"Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done."
-- Fred Allen
"I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues."
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."
-- Robert Frost
Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive.