"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
-- Carl Reiner
Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.
"I'm not going to quit. Why should I quit? This country is worth fighting for."
--Hillary Rodham Clinton
"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."
-- Paul Beatty
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
--P. J. O'Rourke