"Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath."
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
P. J. O'Rourke
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
(One of my all time favs!)
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
"Television � a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
-- Ernie Kovacs