"Television � a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
-- Ernie Kovacs
"If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else."
-- Laurence J. Peter
"There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters."
-- Alice Thomas Ellis
"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
"Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system."
-- P. J. O'Rourke