her early 60s. So that puts her pole dancin in her late 50s. Ok, of course none of this is true but I can't control my silliness.....plus you know I like to embarrass the fam!! Wifey was turning red and laughing so hard. My mom was laughin and a bit embarrassed. The waiter is of course crackin up.
Ok, so you think I'm done? Nope, he comes back and asks if we have room for dessert. My mom says she's full. I told the waiter, "You know my mom can't get her dance on with a full stomach". So more laughing and of course all the tables looking our way. Hey, what can I say, laughter is the best medicine!!
I gave the waiter payment for the bill and told him to bring back the change in ones.
So let's say my act of kindness was giving the waiter a good laugh for the night and givin the fam a nice chuckle!!
Oh, and as I'm walking out of RL, the front desk guy gets the first set of doors for us. As we go through, I say "And I would like for you to open the second doors for us". I said it like I was royalty. There were folks there and they all started laughing. I was of course joking with the guy but he did get it for me:)
This is basically my life. "I've got jokes" as they say.
Peace out my peepettes!!