I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.
"A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members."
-- David Coblitz
"Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath."
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
P. J. O'Rourke
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
(One of my all time favs!)